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racerabbit
Sep 8, 2011

"HI, I WANT TO HUG PINS NUTS."
:frolf:
It was around here that I stopped playing. The booty bash sequence frustrated me no end.


As for something else to call Crystal Bearers. how about Goat Fucker?

(scene: Layle in a bar, surrounded by glasses; obviously drunk)

"Ye know that cruise ship that was attacked and lost power? I flew that thing home with my own Crystal Powers! So you think they'd call me 'Layle' the Ship Saviour!', but noooooo! Then there was that Crystal Idol I recovered from the Yuke! So, you'd think they'd call me 'Layle, The Treasure Tracker!' But noooooo! An- then, an- then there was the fire at the beach that I put out! So, you'd think they called me 'Layle, the Fireman!' But noooooo - you gently caress ONE goat...."

(and scene)

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racerabbit
Sep 8, 2011

"HI, I WANT TO HUG PINS NUTS."
:frolf:
Yessssss...the Crystal Bearer Goat Fucker Revolution has begun!

racerabbit
Sep 8, 2011

"HI, I WANT TO HUG PINS NUTS."
:frolf:
This game; caught in the twilight between entertaining and terminally dull.

racerabbit
Sep 8, 2011

"HI, I WANT TO HUG PINS NUTS."
:frolf:
The ending must be so awesome that Nintendo wants us to play and experience it ourselves!

racerabbit
Sep 8, 2011

"HI, I WANT TO HUG PINS NUTS."
:frolf:
And the ending was a anti-climactic as the rest of the game. So full of potential, but so full of failure.

Whelp, thanks for slogging through this, because I sure as hell didn't have the patience to do it!

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