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Aug 23, 2015 23:45
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  "... then do you have any gwapes?"
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Aug 24, 2015 00:08
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"Just as I suspected......... im gay"
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Aug 24, 2015 00:10
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"Did you know that pufferfish take years off their lives every time they inflate?"
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Aug 24, 2015 01:05
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"I'm afraid you're suffering from schizophrenia, Dr. Nash".
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Aug 24, 2015 01:10
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 "It's cranberry sauce to go with the turkey and pumpkins those other guys brought in for the office Thanksgiving party. I just hope Frank remembered to bring the blow-up doll."
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Aug 24, 2015 02:45
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"That's odd: you appear to be suffocating."
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Aug 24, 2015 02:46
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I prescribe someone else's bathroom, and a helmet.
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Aug 24, 2015 03:06
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Applewhite posted:
"I found your mom's dildo."
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Aug 24, 2015 03:09
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"You didn't happen to see a psychiatrist and a bunch of fish floating around here, have you?"
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Aug 24, 2015 03:17
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Because I print as size "A" in AutoCAD, and Windows 10 took the ability to change printers away from me.
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Aug 24, 2015 03:20
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 "Oh no, this is all one solid piece. Brazilian rosewood. Guess how many pygmies died cutting it down."
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Aug 24, 2015 03:23
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Each 1/32" represents someone dying for what he believed was right for this magnificent country. This is only up to the 1800s.
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Aug 24, 2015 03:24
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"As you can see, emperor, your new war plans are perfect in every detail."
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Aug 24, 2015 03:25
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Excuse me, General StarsNBars, but your eyes have turned into "Q"s.
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Aug 24, 2015 03:27
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No sir, it is not Mahoney under your desk, but merely a whore. Haven't you seen the movie?
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Aug 24, 2015 03:29
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"Touch it. The surface feels warm. Welcoming. Familiar, almost. It whispers to me, sometimes, when I'm alone. It will whisper to you, too."
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Aug 24, 2015 03:40
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Sir, once again I protest. It is a kids show made for young girls. Sir? .. Sir?
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Aug 24, 2015 03:43
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proof of concept posted:
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Aug 24, 2015 04:07
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No wait, I meant to emptyquote thisproof of concept posted:
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Aug 24, 2015 04:08
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"I certainly don't intend to blast everyone in this goddamn joyless sepulcher of an office into mushy giblet gravy with this suspiciously bazooka-shaped object I'm carrying, ha-ha!"
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Aug 24, 2015 04:11
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Applewhite posted:
nice "Now, what can you tell me about this cake?" "That's a table, sir." Bored fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Aug 24, 2015 |
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Aug 24, 2015 04:15
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 ".roloc s'ti si neerG .elbat acimroF a si sihT"
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Aug 24, 2015 04:20
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Aug 24, 2015 05:59
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TheMostFrench posted:Christ, what an rear end in a top hat. I actually laughed at this one
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"Maybe if you didn't suck so much..." "These are the Emperor's New Plans."
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Aug 24, 2015 11:15
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"...so as you can see, unlike any shady pyramid schemes you may have heard of, our model is actually based on a trapezoid."
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Aug 24, 2015 12:35
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 "I've heard of not fishing off the company pier, but this is ridiculous!"  "I've read about full blown aids, but this is ridiculous!" hanyolo fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Aug 24, 2015 |
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Aug 24, 2015 12:50
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So that's what Viagra does to pufferfish.
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Aug 24, 2015 13:35
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"Blow me."
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Aug 24, 2015 13:46
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Aug 24, 2015 14:10
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Zanzibar Ham posted:
I like the way you think
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Aug 24, 2015 14:24
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CzarChasm posted:I like the way you think I guess mine was too subtle or something. Applewhite posted:
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Aug 24, 2015 14:31
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I've heard about turning the tables but this is ridiculous!
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Aug 24, 2015 14:39
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Applewhite posted:I guess mine was too subtle or something. I got it. 
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Aug 24, 2015 14:42
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Applewhite posted:I guess mine was too subtle or something. don't be needy
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Aug 24, 2015 14:43
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Germstore posted:don't be needy  "I've heard of fishing for compliments but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 24, 2015 15:00
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 You know... I've heard that the Burger QUEEN gets paid pretty well
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Aug 24, 2015 15:27
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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"For the last time, I don't see fish all around me! It doesn't help me open up when you keep asking that."
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