Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



B

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



A

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



C/B

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



CF

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Hot Dog Day 80 posted:

uhh, yes, I looked around the camp, they are abundantly available for some reason!

They make the houses out of them. Its as seen in the documentary 'Minecraft.'

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.





"What's your Name?"

An examination of the person's gear shows labels marked as Psi-757-Gamma

"What did you do for a living?"

An examination of the person's gear shows labels marked as Obedience. Duty

"Pick five everyday things would you take with you on an sudden adventure."

An An examination of the person's gear shows a functional NBC suit, an autogun and ammo, survival kit (water purifier etc), religious book, well maintained fingerbones

"What was your Childhood dream?"

Does not understand the question

"What did you fear most?"

Failure

"How did you die?"

Well

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Wow Waci. Wow. :colbert:

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

FJK:

We have lots and lots of clay. We have wood. We have copper. Let's make a small forge, clay-oven or kiln.

Basically shape lots of clay into a big hollow mound, put some sticks in the bottom and something you want to warm up at the top.
Test it out with making some ceramics at first, don't proceed to use our precious copper until we know it will at least probably work.

Also remember we can use clay-moulds to make sharp metal tools etc.

This

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Arkanomen posted:

The laptop won't turn on because of the low battery but you can force it on and play one 5 minute game of either...

1. Solitaire
2. Minesweeper
3. Space Cadet Pinball
4. Hover!


Oh man Hover was why I visited my friend's house as often as I could.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



There Bias Two posted:

I don't know what Hover! is. :(

http://hover.ie/#single-player/play Now free! :D

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.





Get information on mineral deposits within 20 kilometers. Copper, tin, iron, coal, coke :v:

Loel fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Sep 21, 2015

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



K, so I spent 10 minutes on wiki :v:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beehive_oven I think we could use our intro to industry as this. It can make tiles and pots (food storage!) and turn coal into coke. I'm not clear on where tin is, but if we have the basic copper ore we could ramp up some copper weapons, start a 'guns germs and steel' rampage, collect us up some tribes of farmers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blast_furnace This is listed as as early as 500 BC, which can get us iron. If we have bituminous coal, that might give us leverage into steel.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bessemer_process steel production, 1100 AD.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_blast looks like we can use this for lower grade or quantity coal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watt_steam_engine One of the earliest / effective steam engines.

I'm not saying I want to build Mordor, but I want to build Mordor. :D

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Well, Im for giving him the cloth. Bringing the industrial revolution is going to shatter every society anyway, and those crocodile necromancers have me nervous.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Arkanomen posted:

Spider sighs. "Look it's just some cloth. I like cloth, I'm a spider. Weavings my thing. These strips have some power in them, being out by the water and all. Spirit stuff don't worry about it."

Seems reasonable to me! :)

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



As an aside, we should frame someone for taking the ribbon.

Maybe a neighboring tribe we can test bronze weapons on. :D

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



paragon1 posted:

Haggle hard for a better deal. Be willing to put the cloth right back on the tree if he doesn't make an acceptable offer.

We've been in boardrooms, we know how to play hardball, right? If we just do what he says this time he'll lose all respect for us, gently caress us over, and say we should have seen it coming.

Good point. What else can he offer? Never accept the first deal.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Outrail posted:

Put it back on the tree, tell him maybe some other time (this is how you haggle).

Plan MoreDorr. Lets see how ancient, powerful necromancer crocodiles put up against cannons and phosphorous bombs and napalm. Let someone else rule the tribe while we Jafar in the background.

Know what Mordor really needs? PHOSGENE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosgene

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



A forum I used to go to had a similar puzzle, setting up in Middle Earth to fight Sauron.

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?style=4&f=32&t=135480 v2.0
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=12732 v1.0

So if anyone feels like an archive binge, there's some good ideas here.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



I like the cut of his gib. Does he have any medium term goals we should head for, in the pursuit of further trades?

And Waci, I think phosgene is a lot easier to make than sarin :D Carbon monoxide + chlorine + sunlight.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Cut down the tree, we're starting a Great Crusade

We can get chlorine from electrolysis of salt water. Looks like burning any carbon fuels will get us carbon monoxide.

How we combine those in a jar is left as an exercise to the reader.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Waci posted:

A start is a start, not a destination :colbert:

Give him the cloth or two, don't cut down the tree yet. Can't have everything at once, can we?

Good point. Is the tree idea time sensitive?

