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Prop Wash posted:If your space court is not displaying a star citizen flag with gold edges then it is not a legitimate space court of law, also my name is *click burp bwzzzzzzt* so good luck getting that right What a coincidence, *click burp bwzzzzzzt* is exactly the same sound a fat space cop makes when he tazes a "Free Man".
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Sarsapariller posted:A true masterpiece: Mods, please rename thread to "Doubters, inc"
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 15:45 |
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:Mods, please rename thread to "Doubters, inc"
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 15:53 |
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Seraph84 posted:"You can join in for a small fee" ought to be changed to "the first dose is always free". My first pledge was for $35 in November '13. I remember thinking it wouldn't be a big deal if the game ended up as vapor, cause I'd only be out $35. Hey, you're a bitcoin billionaire. Even when the game ends up as vapor, you're only out a couple grand, no big deal. Unless of course, you're not really rich and you blew your life savings on pictures of spaceships.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:21 |
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Hey, what do you think of my spaceship names seraph, pretty cool huh?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:23 |
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Sjonnar posted:Hey, what do you think of my spaceship names seraph, pretty cool huh?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:28 |
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Seraph84 posted:Sorry plebescrub, I only talk to cool guys with avatars. Then buy me an AV, dirtbag.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:34 |
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Sjonnar posted:Then buy me an AV, dirtbag. On second thought, just get a job. I can already tell you don't have what it takes to make me so much as smirk, let alone laugh.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:35 |
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Hey, i dunno if you noticed, but your "girlfriend" has no hips and a flat butt. Are you sure that's not your butt wearing some 13-year-old's panties you bought off ebay?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:36 |
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:38 |
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Seraph84 posted:Get a job kid, or earn your av with funny posts like everyone else did. But why would you want me to be a poor wageslave like you? I thought you were a cool anti-capitalist anarchist who wanted to free the world from the tyranny of fiat currency.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:40 |
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Sjonnar posted:I thought you were a cool anti-capitalist anarchist who wanted to free the world from the tyranny of fiat currency.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:41 |
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Dusty Lens posted:If the Cutlass ends up being the ship people use to do things that otherwise are reserved for $73289038120 behemoth ships that's not a terrible thing. In another thread Calix acknowledged that the Cutlass needs to be fixed from a thruster standpoint. motorocker posted:Does anyone own a ship on this thread? I have a pair of Avengers, Reliant, Delta, Cutlass, Caterpillar, and Retaliator. The Avengers and Delta were from cheap packages I bought with that AMD game promotion last year (like $10 each) and they're so I can lend them to Goons.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:52 |
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Fil5000 posted:Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me Well the pledge starts comin' and it don't stop comin Plead to the whales and you hit the crowd fundin'
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:04 |
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Seraph84 posted:So what's everybody naming their ships? Here's my ideas so far: shut up
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:05 |
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Seraph84 posted:So what's everybody naming their ships? Here's my ideas so far: u should name you're ships after the kids you've diddled.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:07 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:u should name you're ships after the kids you've diddled.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:15 |
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Seraph84 posted:Guize I am ships? Stop posting
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:22 |
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Variable 5 posted:Stop posting
Until then, sit down and shut up. Thank you and warm regards, Seraph, The real Alphagoon Seraph84 fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Aug 22, 2015 |
# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:29 |
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Seraph84 posted:Please refer to my avatar, the alphagoon does not take instructions from betas. In order to challenge my Alphagoon status you will need to provide proof (to the satisfaction of this committee) of: Guess that means you're more of a gamma goon.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:37 |
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Guys, stop pissing him off. Some barely adolescent girl is gonna pay for that later.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:37 |
I spent my whole SSD check on Star Citizen this month lol
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:41 |
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Seraph84 posted:[*] Physical fitness I don't recall any proof you posted here.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:43 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Guess that means you're more of a gamma goon. Tank Boy Ken posted:I don't recall any proof you posted here. Seraph84 fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Aug 22, 2015 |
# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:45 |
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Sjonnar posted:Guys, stop pissing him off. Some barely adolescent girl is gonna pay for that later. Oh? Is he looking for slightly older targets now?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:45 |
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Seraph84 posted:I almost forgot, there's a sixth criterion for alphagoon status here in the Star Citizen thread, one that most of the evegoons will forever hopelessly fail at: twitch skill. Don't loving talk to me about FPS skill you little faggotbitch. I am Somethingawful-dot-com's top rated JOHN ROMERO'S DAIKATANA, the only true pure expert FPS, player and I will loving destroy you. Come on, 1v1 me bro. Unless you're too scared.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:46 |
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Seraph84 posted:I almost forgot, there's a sixth criterion for alphagoon status here in the Star Citizen thread. It's one that most of the evegoons will forever hopelessly fail at: twitch skill. 48% win, 1.26 Kd. Are those your stats? And do you consider them good?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:51 |
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It seems the only winning move is not to put any effort into posting
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:52 |
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Tank Boy Ken posted:48% win, 1.26 Kd. Are those your stats? And do you consider them good? Fil5000 posted:It seems the only winning move is not to put any effort into posting Seraph84 fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Aug 22, 2015 |
# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:54 |
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Seraph84 posted:I prefer to play the underdog team, and will usually switch to the losing side when a game becomes one-sided, as they often do. Battlefield isn't about KDR, go back to Counterstrike, child. same.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:55 |
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Seraph84 posted:I almost forgot, there's a sixth criterion for alphagoon status here in the Star Citizen thread. It's one that most of the evegoons will forever hopelessly fail at: twitch skill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:55 |
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I am the only white noise poster that matters in this thread. I also have spaceships. quote="Fil5000" post="449282125"] It seems the only winning move is not to put any effort into posting [/quote]it is the star citizen thread.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:58 |
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Seraph84 posted:
"intelligence" Seraph84 posted:You are gravely mistaken if you think a twenty-first century revolution would be so similar to the ones you've read about in your history books. The future is almost always unrecognizable to the past, just as the past almost always appears to be farcical lunacy to we who occupy the present. "Wit" != this; Seraph84 posted:Methinks thou doth protest too much. The way to spot a closet hebephile is the same way you spot a closet homosexual - look for the ones who bash it. Your posts are the best arguments against your "proofs". I guess this doesn't make you think.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:00 |
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I don't think you understand how this process works, Ken. Trying to knock me off the pedestal that you yourself have elevated me to from down there in the smelly crowd of turdlings only makes you look bad. You have to put up or shut up. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:04 |
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You have no loving claim to FPS skill until you 1v1 me in JOHN ROMERO'S DAIKATANA you goddamn cockbreath commie motherfucker.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:07 |
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I honestly don't understand why none of these losers get it. *kisses curled bicep and points in mirror*
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:08 |
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Did you know Seraph that it's scientifically proven that most men don't have their brains tell them it's time to reproduce when they're looking at teenagers? So maybe stop projecting?
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qTxUKRkOoHM
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Seraph84 posted:I don't think you understand how this process works,
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