PYF your favorite pick-up lines

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF your favorite pick-up lines

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

sitchelin posted:

<I AM SEX-O-TRON 2000>

<PRIME DIRECTIVE: ENGAGE REPRODUCTIVE FUNCTIONS>

<ROTORS ENGAGING>

<PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE gently caress>

Same, but doing my best Butlertron impression.

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Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

Frykte posted:

Does anyone have a tactful way of asking if someone will have sex with me for drugs? I actually have a lot of drugs that are good to have sex on so it's isn't a lie or anything bad

I assume you're just standing up in a bar and shouting this as your pickup line. If you are, you already got it down.

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