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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

First Secretary is deputy within the commons, deputy is deputy within the party

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Yeah that's the better way to put it.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Maybe the women in the labour party are incompetent?

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

If most of the women MPs came in in the last few parliaments then they're going to be heavily right-wing, so he may have had real trouble finding worthy candidates.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

It does seem that at least a few refused to serve because they didn't want to be associated with Corbyn's 'extremism.'

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Peel posted:

If most of the women MPs came in in the last few parliaments then they're going to be heavily right-wing, so he may have had real trouble finding worthy candidates.

Yeah there is an issue that as a lot of the more experienced women MPs were elected on all women shortlists they were often candidates who were basically pre-selected by the party HQ as blairite loyalists.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Yeah there is an issue that as a lot of the more experienced women MPs were elected on all women shortlists they were often candidates who were basically pre-selected by the party HQ as blairite loyalists.

When is the purge happening?

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
McDonnell's explanation on Question Time last night for Corbyn not singing the anthem was hilariously crap. Apparently he was too overcome with emotion to remember to sing. Just tell the morons he was paying his respects in his own way but he won't do it again and have done with it.

Best part is a tie between his increasingly animated reactions to the Tory banging on about Corbyn abolishing the army and the barely-contained eye-rolling at the cockney geezer demanding a contingency plan for the coming Muslim invasion.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


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im sure corbyn will get the hint that he no longer needs to get attention as the head of the opposition he automatically has it

he should stop doing irrelevant poo poo and focus on the issues that means kissing the queen hand and other trifling bullshit

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

McDonnell's explanation on Question Time last night for Corbyn not singing the anthem was hilariously crap. Apparently he was too overcome with emotion to remember to sing. Just tell the morons he was paying his respects in his own way but he won't do it again and have done with it.

To some extent this is true, though. While yes, he probably wouldn't sing the national anthem given the choice (and I'm the same), he'd been talking about his (now dead) parents up to and on that day. He's a very reserved person and I think it's not out of character for him to think of his parents in fond memory.

I agree it seems like a weak excuse, but it's the kind of thing I'd do, albeit in my case I'd have no family allowed to fight in WW2.





BTW avatarchat but NFYD I always love seeing your av in threads. TCH I still can't decide if yours is a real person or some super-realistic 3d render.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i hope corbyn doesnt change his opinion on abolishing the monarchy

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Apparently the monarchy isn't a hill he's willing to die on as leader, and with 80% of the British public enthusiastically subjected to it, he's probably right not to try.

Foppery
Dec 27, 2013

I POSSESS THE POWER CHRONIC




:lol:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Liz's Men-dallite voterbase.

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

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Now taking submissions for "Corbyn is racist/ableist/transphobe" arguments. Keep up the mediocre fight!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Corbyn hosed my dog. #VoteLibDem

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


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Tesseraction posted:


BTW avatarchat but NFYD I always love seeing your av in threads. TCH I still can't decide if yours is a real person or some super-realistic 3d render.

its a mystery woman from russia

haunts my dreams

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

TomViolence posted:

with 80% of the British public enthusiastically subjected to it

britain delenda est

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

TomViolence posted:

Apparently the monarchy isn't a hill he's willing to die on as leader, and with 80% of the British public enthusiastically subjected to it, he's probably right not to try.

The monarchy is just the sort of dumb distraction he shouldn't waste time fighting.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the queen will die and everyone will make their disdain for charles known and it'll be the start of the end hopefully

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

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Jose posted:

the queen will die and everyone will make their disdain for charles known and it'll be the start of the end hopefully

the queen will activate an abdication clause by being in a persistent vegetative state a la mandela and we'll all be expected to rally round charles, the establishment will call in desperate favours with every loving form of media there is to manufacture fervent support for radar ears, he'll do endearing publicity stops, world leaders will fawn over him, royalist interests will point to UK soft power and tourism income to prop his generation up too

the federalisation of europe and deconstruction of the nation-state as a concept will during his reign render him a mere historical curiosity who also owns holds incumbency in some under-performing "organic" museum farms, his sons will follow royal tradition by becoming deeply jingoistic puppets for business negotiations military hardware licensing

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

what will your country's name be when Lord Protector of the Commonwealth Jeremy Corbyn has harry and william executed?

