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Who will win the debate?
Rick Perry
Rick Santorum
Bobby Jindal
Carly Fiorina
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Jim Gilmore
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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Good Citizen posted:

This 'debate' is a straight up hit job on these candidates.

"No one cares about any of you but we are obligated to do this - why is this not a huge waste of our time?"

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Is Lindsay Graham openly gay?

Holy poo poo he's effeminate

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Fox News Roast of the Losers

This owns

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Shut up Santorum - Trump winning the election and then installing single-payer is supposed to be a secret

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Senator Sprinkles posted:

TERRIZM.

-Jindal

Is his accent fake?

Please tell me it is

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lindsey Graham is Stuart Smalley

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lindsey Graham - why should people vote for you?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Great Cyberwall of Mexico

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah, why is the president telling people what he thinks is best? Who does he think he is?

:lol:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

Reince watches. Reince waits.



Republican Debate: The Future of Your Party Can Be Seen at the Kiddy Table

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Americans are DYING to work

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Hey fuckers - clear the room, I'm here"

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

Lindsey Graham has a little box to stand on :3:



I don't think he has a lot of experiences with boxes

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
DRED SCOTT WILL NOT STAND

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
these commercials , :lol:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pataki has a heart

Shoot him

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Rick Perry with the "white out"

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"I sucked dick for pennies"

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Bobby Jindal is literally Starvin Marvin in a wig

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Thank you Gay Mr. Rogers

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
:911:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

egon_beeblebrox posted:

Who the gently caress even IS Gilmore

The Governor of Virginia during 9/11

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Wait they don't even hide that it's called the "Spin Room" anymore

Hilarious

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

weekly font posted:

Here comes the Carly circlejerk strap in.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Excelzior posted:

future update : graham found unresponsive in his hotel room, hanging from a light fixture

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Kurt_Cobain posted:

I missed the first half, have they given up on gay marriage? They were totally fired up about abortion still but I heard nothing about the gays.

Perry compared it to Dred Scott and said the Supreme Court ruling was a mistake

You read that correctly

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

BGrifter posted:

:psyduck: They're declaring Fiorina the winner and Jindal as "a close second"?

It's literally whoever the GOP tells them to push as a frontrunner.

Politics is more rigged than pro wrestling.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Teaches of Peaches posted:

They are pushing her very hard as being the person who won the debate. It couldn't be more obvious.

Trump is going to beat the poo poo out of everyone tonight, everyone will concede, and Fox will still say "Jeb Bush clearly has control of this race!"

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

BGrifter posted:

Fiorina meh, I'll give them that, it's not outside of the realm of possibility someone watching could think that. But loving Jindal as second???

"We have a woman and a kind-of-brownish person - keep them viable as possible running mates for the general"

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Thump! posted:

Trump picking Fiorina as his running mate is going to be the most beautiful slaughter next summer when Bernie just shits all over the both of them.

A failed CEO and a child of an inherited fortune - it's like setting up a hunter in front of a wingless duck and a legless deer.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

weekly font posted:

The GOP is likely very desperate for a credible woman to stick on the ticket since the expiration date on that other one is about 7.5 years past due.

Condoleezza would have been perfect

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

QuoProQuid posted:

Graham very briefly became the most talked about person running for office (courtesy of the Washington Post).



It's almost like humans...relate to human emotions

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