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teleolurian



I accidentally tripped and fell into a bottle of VCR head cleaner while innocently vacuuming the squashes in my garden, and one thing led to another and I ended up in the emergency room.

Well, actually I was just reading these pretty lol reviews for poppers on amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Maximum-Impact-Oz-Cleaning-Solvent/dp/B00I4YCTYO/ref=pd_sbs_328_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0N9XMV8QDX4KAV6VQD93

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I decided to write a review about maximum impact. I noticed some of the reviews on here from other Amazon customers are very in accurate. First of all you don't use maximum impact by smelling it like you would poppers. That will do very little. You spray it on a rag and inhale it through your mouth! Let me tell you, this stuff is not mild as other reviewers have posted here and will send you into an orbit of extacy that few will ever experience. The feeling only lasts about 60 seconds fyi. By that time your already opened up and ready to go! Unfortunately the description of the product is telling you to use it as a room deodoriser or video head cleaner, lol if you do that well then you shouldn't be using it because it won't work. And you should not be leaving a review for a product that you did not use correctly! So use this product correctly and you will not be disappointed!

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Great spray when used right. Very powerful where I could take on a baseball bat! Helps you loosen up for about anything while letting you relax and enjoy it!

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Montalvo





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great stuff! i can take on an army!

wait gently caress that's already in the thread title :(

Miss Psychosis



Lol

Montalvo





Peter Longjohn posted:

i can be a proper cum dump with these

Lil Cunty




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DO NOT USE THIS WITH MEDICATIONS LIKE VIAGRA OR POPPERS. You will get your heart confused and have a weird heartbeat. Finally, it has been my experience many tops don't like goofy bottoms.


nobody likes a goofy bottom


ty crap

ty landy

Miss Psychosis



Jimi Changa posted:

nobody likes a goofy bottom

Poor goofy.

bird.



Q. is it save ?
A: I've never had any problem with it. Use common sense ...water will kill you if you drink too much of it.


ty city of glompton

teleolurian



One day I'm going to walk into a VCR repair shop and it's just going to be dudes boning each other while watching an old grainy copy of ET

Miss Psychosis



DO NOT USE TO CLEAN UP "AFTER"

tao of lmao




Lil Cunty




she claims she has no need for now


ty crap

ty landy

joke_explainer




teleolurian posted:

Great spray when used right. Very powerful where I could take on a baseball bat! Helps you loosen up for about anything while letting you relax and enjoy it!

I'm not sure exactly what this one is saying... they can't possibly be saying some drug makes it easier for them to... insert a baseball bat into their body?? :?: Like why would they have a drug for that. Was some scientists sitting around like 'Fuuuuck, I need to smuggle more heroin but its uncomfortable... I know, the power of chemistry will help me'

Lil Cunty




joke_explainer posted:

I'm not sure exactly what this one is saying... they can't possibly be saying some drug makes it easier for them to... insert a baseball bat into their body?? :?: Like why would they have a drug for that. Was some scientists sitting around like 'Fuuuuck, I need to smuggle more heroin but its uncomfortable... I know, the power of chemistry will help me'

omg security drone GET WITH THE TIMES


this is how kids have sex in 2015


ty crap

ty landy

treasure bear



joke_explainer posted:

I'm not sure exactly what this one is saying... they can't possibly be saying some drug makes it easier for them to... insert a baseball bat into their body?? :?: Like why would they have a drug for that. Was some scientists sitting around like 'Fuuuuck, I need to smuggle more heroin but its uncomfortable... I know, the power of chemistry will help me'

[whispering] some people like to be sexed in the poo hole

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH


I bet the price isn't the only thing he's flexible on

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

pig slut lisa

irl is good






teleolurian



Jimi Changa posted:

she claims she has no need for now

There will be no need for such things where she's going.














mcdonalds

Lil Cunty




teleolurian posted:

There will be no need for such things where she's going.














mcdonalds

it is designed with the largest users in mind


ty crap

ty landy

Afro Doug



I BOUGHT THIS PRODUCT SO I COULD WATCH VIDEOS OF MAY GRANDSONDS PIANO RECITALS. I AM VERY SATISFIED WITH THE PRODUCT. I AM ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH THE PRODUCT> YES. A++++++. I AM WATCHING THIS TAPE OF MY GRANDSON AND HE IS PLAYING THE PIANO EVEN BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED, THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! I HAVE SEEN MANY VIDEO CASSETES IN MY LIFETIME AND FOR SOME REASON THE PICTURE IS POPPING OUT OF THE SCREEN AND ITS JUST LIKE ITS HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE.

joke_explainer




treasure bear posted:

[whispering] some people like to be sexed in the poo hole

[whispering] I know that!!! but im just wondering how chemical assistance to it came about, like some chemist sniffed some vapors and then tripped and fell on his butt plug and was like say... that hurt a lot less than usual!!

Miss Psychosis



joke_explainer posted:

[whispering] I know that!!! but im just wondering how chemical assistance to it came about, like some chemist sniffed some vapors and then tripped and fell on his butt plug and was like say... that hurt a lot less than usual!!

haha

google THIS



some drugs open your mind and others, well,

Nosfereefer



treasure bear posted:

[whispering] some people like to be sexed in the poo hole

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

teleolurian



*Evil commander marching his minions towards a giant mountain with a suspicious looking boulder in front of it*

*Moves as if though to reveal a secret cave*

*Turns to henchman and gives him some amyl nitrate*

*Rumbling, cheeks widen*

And then the army just marches right in

Commie NedFlanders



:v: wanna get so freaky i'll need full anesthesia and a suture kit on hand

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


Jimi Changa posted:

nobody likes a goofy bottom

mods please change my name to goofy bottom

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