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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
A contract, duh.

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DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
If it wasn't full of dragon dildos that's not a proper 4chan prank

Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
Saw the post on 4chan; didn't BLEE DAT.

In retrospect, I guess I should have.

Edit: Also, does this mean the fans still hate Roman or what? I am not sure what to think anymore. Dude has quit getting booed but has people throwing goddamn briefcases at him from the audience?

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



SASHA in the bank

Why

Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

21 Hoot Salute posted:

SASHA in the bank

Why

Her new finisher should be a leaping double ax-handle to the back of her standing opponent's head. They could name it the, "She calls that the Money in the Banks".

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

21 Hoot Salute posted:

SASHA in the bank

Why

BANKS there's more than one bank sasha is in

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Big Coffin Hunter posted:

BANKS there's more than one bank sasha is in

oh I get it now it is one of those pun things

thanks Big Coffin Hunter

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

They're going to give Sasha a briefcase throwing gimmick

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ty1990 posted:

what was in it

Randy Orton's poo poo.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Ty1990 posted:

what was in it

A gator roll designed to disorient his opponent.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

we actually talked about this in the weekly thread

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Randy Orton's poo poo.

Yes he is but what was in the briefcase

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



oatgan posted:

we actually talked about this in the weekly thread

inconspicuous topic change, huh

what was in the briefcase, oatgan

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

poop

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
It's an electric razor.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Zen Dudeism posted:

Also, does this mean the fans still hate Roman or what? I am not sure what to think anymore. Dude has quit getting booed but has people throwing goddamn briefcases at him from the audience?

Ahh yes, The Wrestling Fan we have elected to represent all of us and our collective one opinion.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
dude's a hero

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Sheamus won money in the bank

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Blasmeister posted:

Sheamus won sasha in the bank$

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Zen Dudeism posted:

Saw the post on 4chan; didn't BLEE DAT.

In retrospect, I guess I should have.

Edit: Also, does this mean the fans still hate Roman or what? I am not sure what to think anymore. Dude has quit getting booed but has people throwing goddamn briefcases at him from the audience?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ele_dj3ud38

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
How do you get that into an arena without security taking it?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


It was WWE Diva Sasha Banks, why wouldn't she be allowed in?

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

britishbornandbread posted:

How do you get that into an arena without security taking it?

They sell those replica briefcases. For $75.

Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

goc posted:

They sell those replica briefcases. For $75.

Yeah, but he had it before the event, customized it, took a picture of it, and posted what he planned to do prior to the event on 4chan. How did he do all of that after buying it at the arena?

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I think the idea is that they would allow you to bring merchandise you've already purchased into the arena.

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

Yeah, bringing it in would be easy. At all the events I've been to, there are hundreds of replica straps, foam fingers, and other plastic bullshit brought in by fans.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Man the fact that he intended to throw it at Reigns and hit him is amazing.

I reluctantly await the cringeworthy writing the bellas/Paige/Michael Cole get for Sasha after this.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Stupid dick, you can't cash in on someone that doesn't have a title.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

I think that this means he wants Roman to challenge for the NXT women's championship.

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Thinking about who was in the ring, the culprit is actually pretty obvious...

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Oct 30, 2009

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I wish it was a suitcase and not a briefcase.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Actually he's a massive twat.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Guy should have caught a charge or something. That's blowing my mind he just got tossed out.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

TheKingslayer posted:

Guy should have caught a charge or something. That's blowing my mind he just got tossed out.

Yeah, if I were Roman I'd be pretty pissed that the WWE didn't file charges. All the guy got was a ban from WWE Events.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

did security check the briefcase?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Le Saboteur posted:

Yeah, if I were Roman I'd be pretty pissed that the WWE didn't file charges. All the guy got was a ban from WWE Events.

Hell, a ban would be considered a favor by some to save them from wasting time.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

They coulda worked the suitcase bonk into the storyline of the match. but eh. that's a minor quibble.


But yeah, don't throw stuff at wrestlers.
1. WWE won't let them jump into the crowd and kick the poo poo out of you, so no personal encounters with WWE Superstars
2. its harder to sue a security guy after he kicks the poo poo out of you for making him miss the match
3. the security guy isn't governed by Geneva or Miranda protocols. expect to get punched in places that don't bruise easily. And if you do bruise its because you fell.
4. if you're the kind of person that shows poo poo at women wrestlers, please fill out a will beforehand. poo poo will go poorly.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Le Saboteur posted:

Yeah, if I were Roman I'd be pretty pissed that the WWE didn't file charges. All the guy got was a ban from WWE Events.

I work in retail, and people steal poo poo all the time. There's basically nothing we can do because corporate doesn't want the stigma of taking customers to court. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same thinking, given how corporate the WWE is. It's cheaper, quicker and less paperwork (and court time) to just ban him from events.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CoolCat posted:

Thinking about who was in the ring, the culprit is actually pretty obvious...



That's a not a halliburton.

I would have gone with Mongo

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

beggar posted:

It's an electric razor.

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