Q: Why do pet owners not have sex?

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Q: Why do pet owners not have sex?

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

I'm a little creeped out because I was thinking to myself earlier that someone will probably come into PI soon and make a post about how people who like animals only do so because they cannot make fundamental connections with humans :tinfoil:

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EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

I'll let you guys know if I have any other premonitions

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