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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012


You losers just cook different types of food dishes because you don't know how to have sex. You can't have sex so you cook food instead - it's pathetic, and transparent. You're all virgins

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BraveUlysses
Aug 7, 2002




Grimey Drawer

voted 5

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

I would never shop at Costco. The paper towels won't fit into my sports car!

This is good advice and I will consider it for the future, op.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

I just ordered delivery for lunch cause I'm a sex haver who doesnt have time for learning to cook

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?


For the busy executive with a hectic schedule, why not do both at once to save time? Be careful where you put your raw meat, watch out for hot, spitting batter, etc., etc.

BerkerkLurk
Jul 22, 2001

I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

I cook, but save time for sex by not eating what I cooked.

feelz good man
Jan 21, 2007

deal with it


Your logic is flawed, I have sex with what I cook. Argument destroyed

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SiYfn3Ezm4

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich


You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds. All in pork rinds of god. In a land that speaks only with its eyes. No language, no dildos, no loving laws! Where the whores can't sell their pussy. Or use their twats to gold dig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our loving hair wild. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put em in plastic bags. gently caress you, you loving, farting robot.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Can someone fix mindphlux I think he is broken again

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