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Who will win the debate?
Rick Perry
Rick Santorum
Bobby Jindal
Carly Fiorina
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Jim Gilmore
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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Abner Cadaver II posted:

For some reason it's really hard to find women who aren't pro-choice!

the only moral abortion is my abortion

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

EugeneJ posted:

Trump is going to beat the poo poo out of everyone tonight, everyone will concede, and Fox will still say "Jeb Bush clearly has control of this race!"

i hope Trump's guys told him that "Carly won" and watch Trump eviscerate her tonight.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Abner Cadaver II posted:

"Keep, ancient lands, your drat illegals!" cries she
With silent lips. "Go take your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Keep them, the homeless, the gently caress away from me,
I lift my gun beside the bolted door!"

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Nonsense posted:

i hope Trump's guys told him that "Carly won" and watch Trump eviscerate her tonight.

It might actually be hard for Trump to argue "Tanked her business but made a huge personal profit" as a negative

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

What was the entertainment value of this, on a scale from "a broadcast of NPR's Splendid Table" to "Monster Truck Rally"?

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Trump's gonna make Fiorina his VP.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Zaphod42 posted:

I know but look at even his recent state of the union gaffe speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFK8aTpYAmg

There's some accent there but its subtle. He was playing it up tonight.
It gets increasingly subtle the further back you go.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Zwabu posted:

What was the entertainment value of this, on a scale from "a broadcast of NPR's Splendid Table" to "Monster Truck Rally"?

an episode of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Star Man posted:

Trump's gonna make Fiorina his VP.

most likely. if he praises her tonight, you called it.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Nonsense posted:

most likely. if he praises her tonight, you called it.

And all I win is another bout of suicidal thoughts.

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001

QuoProQuid posted:

Graham very briefly became the most talked about person running for office (courtesy of the Washington Post).


Easily the best thing to come out of the kiddie debate, wow.

Shortly after Graham mentioned he wasn't married and had no kids Santorum had to get it in that he was happily married with 8 kids.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Star Man posted:

Trump's gonna make Fiorina his VP.

Unlikely considering her criticism of him at the start of the debate.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Could someone explain to me how the GOP is able to pretend the Green Revolution didn't exist?

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Probably Magic posted:

Could someone explain to me how the GOP is able to pretend the Green Revolution didn't exist?

Green Revolution??? Sounds like some commie poo poo to me!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Kurt_Cobain posted:

Easily the best thing to come out of the kiddie debate, wow.

Shortly after Graham mentioned he wasn't married and had no kids Santorum had to get it in that he was happily married with 8 kids.

I think Lindsey still comes out on top there

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Abner Cadaver II posted:

Green Revolution??? Sounds like some commie poo poo to me!

I knew it had fully entrenched itself when I started seeing "green" alternative products at Walmart.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Joementum posted:

Unlikely considering her criticism of him at the start of the debate.

Trump will appoint and fire several VPs throughout the campaign, to great success in the polls.

And keep pulling the same stunt through his Presidency.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


You fuckers aren't gonna abandon the thread for IRC, right?

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

So I forgot about the JV debate until a few minutes ago. What were the highlights?

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
They should have treated this like a play off for the main debate with seats 9 and 10 open for the top two early winners. 10 people is way too crowded anyway.

Teaches of Peaches
Aug 10, 2010

Huh!? What? Right...

Ronald McReagan posted:

So I forgot about the JV debate until a few minutes ago. What were the highlights?

9/11, cyberwalls, me parents died when I was in my 20's, i'm 60 now with no wife or kids, 9/11, did I mention 9/11? Ronald Raven etc

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Ronald McReagan posted:

So I forgot about the JV debate until a few minutes ago. What were the highlights?

immigration without assimilation is an invasion. - educator of the year from the state of Louisiana.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
You can find a thread for the 9pm debate here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3734918

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Teaches of Peaches posted:

9/11, cyberwalls, me parents died when I was in my 20's, i'm 60 now with no wife or kids, 9/11, did I mention 9/11? Ronald Raven etc
Who has no wife and kids? The guy from Virginia?

Teaches of Peaches
Aug 10, 2010

Huh!? What? Right...

Josh Lyman posted:

Who has no wife and kids? The guy from Virginia?

lindsey graham

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Is there a link to video of the kiddy table debate anywhere yet? I wasn't at hone around 5 :(

MeatwadIsGod has issued a correction as of 01:54 on Aug 7, 2015

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Why do Fox News contributors from other news orgs sound like surrogates for whatever campaign, they happen to have some knowledge about?

Oh my job for this interview was to dig up some info on the Kasich campaign, let me now drop some bullshit about him being the most recognizable to voters!

I've covered Chris Christie for years, and let me tell you the man is ready to lead and move on past "invented" issues like the New York Bridge thing!

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Josh Lyman posted:

You fuckers aren't gonna abandon the thread for IRC, right?

no, it must be recorded for posterity's sake

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012


confirmed bachelor code word for gay

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
It looks like someone punched Scott Walker in the face, seriously.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

e wrong

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

holy poo poo trump admits himself as a traitor crowd boos goddamn

edit: i mean i know he said it before but still surprising.

RAND PAUL SHITTALKING GODDAMN

xarph
Jun 18, 2001


So I want to watch this because I hate Carly Fiorina. Is fox news now going to put it in the vault because the RNC doesn't want this first debate to exist anymore?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
wrong thread

atomicthumbs has issued a correction as of 03:54 on Aug 7, 2015

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Is there a link to video of the kiddy table debate anywhere yet? I wasn't at hone around 5 :(

It's split to five parts, this is the first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7RaPU4avWU

RichardA
Sep 1, 2006
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Dinosaur Gum

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It's split to five parts, this is the first:

Thanks!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


xarph posted:

So I want to watch this because I hate Carly Fiorina. Is fox news now going to put it in the vault because the RNC doesn't want this first debate to exist anymore?

Fox spliced Fiorina parts into the big kids debate because they love her so much. Hope you don't mind seeing her constantly between now and the next debate.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Mr.Smiley4 posted:

It looks like someone punched Scott Walker in the face, seriously.

good

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Teaches of Peaches
Aug 10, 2010

Huh!? What? Right...
That debate made me happy for a couple reasons.

1: Trump, Trump, TRUMP
2: TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

The first point that fact that Trump was in the debate obviously pissed of several people and they had to deal with him on stage. And the second point
was that really Trump is the best they have to offer at the moment. I mean sure some of the other guys have their strengths with the base but drat it if Trump
isn't at the front still.

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