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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Djourou was handling that ball for an awfully long time.

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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
phwooooaaaaar Costa

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Siiiiick

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

thats a nice goal

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

loving SICK

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
HOLY gently caress COSTA MULLER WITH A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WORK

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
Ugh that was beautiful.


God damnit I love you Tommy M.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Costa makes Riberys injury less painful

Also Müller. :getin:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

loving Muller's tongue celebration. lol

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

pls someone post dancingmueller.gif tia

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Costa has been absolutely brilliant all game, a fantastic signing

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

http://streamable.com/35si

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Keep going, I'm almost there

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Muller :getin:

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Open the floodgates

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Muller is the best!

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

hopterque posted:

Ugh that was beautiful.


God damnit I love you Tommy M.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I'm p sure ephex is masterbating from those.

EDIT: I would

Soulex fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Aug 14, 2015

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
the thought of having ribery, robben, and costa filling in whichever one is injured has me fully erect :gizz:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Reminder that the draw for the second Pokalrunde is taking place after the match

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

lol Hamburg, just lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
:drat:

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA :gizz:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

loving whole line of events was lol.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Redczar posted:

lol Hamburg, just lol

.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Lmao Hamburgs defense again handling the ball in front of the ref without repercussion. The fuckers are gonna secure their relegation play off spot again with that kind of officiating.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lolbadia

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
I am in love with Costa, a couple of preseason games and one bundesliga game is all it took.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Healbot posted:

Lmao Hamburgs defense again handling the ball in front of the ref without repercussion. The fuckers are gonna secure their relegation play off spot again with that kind of officiating.

We can only hope so.

TheDoublePivot
Feb 27, 2013

Hi thread, I'm going to be in Munich around 29th August and was hoping to get two tickets to the match that weekend. I understand that tickets are sold out, I was wondering if anyone would know of any reliable ticket exchanges where I might be able to get some tickets off a season holder or something. Any suggestions would be welcome, thanks.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Schalke - Gladbach is a game to watch, also Bayern can focus on the league and CL after the second cup round lol.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

TheDoublePivot posted:

Hi thread, I'm going to be in Munich around 29th August and was hoping to get two tickets to the match that weekend. I understand that tickets are sold out, I was wondering if anyone would know of any reliable ticket exchanges where I might be able to get some tickets off a season holder or something. Any suggestions would be welcome, thanks.

Tell ephex that it's your birthday

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Healbot posted:

Schalke - Gladbach is a game to watch, also Bayern can focus on the league and CL after the second cup round lol.

My month long toxx could come really early due to pokal draws.

TheDoublePivot
Feb 27, 2013

Dunban posted:

Tell ephex that it's your birthday

Ah no, I couldn't lie to a good lad like ephex.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

This is it, the mighty list of :toxx:es, aka "we will all be probated during Euro 2016". Quote this into the OP

Bayern München
Lord of Garbagemen:
[probate] For 1 month if Bayern doesn't win the treble this year.

Healbot:
Probate me for a day per point Bayern is ahead of second place at the end of season.
Ban me if Bayern somehow manage to not clinch the title.

Dunban:
Probate me for one week for each (Bundesliga) goal Bayern concede due to a grievous error by Dante or Alonso

ephex:
Probate me one day for every card Vidal gets in the season.
Ban me if Pep extends his contract with Bayern.
Also ban me again if Kloppo is the next Bayern manager.

Oliwan:
ban me if bayern win the league

Bayer Leverkusen
Katana Gomai:
Probate me for three days everytime Köln beats Leverkusen this season.
Probate me for three weeks if they finish the season ahead of us.
Probate me for a week if Bayer Leverkusen fails to qualify for the CL.

General Probe:
Probate me one day for every -1 GD Leverkusen finishes with in Europe this season.
Probate me for one week if they fail to finish top four this season.
Probate me for three weeks if they get no CL/EL spot.
Ban me if they are relegated, but that's not going to happen.

FC Schalke
Myron:
Ban me if Schalke fires Breitenreiter this season
Probate me for one day for every goal Huntelaar is behind this season's Bundesligatorschützenkönig

FC Augsburg
MuLepton:
Probate me for one day for each rank Augsburg finishes below a Europa League qualification rank.
Make it one month if Augsburg gets relegated.

Borussia Dortmund
Redczar:
probate me for 2 weeks if BVB don't finish in the top 4

Werder Bremen
scourgeofthe7bees:
If Werder doesn't win the league, probate me for two weeks.
Ban me if USMNT striker Aron Johannson becomes the Bundesliga's Jozy Altidore.

Tahirovic:
Probate me for a week if Werder doesn't finish with the highest number of total goals per game

1. FC Köln
Gold and a Pager:
I guess probate me for a day each time we beat either of those teams?

Hertha BSC
Smirr:
Ban me if Hertha stay up.

VfB Stuttgart
Homework Explainer:
probate me one day each week stuttgart are in the relegation zone
probate me for a week if they get relegated

HSV
Alain Post:
Probate me for a week if Hamburg somehow stay up again.

azathosk:
Probate me for a month if Labbadia is not sacked from HSV before christmas.
Probate me for a day for each goal HSV scores against Bayern, Dortmund, Werder and Golfsburg this season.
Probate me for a month if HSV ends up in the relegationspiel.
Ban me if HSV gets relegated without playing in the relegationspiel.

Myron:
Probate me for a week if Labbadia lasts the whole season

Darmstadt
Ghost Farts:
probate me for one week if Darmstadt loses to Hamburg.

1. FC Nürnberg
nippythefish:
Probate me for one day if 1.FCN doesn't finish in the top three this season. (this is it, the lamest toxx /KG)

Katana Gomai fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Aug 15, 2015

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

I hope that's all of them; we gotta remember to tally up how many day of probations/bans this thread has racked up at the end of the season lmao

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Katana Gomai posted:

(this is it, the lamest toxx /KG)

it is.

I learned a valuable lesson last season.

Myron
Jul 13, 2009

Katana Gomai posted:

I hope that's all of them; we gotta remember to tally up how many day of probations/bans this thread has racked up at the end of the season lmao

Alright, in keeping with the spirit of the thread I'll throw in another :toxx::
Probate me for one day for every goal Huntelaar is behind this season's Bundesligatorschützenkönig

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Alright, added all the toxxes so far, it's going to be a really empty place during the Euros.

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


lol Leverkusen btw

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