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Who will win the debate?
Rick Perry
Rick Santorum
Bobby Jindal
Carly Fiorina
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Jim Gilmore
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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Nagato posted:

Is this real? Is any of this real


Nagato posted:

It's not actually a historic first, as America entered the parody timeline several years ago. This is just the first official parody debate

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does anyone have the bingo board the DNC made?



Probably has a couple of typos still.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
No audience in the first debate, that kind of sucks and is kind of lol.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

Carly left her closing statement text in the hotel printer.



If only she somehow had more experience in operating computer printers...

lollll

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol Jesus fox is still hocking precious metal sellers

That and diabetes drugs

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lol an anti Bloomberg commercial wtf?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Fox News is v bad

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What is our chatroom adress

:justpost:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Here's another one: http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Loving this applause

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Good Citizen posted:

"I have glasses now"

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Don't talk about what the man talked about Lindsey

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Hello Gilmore

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I am literally lolling myself to death

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Hey, how come Bobby didn't get a Trump question?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Proposition Joe posted:

Does anyone want to put money down on whether or not the moderators will ever ask another question to Jim Gilmore?

Who?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
What the gently caress

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

FadingChord posted:

Mister Zuckerberg, tear down this cyberwall!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
9/11 you say?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Get Lindsey a glass of water :smith:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lindsey refined is line there

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Who is this guy again?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

Yeah, 9-9-9.

I miss him so much

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
gently caress it I'm getting a drink

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Where is the outsourcing question for Fiorina?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Canadian Surf Club posted:

im dumb, whens the adult's (Trump) debate?

A little over three hours :getin:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Perry has gone from back pain medicine to mainlining meth

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

She sold Bibi a printer

Actually Bibi carried a printer to her house

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

Lindsey Graham has a little box to stand on :3:



:3:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Who?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
cant even lol at gilmore

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

They can call it neato

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
The Pataki juggernaut is going down

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lollll

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

blue squares posted:

When does this debate end?

It never ends because it actually never started

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
:smith:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
SOCELEST!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Somebody cue up fiorina_printer_speech.jpg

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
You get seven children when you fear birth control

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