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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
I know we are on a break but why shut the other thread down until the next race? That's just loving retarded.

You cant get rid of us that easily, because here we are in the Worst Thread as usual.

Myrddin_Emrys fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Jul 30, 2015

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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

ukle posted:

Looks like Jenson Button's F1 days might be over. Various reports in last 2 days saying he has signed on to be one of the next hosts of Top Gear, and the rumours look to be strong as all betting on it appears to have been stopped

Leaves a job worth at least 12 mill a year to co-present a tv show about cars. Yeah I TOTALLY believe that.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
When the other thread re-opens, lets just stay here and ignore the faggatory that is Keevo.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

HJB posted:

It was a tactical lock by keevo, and I respect his decision.

Check out the brown noser here

HJB posted:

This was always going to be Jenson's last year as an F1 driver regardless.

Care to :toxx: this? I will reverse :toxx: you if you do.

Myrddin_Emrys fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Jul 30, 2015

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

HJB posted:

I like Jenson and would not want to wish for him to leave.

Nice cop out

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

HJB posted:

Thank you

You had a 50/50 chance of giving Aqualungs dream of me being perma-banned there.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

pik_d posted:

What the hell makes you think a toxx means perma-ban?

Because that would have been the Toxx Clause duh

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Aqualung posted:

I don't even know who you are but OK.

I assume some old British dude from this "north" Clarkson keeps talking about. Why else would anyone like Jenson Button?

For a guy who spent the past 6/7 years moaning about my posts that was a real neat way to put in an old man Clarkson joke. Bravo

pik_d posted:

I think he's the one that can't stop making Claire Williams jokes

My wife thinks I'm obsessed about F1. Whenever she comes in the room I'm just staring at the top left hand corner of my keyboard.

Myrddin_Emrys fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Jul 30, 2015

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Aqualung posted:

I think you overestimate how much I care about who I reply to.

oh you are SO adorable ::3:

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

pik_d posted:

Well you do need help

Is it just me or... well... seriously do people like this really exist I mean.. is it just me?

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

pik_d posted:

Maybe he shouldn't have closed it then?


I was making a F1 key = help joke you turd.

And with that clarification all is once again ok in the worst thread :)

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

poo poo Farm posted:





i know i'm glad which brother didn't die

This is awesome, you should change your user name to poo poo Poster

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
But he had to do the raised eyebrow thing too, to try and look nonchalant or indifferent. gently caress Lewis

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

ukle posted:

On the note of Donington -

Formula E Pre-season testing starts on Monday at Donington, with the new none all the same cars. Tickets are FREE (Only £5 if you want a pitwalk) so if you live near Donington and have time spare on a Monday or a Tuesday over the next 3 weeks might be worth a look -

https://www.eticketing.co.uk/fiaformulae-london/

List of teams that have finally entered -

ABT Schaeffler Audi Sport (DEU)
Andretti Formula E Team (USA)
Dragon Racing (USA)
DS Virgin Racing Formula E Team (GBR)
Mahindra Racing Formula E Team (IND)
NEXTEV TCR Formula E Team (CHN)
Renault e.Dams (FRA)
Team Aguri (JPN)
Trulli Formula E Team (CHE)
Venturi Formula E Team (MCO)

This is news worth noting!!! gently caress YEAH

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Wirth1000 posted:

There's only 10 teams. Seriously. Just 10 loving teams to remember. I don't get this attitude at all. How terrible is your ADHD? I mean, if this was MotoGP or something where beyond the manufacturer teams you have all these random independant teams then sure. But, no, it's 10 teams in an extremely heavily publicized sport. Are you senile? Alzheimer's? Michael Schumacher? Come on, man.

You are a terrible poster

*edit*

poo poo Farm posted:

formula e is trash & shouldn't be acknowledged

And your worse

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

track day bro! posted:

Jenson Button sucks rear end.

His hot half J-Babe wife however......

...sucks gass

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

ImplicitAssembler posted:

Everyones favourite WDC will drive in Formula E next season:
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/120254

This is the best news

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Brainwrong posted:

He burned twice as bright and twice as long

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Human Grand Prix posted:

Uh so apparently the Qataris want a GP. It's supposed to be a street circuit but they may use Losail instead for the time being. I don't watch MotoGP, would it be suitable for F1 cars?

I'm an educated guy, but wtf is Qataris

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

poo poo Farm posted:

posting poo poo

poo poo Farm? More like poo poo Poster, am I right fellas?

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

1500quidporsche posted:

The only thing of Nico's that is shattered is his championship challenge.

Take that back right now

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

keevo posted:

Sorry I should have explained that I was just closing it for the summer break. I don't give a poo poo so you guys can just use this thread for the rest of the season if you want.



:smith:


The only thing worth preserving from that thread is the second post with all the images.









The regulars were all the OP of the last thread Keevo. But you are forgiven.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

British people fetishize the word "penultimate"

Like Americans do with the word 'ironic'

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
I spent to much time caring about who the poo poo Ricky D is, and when I figured it out I stopped caring.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Gmaz posted:

Perez has a really punchable face.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Wirth1000 posted:

ahahaha, Vettel is blaming Pirelli for the blowout and how that shouldn't have been allowed to happen.

Are you for loving serious mate?

It seems the honeymoon period at Ferrari is over, and now its back to the whinging.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Tsaedje posted:

:qq: My tyre exploded and they say it's because I went off track, but I didn't

*literally went 4 wheels off track in the previous corner, same as the previous 43 laps*

You saw that too, the last corner before it exploded? I'm not surprised one of his tyres burst after that abuse.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

gret posted:

Lucky for him there are plenty of other national embarrassments in Venezuela, like the president, the economy, the lack of quality toilet paper, etc.

El Heffe

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

El Hefe posted:

I watched Monaco 1996 yesterday and only 4 cars finished the race lol

I watched that race live, it was hilarious and fantastic

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

MattD1zzl3 posted:

pet·u·lant
ˈpeCHələnt/Submit
adjective
(of a person or their manner) childishly sulky or bad-tempered.


Yes, bombing around the world on a jet between winning grand pricks and loving famous women sure is sulky and bad tempered. Especially if he forgot to constantly hashtag #iamlucky Do you lose your poo poo if your wife colors her hair too?

How petulant

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
2016 will be there year when Lewis comes out the closet. If not sooner.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

MattD1zzl3 posted:

The plot thickens. Suck it fizzy drinks company

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/120704




VvV Uhh.... sorry i guess? Im thrilled becuase i expected merc to pick them up, and they already supply a lot of the field. vVv

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
There is a reason Nicole dumped that gay human being and its probably to do with the fact he is a gay human being.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

My god, this guy is just so socially autistic he just looks awkward no matter what he does. Maybe having his childhood moulded by his father and Ron seriously stumped his mental development, kind of like Michael Jackson.
I don't think Ive ever seen a more awkward picture of him.. no wait....

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Tsaedje posted:

I don't think he looks any more ridiculous than anyone else does when riding a segway in that pic. The second one is atrocious.

But he is sol cool, he has to ride his Segway with one hand in his pocket, making it more ridiculous than other people riding one.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
Remember when Horner thought he would take over Todts job because he ran a fraudulent winning team? Good times.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

learnincurve posted:

Quail delayed because the barrier is still hosed.

GP3 was cancelled too which I was looking forward too. Those photographs of the crash however holy hell. Its a testament to the way modern cars are desigined and also how the barriers are built that the young lad was no killed.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
Button once again out performs the higher paid team mate.

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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Tsaedje posted:

Only on friday, they put the old one back in

Why does he still have a 35 grid penalty?

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