And, I don't even know the industrial base we'd need for sarin :v: Im looking at stuff we can plausibly begin with.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Without ... uh ... suggesting anything, can we find a fission reactor?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_nuclear_fission_reactor

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Okay, current sketch:

Casual mining to get copper and coal.
Use beehive ovens to turn coal into coke.
Use blast furnace with hot blast to melt copper.
Craft copper into weapons and armor.
Conquer everyone.
Use slave army to begin strip mining of coal and iron.
Mass produce blast furnaces with bessemer processes.
Use steal to make watt steam engines, steal weapons and armor, farming equipment.
Keep expanding via wars to expand the industrial base.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



And apparently the Romans had hydraulic mining.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruina_montium
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hushing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-pit_mining

This place is going to look like such a hellhole when we're done with it :v:

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Hot Dog Day 80 posted:

We won't have enough time to do this in one lifetime I think.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Proposal to the thread: Mine instead of farm, make weapons, attack ASAP.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Hot Dog Day 80 posted:

We need a large population to actually do anything. Can't do that without a stable food source.

Yeah, thats why I want to get more people under our control. So they can farm and mine for us.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Hot Dog Day 80 posted:

Hey spider, what will it take to get some reptileman slaves, and some of their technology?

Or a couple disc world Golems

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Or the ability to make Golems out of prisoners.

Or Servitors :v:

edit: Survivor is just another spelling of Servitor!

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Outrail posted:

Kekekeke

If we cut down the tree I think they will be angry enough :v:

I don't think we'll have time to train in phalanxes, so Imma propose some basic equipment for melee.

Bronze (later steel)
Cuirass
Faulds
Stahlhelm
Lochaber axe

Hm... We'll be slow moving, but really hard to damage.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Okay, so I talked to my knife friend, and he suggested a 'kama-yari' over a lochaber.



With a triple twist.



This has the advantage of being lighter and using less metal.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Outrail posted:

Nerd! Neeeeeeeerrrrrrd! Copper knives and arrowheads. Let's go baby steps until they can invent their own crimes against humanity. (assuming they're human).

Also, we should hook up with dreadlock leaf.

If we want to be the next Rome, we need a memorable aesthetic :colbert:

I'm looking up neat masks next.

edit: Also, we want prisoners, not just dead people.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Maybe some gladii too..

edit: Knife guy says saxes are better. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seax



edit: Horse skull masks look pretty baller. Do we have a few dozen dead horses somewhere?

edit: I will also accept plague doctor masks.

Loel fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Sep 21, 2015

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



hollylolly posted:

What do they use right now for weapons? Flint knives and spears?

Im fairly sure, yeah. So upgrading to the Kamayaris shouldn't be too much of a difference to them.

edit: knife buddy says that if we have sulfur, we can mix latrines, dead bodies, and coal, and let it cook for a few months. It'll make a gunpowder approximation.

edit: Which will lead us into pike and shot camapigns nicely :D

Loel fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Sep 21, 2015

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Go Big or go home.

Also, knife buddy says that a full one piece chest plate requires skill to make, while if we just chomp out a bunch of squamata, we can sew them to hides. No skill needed, and Roman Republic in defense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorica_squamata

edit: Does our group have experience with slings?

Loel fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Sep 21, 2015

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



My knife buddy went ahead and sketched a character based on that description:



Mask off



Mask on

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



There Bias Two posted:

We might be screwing over the girl who wants to marry us. If this takes away her fertility, we could be robbing ourselves of a child.

Excellent. We can start wearing horse skulls and screaming about our child.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



paragon1 posted:

And Lowell! Stop trying to make every CYOA your CYOA, update your own! :argh:

Actually just do whatever you like :v:

Already have 5 pages of notes for this one :v:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G4GwDO6rkkMkvmAGrBJ3ajCwK66bEhAxNAannhPv-b8/edit

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



paragon1 posted:

We don't have nearly enough people for any of that Lowell. I assume this is some crazy multi-period plan for all our lives?

Yeah. I mean, these notes go all the way to nuclear submarines and B-70s. So :D

At the most optimal, I am hoping to get the library and university set up in the first life.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



I see we are doing the Harry Dresden denial plan. Keep saying no to offers of power, and they'll keep offering bigger powers.

edit: I think optimal play is joining the Nameless and getting married (for legitimacy and social power) and continue with the cut tree/blame neighbors plan.

Loel fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Sep 22, 2015

  • Locked thread