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8:36 a.m. entered the king's antechamber, narrowly avoided capture by temple guard |
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Aug 9, 2015 16:26
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9:15am: 3 hours of tuvan throat singing already has me hating enlightenment |
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Aug 9, 2015 16:27
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8:36am: om 8:39am: mani 8:42am: padme 8:46am: I've got the biggest creaser right now. can I pick it without anybody seeing. maybe if I scoot around a little I can pull it out without anybody seeing 8:48am: I feel like a dog scooting my butt around like this. I hope no ones watching. I'd open my eyes and look but last time I did Gary was staring at me and it was weird 8:50am: omg this is insane now the other side is up there too. how am I even wearing this much underwear 8:53am: hum
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Aug 9, 2015 16:32
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9:00am: All phenomenon are impermanent. 9:10am: They are subject to birth and death. 9:20am: When the notions of birth and death are removed, 9:30am: This silence is called fuckbeans 9:40am: I mean "great joy".
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@buddhabud420 when you chantin with your monk bros and yall are enlightened as gently caress #firstcup #killinit
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12:30pm - [UPDATE] Turns out that "Intro to Enlightenment" is full, so I'll have to pick another elective. Anyone taken weightlifting before? |
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Aug 9, 2015 16:46
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9:45am: remember to smile the half smile of the Buddha 9:48am: this feels weird I never smile with my mouth closed 9:50am: I did in my passport photo. it's really bad. God I hate that photo 9:52am: I'll try a little teeth. maybe the Buddha smiled with teeth showing. I mean it's not like anybody was there to take a picture. maybe he had a big old Meg Ryan grin like me and he was horsing it up in every meditation and it was really distracting so when people made statues later they made him with his mouth closed because that's how they wished he actually looked 9:56am: holy poo poo what if the Buddha didn't have any teeth
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@le_cool_mormon_dad: what's up fam @wifey1 @wifey2 @wifey3 • Aug 8
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POWERBALL posted:@le_cool_mormon_dad: what's up fam @wifey1 @wifey2 @wifey3 • Aug 8 lol |
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Lil Cunty posted:9:45am: remember to smile the half smile of the Buddha |
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Aug 9, 2015 16:57
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they say the body is a temple... liveblogging from day 16 of our botched attempt to shrink ourselves down and disable a malicious microchip implanted in the president's brain. getting tired of the taste of leukocytes and i think col. james is getting the DTs |
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Aug 9, 2015 17:00
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wishing this temple would sneeze me out already #Ready |
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Aug 9, 2015 17:01
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ccurrently speed running enlightenment on hard mode! check out my twitch feed! |
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Aug 9, 2015 17:09
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Piso Mojado posted:ccurrently speed running enlightenment on hard mode! check out my twitch feed! *sits on meditation cushion* *invites the meditation bell to chime* *takes 10 deep breaths* *injects heroin*
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one of the teachers at my temple says that although enlightenment can be obtained through drug use, it's fleeting at best and it cheats the buddha. he. calls it "storming the gates of heaven" it sounds incredibly metal and makes me want to do lots of drugs true story Lil Cunty fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Aug 9, 2015
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RIDE THE WHITE HORSE MUKURA MUKURA FLEETING AND CHEATING MUKURA MUKURA WE STORM THE GAAAAATES OF HEAVEEEEEN
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Lil Cunty posted:RIDE THE WHITE HORSE ---------------- |
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11:55am: smokesmokesmokesmokesmoke 12:00pm: temple takes a smoke break 12:10pm: yell incoherently, angrily into the sky while the priest isn't around. make up new cuss words 12:15pm: gather into the temple for final meditation 12:16pm holy poo poo i can't wait to get out of here and drink a hundred mimosas ---------------- |
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Aug 9, 2015 17:31
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1:03pm: I can't feel my legs anymore. Either I've reached a new level of corporeal detachment or I'm going to have a helluva time getting up off this floor.
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City of Glompton posted:1:03pm: I can't feel my legs anymore. Either I've reached a new level of corporeal detachment or I'm going to have a helluva time getting up off this floor. bodhisattva more like buttissad-va
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Aug 9, 2015 18:26
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7am - "If there only is a hairsbreadth of difference, it is the distance between heaven and earth." 7:15am - A monk asked Unmon. "Not a single thought arises: is there any fault or not?" Unmon said, "Mt. Sumeru." 7:23 - "Clouds gather over the South Mountain; rain falls on the North Mountain." 7:45 - I hate when I achieve enlightenment early and have to wait for everyone else to catch up. |
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Aug 9, 2015 19:02
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4pm - Roshi keeps yelling dank memes and downvoting me. Last time I visit Imgur Temple. |
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Aug 9, 2015 19:05
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10:50 am: just got out of my meeting with the lama. he was less than enthusiastic about my idea for starting a temple improv comedy troupe. I think he'll come around though 11:30 am: potential name for troupe--"Monky Monkeys"? 12:15 pm: wish people would say something other than "monk" when I ask for an occupation |
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Aug 9, 2015 19:16
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dogcrash truther posted:dank memes 12:32pm: whoa they're offering a mandala workshop after meditation 12:45pm: drat this mandala is turning out dank af 12:55pm: 
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10:30am - very confused as to why I am here as it is not Christmas or Easter, leaving immediatlyn
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Aug 9, 2015 19:51
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11:00am Visitor climbed all the way to the top of the mountain seeking great wisdom. Before the senior monks could attend to him I told him to smoke weed everyday and make sure to shop around to find the best price on your car insurance. Then I sent him away. Lol. No enlightenment for you nerd.
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Aug 9, 2015 19:58
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live blogging is entirely contrary to the temporary nature of all phenomena do not cling to your thoughts as they arise, nor try to force them out. simply let them come and let them go. protip: check my sig
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Aug 9, 2015 20:11
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6:47pm - aw poo poo i'm out of tokens 6:49pm - how the gently caress does this silver monkey go together c'mon, work with me here 6:50pm - gently caress gently caress gently caress |
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Aug 9, 2015 20:15
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problematic hug posted:6:47pm - aw poo poo i'm out of tokens
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Aug 9, 2015 20:16
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7:50pm I had a very good talk with the Rabbi. He is very wise.
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Lil Cunty posted:12:32pm: whoa they're offering a mandala workshop after meditation lol |
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Aug 9, 2015 20:34
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problematic hug posted:6:47pm - aw poo poo i'm out of tokens |
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Aug 9, 2015 20:51
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meditation is wonderful exercise for the mind and soul 
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Aug 9, 2015 20:58
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 i meditated for 10 hours and all i got was nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all
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Aug 9, 2015 20:59
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the Angkor Wat is very cool
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From the humble wooden table of Dokan 4/7/13 3:04 PM List of pilot episode ideas - Temple Heights pitch
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POWERBALL posted:From the humble wooden table of Dokan
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