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tao of lmao


i wear one as a shirt and one as pants. you could say they're... polo opposites :v:


please probate me for that terrible joke

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Done.

bog pixie

saboten

thank u bacalou

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
i just learned that people with concealed weapons permits will carry fanny packs so they can put guns in them.

Salmiakki



i love to step on crying white babies

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

GEExCEE

Excuuuuuuuse me if i value comfort over style

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Spanish Manlove posted:

i just learned that people with concealed weapons permits will carry fanny packs so they can put guns in them.

robbers always shoot people with fany packs first, so i keep mine concealed at the gun store where i will never buy it


ty bacalou!

social vegan



capris and fiveeee goldennn rings

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Print T-shirt tucked into jeans. Not on a good looking guy.

Really anything tucked into jeans.

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Print T-shirt tucked into jeans. Not on a good looking guy.

Really anything tucked into jeans.

saw this saturday:

  • tie dyed tucked into cargo jean shorts

  • tie dyed fanny pack

  • hot pink hat (free from charity event)

  • blindingly white new balance shoes, white socks pulled up to knees

  • gold cross earring

  • long white ponytail and goatee (probably bald, obscured by hat)

  • on a segway

  • big ol grin

  • probably high af


ty bacalou!

tao of lmao

fema crisis actor posted:

saw this saturday:

  • tie dyed tucked into cargo jean shorts

  • tie dyed fanny pack

  • hot pink hat (free from charity event)

  • blindingly white new balance shoes, white socks pulled up to knees

  • gold cross earring

  • long white ponytail and goatee (probably bald, obscured by hat)

  • on a segway

  • big ol grin

  • probably high af

wait this was all the same guy? He rules.

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

tao of lmao posted:

wait this was all the same guy? He rules.

i was at a stoplight and he rolled by in the crosswalk, giving no fucks with his motorized vehicle amongst pedestrians. a true american badass


ty bacalou!

Lil Cunty


Lil Cunty posted:

brown shoes black purse

this was me today


ty crap

ty landy

the unabonger
lol

the unabonger
the rare self own

social vegan



ecru blazer Naruto headband

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

i flunked out posted:

the rare self own

i own myself all tge time, im my own human being... no one else is in control of my person..... amen

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Suit jacket with neru collar, daisy dukes, penny loafers and a lolly pop

Salmiakki


cowboy hat and speedo on the beach

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Photosyphilis

Science rules!
There's a guy that walks around our local mall I call Mullet man. Same thing every time I see this guy:

-Ballcap a bit too small
-Tiedye polo
-Cargo shorts
-Light blue fanny pack
-Socks 'n crocks
-Another sock stuffed in his pants(I poo poo you not. I saw it snagged on his fanny pack one time)
-Gas station sunglasses
-And of course, a most likely self trimmed mullet

I haven't looked at Megan's list lately, but it wouldn't surprise me if he's on there. My girlfriend saw him there with "his daughter" one time :(

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Lil Cunty posted:

this was me today

this is literally me every day...

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
my purse is hot pink and i wear it with everything. I don't make matching purse money.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I wore red shoes today, who is going to say something? We got people rolling around on segways

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
roving packs of segway hooligans, terrorizing the honest godfearing pedestrians with their warlike cries of, "excuse me" and "coming through!"

and furthermore, susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all of them carry marijuana cigarettes in their fanny packs...

REEFERS!


ty bacalou!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
I wear a burlap sack

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Luvcow posted:

I wear a burlap sack


and you look fantastic

joke_explainer


I have a chrome (brand not actual chrome) messenger bag I like

I just carry my laptop in it its a lot more convenient than just carrying the laptop around carefully

joke_explainer


shoot I saw chairmanmeow talking about her purse and I thought this was just the general bag thread dang

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

ChairmanMeow posted:


and you look fantastic

I look like a mix of both but skinnier

joke_explainer posted:

shoot I saw chairmanmeow talking about her purse and I thought this was just the general bag thread dang

post your bag

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


Spanish Manlove posted:

i just learned that people with concealed weapons permits will carry fanny packs so they can put guns in them.

my dad did this with a tiny silver and white Derringer

I can't tell you how many times I was tempted to steal it while he was asleep and left it laying on the couch

I was 13 and under.

playground tough
#crocs #socks

social vegan



tilley hat, croakies, bolo tie, and a whole lot of attitude

social vegan



vulvasaur posted:

tilley hat, croakies, bolo tie, and a whole lot of attitude

and you're all out of bubblegum

playground tough
pork pie hat with denim jumpsuit

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

meteloides posted:

my dad did this with a tiny silver and white Derringer

I can't tell you how many times I was tempted to steal it while he was asleep and left it laying on the couch

I was 13 and under.

the open carry guys scare me more. I was in line at a starbucks one morning and a guy walked in with a gun on his right hip. Then I noticed he had a detective's badge on his left hip. That was a scary 0.75 seconds.

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
hawk's crest and oakbark mana pendant

fuck. marry. t-rex

ChairmanMeow posted:

I wore red shoes today, who is going to say something? We got people rolling around on segways

lol

joke_explainer


its almost labor day. remember everyone, if you wear white after labor day,its like water and gremlins and midnight.

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FutonForensic

I wear a black trenchcoat to let people know I'm a living weapon, and a Jimmy Buffet shirt underneath + sunhat to show them I can take it easy


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