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Aliquid posted:

what will your country's name be when Lord Protector of the Commonwealth Jeremy Corbyn has harry and william executed?

New Marxia/Federal Republic of Stalin

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The United Anglican Socialist Republics, UASR.

The Commonwealth of Anglophone Socialist Republics (CASR) will shortly be put in place.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


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FUCES

the federal united commonwealth of England and Scotland

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

the queen will die and everyone will make their disdain for charles known and it'll be the start of the end hopefully

Charles teams up with PM Corbyn to build UK socialism

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

McDowell posted:

Charles teams up with PM Corbyn to build UK socialism

Charles Egalité

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Charles is kinda cute when he's talking about farms. I could get behind King Charles if we only saw him doing rural things, I don't really like him unless he's wearing wellies.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Red Bones posted:

Charles is kinda cute when he's talking about farms. I could get behind King Charles if we only saw him doing rural things, I don't really like him unless he's wearing wellies.

His biscuits are a loving scam

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
do the estates of people in Cornwall who die without an heir still go directly to him?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Red Bones posted:

Charles is kinda cute when he's talking about farms. I could get behind King Charles if we only saw him doing rural things, I don't really like him unless he's wearing wellies.

he's actually a massive retard about farms much like everything else but is ancient and might die before the queen

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

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Jose posted:

he's actually a massive retard about farms much like everything else but is ancient and might die before the queen

seriously, any arguments about the tourism pull of having living royals aristocrats imprisoned from birth for the amusement of the nation are totally undermined by the royal estates under-performing UK businesses by half. Paris is the most visited city in the world and they've killed off their aristos at every opportunity, allowing royal estates to be developed/preserved far more efficiently.

the over-priced duchy oatcakes are like the desiccated ashen remains of the bourgeoisie in my mouth

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Yeah the tourism argument for retaining the royals just instantly falls apart the second you look at Paris. Wait people still want to visit Versailles despite you lot executing all your royals? gently caress. So many wasted pounds.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
As a random US dude, I think it's neat and somewhat charming that you recognize the descendants of your now-nonexistent monarchy empire, but they seem like stuck-up d-bags who have a bizarre amount of cultural power in a democracy (the shadow leader didn't kneel down and flagellate himself in front of the queen! Le scandal!)

they should be more like icelandic royalty who party at concerts and marry some groupie imo

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
There is no constitution - the 'democracy' of the houses of commons and lords operate at the Queen's pleasure. King Charles will implement dictatorship of the proletariat

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Yeah, the UK constitution exists as some weird form of mass hallucination.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Also, UK goons explain this to me. I know the shadow cabinet basically gets to follow the real cabinet around and peek over their shoulders occasionally, but are these same shadow cabinet members also the ones that will become the real cabinet if Corbyn wins in five years, or can we expect significant change-ups by then?

Your system is weird and confusing to me. Like why come you actually know who your party leaders are? Wouldn't it be more efficient if you just kept a couple figureheads around for appearances and left most of the decision-making to anonymous apparatchiks?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Duckbag posted:

Also, UK goons explain this to me. I know the shadow cabinet basically gets to follow the real cabinet around and peek over their shoulders occasionally, but are these same shadow cabinet members also the ones that will become the real cabinet if Corbyn wins in five years, or can we expect significant change-ups by then?
Yes

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

A shadow cabinet is the proposed replacement for the cabinet of the government of the day. This means that roles that only exist in Corbyn's cabinet (Sec of State for Mental Health) would become official roles should he win in 2020 (which sadly isn't likely at this point, but by hammer and by sickle we'll try and turn this around). The government and shadow cabinet are not obligated to match roles, but it's generally a bad idea for the opposition to not have a counter to the Sec in government.

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Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

The Express is running a hit piece on Jeremy Corbyn's Victorian great great grandfather, because journalism is dead.

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