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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
http://contest.newyorker.com/

Frankly surprised goons aren't all over this.

Here's mine for this week:

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
ill see if i get some time to do this

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
i'm the blank paintings in the background

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
I'm gonna whoop your rear end in pool just like we whooped your asses in WWII you limey bastard.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i would submit taht but im not making a loving account

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Voltage posted:

i'm the blank paintings in the background

I'm the missing bottom half of the jukebox.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"I know you've been loving my wife, Frank."

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"My wife is a slut"

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I only made that bet that the loser has to eat the winner's poo poo because I'm very bad at pool and I constantly jerk off to the thought of eating your poo poo

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
Everyone thinks their better than New Yorker cartoons until they find themselves sending their suggestions to the cartoon department.

The New Yorker loving rocks.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Hitler did nothing wrong"

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

:pusheen:

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Yeah sure pants become shoes.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
Mein Fuhrer, sorry to interrupt your billiards but we've got an important memo from the future asking us to look into some juden family by the name of "sanders"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Punish my balls"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
"I have a complaint, the New Yorker is ripping off Ziggy cartoons"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
And hey, just because a contest is already over doesn't mean we can't come up with better captions for it anyway.


"I'm a firm believer in open carry."

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Applewhite posted:

And hey, just because a contest is already over doesn't mean we can't come up with better captions for it anyway.


"I'm a firm believer in open carry."

i got so much anime in here

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost


"This is a dildo"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost


"Just wait until you see my pocket rocket."

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

"I'm telling you, personal grain silos are the way to go"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Applewhite posted:

And hey, just because a contest is already over doesn't mean we can't come up with better captions for it anyway.


"I'm a firm believer in open carry."

"No, no, I'm just happy to see you!"

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

yknow, i've never won one of these things

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost


"It's powered by cocaine."

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
a good general purpose entry for the caption competition is "See what happens when you legalize gay marriage?"

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
At least half of all captions will be Seinfeld references.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


The rocket on my back is full of liquid hydrogen and probably some oxygen. It's actually very heavy. Also I'm an alcoholic and I just now fell off the wagon.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009


Party sucks, I'm taking off

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

jiharlequinade posted:


Party sucks, I'm taking off

:golfclap:

E: this is actually better than the real finalists

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jul 30, 2015

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

jiharlequinade posted:


Party sucks, I'm taking off

:boom:

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Allahu Akbar.

le missing foid
Jul 18, 2015

by Ralp


"FYAD hasn't been funny since at least 2009"

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff


"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Applewhite posted:

:golfclap:

E: this is actually better than the real finalists

Not sure how to feel about that

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Off Probation!!! (: (: (:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Nooner posted:

Off Probation!!! (: (: (:



Welcome back to the land of the living

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

"He's all tuckered out from posting on the Somethingawful.com Forums all day"

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