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Who will win the debate?
Rick Perry
Rick Santorum
Bobby Jindal
Carly Fiorina
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Jim Gilmore
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
LIVE STREAMS

http://www.foxnews.com/live-coverage/fox-news-republican-presidential-primary-debate might work. You might need a cable subscription. :iiam:

http://www.livenewschat.eu/the-republican-debates-live-stream/ after you install an ad-blocker. :yarr: or try
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream or
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

LOGISTICS

Length: 60 minutes
Venue: Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, OH
Sponsors: Fox News, Facebook
Moderators: Bill Hemmer and Martha MacCallum

THE CONTENDERS

With their greatest political achievement and average from the five polls Fox News used to determine who was in each debate.

  • Rick Perry, former Governor of Texas - 1.8%
  • Rick Santorum, former Senator from Pennsylvania - 1.4%
  • Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana - 1.4%
  • Carly Fiorina, former CEO of HP - 1.3%
  • Lindsey Graham, Senator from South Carolina - 0.7%
  • George Pataki, former Governor of New York - 0.6%
  • Jim Gilmore, former Governor of Virginia - 0.2%

Joementum has issued a correction as of 21:58 on Aug 6, 2015

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Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
This is bullshit that I can't vote for Ronald Reagan.

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
I think Rick Perry having to come to this is actually the best thing that could happen to him. He doesn't have to say anything to Trump or get beat up by him, so he will be the only 'big one' to actually get time to talk himself up and talk issues, and he gets to do so in front of idiot lightweights who are out of their league. Dominating the kids table is going to be more positive airtime than getting puffy and redfaced staring at Trump. I expect a poll bump for him coming out of this.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



:munch:

This is gonna be the perfect appetizer tommorrow.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
This thread is not stickied.

I approve of this, since it's the Kiddie Table debate.:allears:

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
I voted for Bobby Jindal. I'm so sorry.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
More people have voted for George Pataki in this thread than have voted for Jeb! in the other one, at this time.

Get ready for President Pataki!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

More people have voted for George Pataki in this thread than have voted for Jeb! in the other one, at this time.

Get ready for President Pataki!

Someone really should tell him. Poor guy could probably use some good news at this point.

Does anyone know if Facebook is planning a stream? Seems like they have in the past but I haven't heard if they are this time.

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

I think Jindal's got it in him to wow us with the crazy. Guy's a weirder Catholic than Santorum, and the Pope's visit is only gonna make that uglier.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Deez Nuts/Not Sure 2016

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

fade5 posted:

This thread is not stickied.

I approve of this, since it's the Kiddie Table debate.:allears:
If anything, the kiddie table has more reason to be stickied, because Rick Perry spilt his juice.

Deofuta
Jul 7, 2013

The Corps is Mother
The Corps is Father
Giving it to Lindsey for the small race, the cuddliest warhawk.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Is this real? Is any of this real

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp

Nagato posted:

Is this real? Is any of this real

Yes, it is real. He isn't Indian, he is tanned.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Nagato posted:

Is this real? Is any of this real


Nagato posted:

It's not actually a historic first, as America entered the parody timeline several years ago. This is just the first official parody debate

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Nagato posted:

Is this real? Is any of this real

The best part is that the campaign slogan he's using there? That's one of Ronald Reagan's old campaign slogans!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im jamming for jim gilmore '16

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


jim "the james" gilmore will juice these jabronis

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

im jamming for jim gilmore '16

:hfive:

Jim Gilmore, on the road to 1% in polls.

le missing foid
Jul 18, 2015

by Ralp
All of these candidates have their finger on the pulse of working America, grew up poorer, and have fewer connections to Wall Street and the 1% than shillary rod ham clinton

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Does anyone have the bingo board the DNC made?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The RNC surprisingly comes out in favor of early voting: https://www.gop.com/who-won-debate/

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does anyone have the bingo board the DNC made?



Probably has a couple of typos still.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

rear end cobra posted:



Probably has a couple of typos still.

You are awesome, thanks!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Bhabi Jindal op

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
edit: gently caress, wrong thread

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Politico just published an article claiming that Bush call Trump "an rear end in a top hat", "clown", and "a buffoon" in private conversations with donors.

E: wrong thread but w/e

Good Citizen has issued a correction as of 17:50 on Aug 6, 2015

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Good Citizen posted:

Politico just published an article claiming that Bush call Trump "an rear end in a top hat", "clown", and "a buffoon" in private conversations with donors.

E: wrong thread but w/e

that wouldnt surprise me since all of those things are true.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Good Citizen posted:

Politico just published an article claiming that Bush call Trump "an rear end in a top hat", "clown", and "a buffoon" in private conversations with donors.

E: wrong thread but w/e

actually what he probably called him was a "uh, ah, that is, an rear end, an rear end in a top hat, and uh, you know, a clown, yes, and, er, er, ah, a, uh, buffoon."

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
No audience in the first debate, that kind of sucks and is kind of lol.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The salt is very real

mastervj
Feb 25, 2011

Is Graham the only R candidate that is in this for fun?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



mastervj posted:

Is Graham the only R candidate that is in this for fun?

If you don't think Trump is having a blast leading the polls by the sheer metric of his poo poo talking capabilities, then lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

mastervj posted:

Is Graham the only R candidate that is in this for fun?

He is basically in a tag team with McCain to keep the war drums against Iran pounding and talking about how dangerous Rand Paul's isolationist stance is.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Internet Webguy posted:

He is basically in a tag team with McCain to keep the war drums against Iran pounding and talking about how dangerous Rand Paul's isolationist stance is.

Sounds like my idea of a real laugh

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Veskit posted:

This is bullshit that I can't vote for Ronald Reagan.

You can vote for Rick Perry, citizen!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


mastervj posted:

Is Graham the only R candidate that is in this for fun?

From a Politico article:

quote:

The difference between 2016 and previous years, in the words of another single-digit candidate who requested anonymity, is that the threshold question has gone from “Why should I run” to “Why the hell shouldn’t I” run?

im like 99% sure thats Graham

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Nonsense posted:

You can vote for Rick Perry, citizen!

Too bad Scott Walker isn't in the losers round-table. He's basically a Reagan cosplayer.

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