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-Yo mama is so ugly, I mean, relative to you. -Did you fall out of the beautiful tree and hit every branch on the way down? -[While she's eating a meal] Wow, your meal looks really beautiful, but you know what they say you are what you eat. -I spend hours and hours every day on cam model websites where I look at young naked women prance around for tokens, which means I have extremely discerning tastes when it comes to women's bodies and yours is really good to me. - You're so pretty... pretty sexually attractive that is! Post your own favorite pick up lines.
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Hi, I'm Doug, that's god spelled backwards with a little bit of yoU wrapped up in the middle! It's worked
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Aug 9, 2015 10:05
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"If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?" It's brilliant, because no matter what their answer they are then legally obligated to have sex with you. You can't lose.
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Aug 9, 2015 10:05
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"What do you charge for mouth stuff?"
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Aug 9, 2015 13:31
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 Always reliable and work in all terrains. Wonderful.
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Aug 9, 2015 14:04
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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you sit on my face for fifteen-twenty minutes?
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Aug 9, 2015 16:18
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Tiggum posted:"If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?" I've tried this one before, and they can defeat the trick by just sighing angrily, or ignoring you while walking away.
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Aug 9, 2015 21:17
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*looks up and down* noice...
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Aug 9, 2015 21:25
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Cocaine.
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Aug 9, 2015 21:29
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Aug 19, 2015 02:10
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i know its scary walking this deep in the woods but you're not the one who has to walk out alone
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Aug 19, 2015 02:39
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After getting them to play the 'I spy' game. "I spy something that is handsome beyond words" while looking directly at them.
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Aug 19, 2015 06:52
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"I'm worried about your rear end, ma'am. It's been working hard it's whole life, sweatin' and toilin'; it should really retire. But it just.... won't... quit...  "
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Aug 20, 2015 04:16
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I just fixed my horribly mangled dick, want to take it for a test run?
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Aug 20, 2015 04:31
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Aug 21, 2015 05:36
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oh you look good that color
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Aug 21, 2015 06:01
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Why did the moron throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of you, the beautiful women he wanted so badly to spend time with.
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Aug 21, 2015 06:12
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Nice boots, want to remove every other article of clothing and fornicate in my race car bed?
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Aug 22, 2015 22:49
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Post your favorite your favorite pick-up lines Your place or my mom's?
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Aug 23, 2015 01:07
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Get in the car, I have a gun.
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Aug 23, 2015 01:25
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Is your dad an astronaut? Because I'm really horny right now.
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Aug 23, 2015 03:36
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Do you have stairs in your house?
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Aug 23, 2015 04:35
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HEY PRETTY LADY WANT TO MAKE THE SEX ... WHORE in a strong Indian accent
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Aug 23, 2015 04:55
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<I AM SEX-O-TRON 2000> <PRIME DIRECTIVE: ENGAGE REPRODUCTIVE FUNCTIONS> <ROTORS ENGAGING> <PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE gently caress>
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Aug 23, 2015 07:05
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sitchelin posted:<I AM SEX-O-TRON 2000> Same, but doing my best Butlertron impression.
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Aug 23, 2015 07:31
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At youth camp, we once let the children come up with their own pick-up lines for a game. My favourite was "Wanna see my shower? It's glowing!"
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Aug 23, 2015 15:55
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System Metternich posted:At youth camp, we once let the children come up with their own pick-up lines for a game. Replace shower with penis and glowing with oozing and you might be onto something.
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Aug 23, 2015 23:19
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anime is bad
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Aug 24, 2015 08:00
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"Hi. Nice tits." Has worked twice. Did not work a bunch of other times.
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Aug 24, 2015 08:57
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The Saddest Rhino posted:anime is bad Did he just say 'Anime is good'?
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Aug 24, 2015 09:11
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Does anyone have a tactful way of asking if someone will have sex with me for drugs? I actually have a lot of drugs that are good to have sex on so it's isn't a lie or anything bad
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Aug 24, 2015 09:30
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Frykte posted:Does anyone have a tactful way of asking if someone will have sex with me for drugs? I actually have a lot of drugs that are good to have sex on so it's isn't a lie or anything bad I assume you're just standing up in a bar and shouting this as your pickup line. If you are, you already got it down. Tiberius Thyben has a new favorite as of 04:55 on Aug 25, 2015 |
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Aug 24, 2015 10:31
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A good pick up line is just to ask really politely "Would you please have sex with me? I would really appreciate it."
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Aug 27, 2015 06:26
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I heard your pants stop hiring because that rear end just wouldn't quit.
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Aug 28, 2015 05:24
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Cocaine
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Sep 11, 2015 06:51
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Be sure to bend ur knees not ur back
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Sep 11, 2015 12:15
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(After eyeing them up and down) You'll do.
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Get out of my dreams and into the trunk of my car
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