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POWERBALL

by zen death robot
Devil on POWERBALL's shoulder: Make teh thread PB.
ANgel on POWERBALL's other shoulder: Don't do it PB.
Devil: Do it!!
Angel: No!!
POWERBALL: ehhhh. *pulls at collar nervously*
POWERBALL: *typing into subject line* Bo-pepper...has...a...small...weiner
Devil: Yes. YESSS!!!

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bog pixie

This happens to me but its a bunch of worms and they're all saying "ban yourself"

bog pixie

Some classic bog pixie lines that solidify my place on the forums:
-im crying
-im ectral
-im scared
-im afraid
-im really scared

saboten

uncomfrtable

thank u bacalou

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i'm cute

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
but also angry. i'm loving furious

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POWERBALL

by zen death robot
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always cute.

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Miss Psychosis

[Cutely] I'm making a post! =^-^=

Ace of Baes
i cant control the volume of my posting voice

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Ace of Baes
Jim Carey in Liar Liar typing a post: boo....boo....BOO.... BOO BIENIS

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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Ace of Baes posted:

i cant control the volume of my posting voice

[sotto voce]: looka this guy cant control the volume of his postin voice heh


ty bacalou!

cuntman.net

fema crisis actor posted:

[sotto voce]: looka this guy cant control the volume of his postin voice heh

i read this in a loud voice

Commie NedFlanders

Ace of Baes posted:

i cant control the volume of my posting voice

this might be a funny joke referencing Brick Tamland from the hit film Anchordman staring Will Pharrel, but it's also a real and serious posting disorder that i would appreciate if you didn't mock. it's plagued me for a LITRAL DECADE

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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DemonToadGoat

p im always pretty soft spoken, mf but sometimes I like to build up some f drama

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i say everything in lowercase irl too. i don't laugh, i say "lol" (pronounced "lawl"), and i've spent many hours in front of the mirror perfecting my expression to emulate emoticons. my will says to throw me in the recycle bin

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dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Qwerinty posted:

i say everything in lowercase irl too. i don't laugh, i say "lol" (pronounced "lawl"), and i've spent many hours in front of the mirror perfecting my expression to emulate emoticons. my will says to throw me in the recycle bin

lol

FreshCutFries

Qwerinty posted:

i say everything in lowercase irl too. i don't laugh, i say "lol" (pronounced "lawl"), and i've spent many hours in front of the mirror perfecting my expression to emulate emoticons. my will says to throw me in the recycle bin

everyone irl thinks i'm a doomsday fanatic because i keep saying the world will be deleted on tuesday

FluffieDuckie

If you're not reading my posting voice like your sweet southern mama who nags you but only because she loves you and when are you going to settle down with someone nice dear I don't know what to tell you


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

Irl I'm more like your trailer park mom that sends you to the store for cigarettes so I can smoke a joint in the car port before you get home


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
just like my real voice, all my posts should be read like an automated, regional accent free, motorized voice with a lot of mic interference

think Dog of Man by David Firth

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

wait just one cotton picking second ...

Bwee

Thingyman posted:

everyone irl thinks i'm a doomsday fanatic because i keep saying the world will be deleted on tuesday

tao of lmao

Qwerinty posted:

i say everything in lowercase irl too. i don't laugh, i say "lol" (pronounced "lawl"), and i've spent many hours in front of the mirror perfecting my expression to emulate emoticons. my will says to throw me in the recycle bin

Clerk: Do you want fries with that?
Me:

pogi

[Idiot voice] hi

Salmiakki




Qwerinty posted:

but also angry. i'm loving furious


POWERBALL posted:

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always cute.

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

playground tough
posts usually sound better in my head, please lord don't let me kill this thread :sun:

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

My posting voice is similar to a dog barking at nothing

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

POWERBALL posted:

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always cute.

lol I missed this post, it's really good

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alnilam

my posts should all be read in the voice of database from the simpsoms

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
James Earl Jones: THIS is BEE WHY OH BEE

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

AAB

* clears throat , shuffles shirt collar *
Hello, and welcome to NBC Nightly News, I'm your host, Brian Williams. Tonight in the news, we post using our posting voices. Mine is incredibly chill. You bitches "don e-en no".

And now over to our correspondents for news around the globe


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POWERBALL

by zen death robot

Splatmaster posted:

James Earl Jones: THIS is BEE WHY OH BEE

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