F1 2015 Mid-season Break Thread: 1 Gold Pressed Latinum per Bad Post

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Did I just discover we're not having the Baku GP this year? That was to be the most anticipated race on the calendar, along with Sochi and Abu Dhabi. Greatest venue, greatest crowds. Depressing.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 01:47

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:14

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

If only McLaren had sponsors like these classy points havers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6SM9Wq13k4

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 02:35

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

How is Ralf at skiing?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 06:01

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Because then he'd be a petulant grown man?

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 17:59

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

quote:

Niki Lauda
‏@OfficialNLauda

I do what I want. Nobody can tell me what to do.

https://twitter.com/OfficialNLauda/status/628247149386571776

# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 03:31

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCDjNFv8VJs

# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 13:21

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

http://www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/id/13392458/valentino-rossi-offers-lewis-hamilton-moto-gp-test

Greatest motorsportsman alive offers to let petulant child borrow his bike

# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 03:00

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

And Surtees and Hill. No, the first Hill.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:10

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Wirth1000 posted:

If only Rossi switched to F1 to win a WDC... Surtees is gonna immortalize that one.

Can you imagine the jizz flying around in Italy if Rossi drove for Ferrari? What an opportunity lost. Also JPM needs to get with it if he's gonna go for Graham's triple crown. Wasting his time in those spec American gokarts.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:30

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Juan was a misunderstood genius like his fellow countryman Pastor

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 01:29

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 13:36

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I think Niki Lauda was at the last motogp and said it was the best racing out there

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 18:38

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Alain Post posted:

Let's go back to the canon thread.

I like the notion that there is a canonical thread full of the worst posts and it contrasts with a spinoff thread of fanfiction worst posts, if you will, not officially recognized by the original worst posts.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 00:40

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

British people fetishize the word "penultimate"

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 13:19

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Ferrari should have picked up Ricky D. I bet he'd be great in a scud. Not like he's going anywhere in an energy drink.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 20:17

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

track day bro! posted:

I cant belive you cared enough to pm him lol.

Yeah seriously, what kind of a fraud would do that? That would be like deliberately blowing a turn in Monaco during Q3.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 14:49

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

CratSock posted:

That or the English journalists are the laziest reporters in the world.

That's a pretty ignorant and racist thing to say. English journalists are so energetic in their journalisming that they'll go so far as to hack into the voicemails of kidnapped and murdered teenage girls to make their families think they're still alive and thus have new headlines to report. Show some respect.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 23:26

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

sticksy posted:

Pastor is the most fun and interesting thing in this goddamn sport, hth.

I don't see how you can say that when Pastor hasn't eaten a single ice cream nor taken a single poo poo.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 13:34

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

1500quidporsche posted:

Pastor Maldonado is the Jacques Villeneuve of our time.

Unfair comparison, Pastor has better hair

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 00:57

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

quote:

Simona de Silvestro commits to full Formula E season with Andretti

Good for her, getting into a real sport.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 03:04

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

He keeps sneaking across the border illegally into various teams

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 15:44

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/27/motorsport/women-in-formula-one-responsibility-bernie-ecclestone/index.html

quote:

he once told the media "women should be dressed in white, like all the other domestic appliances"

Bernie is the CEO formula 1 deserves

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 03:30

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

So Indycar succeeded where Bernie failed last year, in destroying an entire motor racing season with a double points race

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 04:25

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Human Grand Prix posted:

The fact that Onyx got a Podium is awesome.

I didn't know hip-hop groups had F1 teams in the 90s.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 20:36

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Did Heidfeld win Le Mans on his first try?

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 03:09

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I bet Piquet laughed his rear end off in Mansell's face after that. He seems like that kinda guy.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 19:22

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Lewis is Jacquin us off

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 19:02

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Brainwrong posted:

I missed that part and holy wow that is beautiful

# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 19:24

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I feel bad posting links to reddit but reddit is the best place for Bernie news

https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/3jraux/as_i_was_leaving_monza_today_i_found_a_love_note/

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 02:31

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

geeves posted:

Attempt to introduce an American manufacturer.......

Imagine a Chrysler F1 engine.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 03:57

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Kilmers Elbow posted:

The Honda engineers should do the honourable thing and commit bukakke.

Would be less messy than all of their races this year.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 19:38

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

El Hefe posted:

even Hammy knew he had to get out

Hammy Ham, the most intellectual and forward thinking of all F1 drivers, the next Alain Prost

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 01:27

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Brazilians are incapable of making strategic decisions. See: their economy

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 13:16

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

So who will be the 2016 World Constructor's Fraud then? The Germans again? Maybe the German in the German car? The Scud with a German at the wheel hopefully?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2015 00:43