Seraph Citizen: F off, non-factor wageslave plebescrubs

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Eonwe makes the best threads :allears:

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 03:34

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 09:51

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There's no way S42 won't be less than $70 at release.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 17:22

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

With a great OP comes great responsibility. You wanted the job, you gotta do the work.

Someone should change it for him, and introduce a bunch of minor edits that make things worse.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 17:33

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xanif posted:

Did he to give that guy a hernia avatar or does someone legit have that?

Either serpah, he seems to be pissing off everyone with his communist bullshit.

It's okay, he almost broke even buying a destroyer, so he's not in the hole for more than a few hundred bucks at most.

If MLK were alive today, he'd totally be the proud owner of an Idris.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 20:46

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Seraph84 posted:

This is you.

A cool and good idea to post here. That way, when you're banned, you don't have to keep getting owned in the bitcoin thread anymore.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 22:12

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Wulfling posted:

Are you going to be figuring ship prices based off the $3.99 Big Mac, or the $.99 Big Mac?

Where can I get $0.99 Big Macs? :stare:

Asking for a friend.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 22:48

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Eonwe posted:

Thread owned

Still I don't personally shitpost for long periods because, as we saw, those people that keep it up remain in the thread only as long as a mod thinks they are funny or can't be bothered

Not a lot of things you can keep going for more than a couple days before mods get sick of clicking 'ignore' on reports

xanif posted:

Because Eowne's the shitposter SA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a shitposting guardian. A watchful protector. A Pink Elephant.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 22:58

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Seraph84 posted:

A universe where they get to be roleplay people whose grandparents weren't nazis, of course they're devout cultists for the Christ Roberts.

Also rofling at this post: https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/5426756/#Comment_5426756

Yes, that is indeed a hilarious post.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 02:59

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Seraph84 posted:

This is my conclusion as well. More idealistic naivete than anything else. Remember CR hasn't worked in the games industry for years, he's an out of touch celebrity project leader that reminds me very much of Bojack Horseman.

Thank gently caress they've got an actual serious professional leading the Austin PU team in the form of Tony Zurovic. If he drops out of the project before launch, it's a sure sign of the end times for CIG.

Didn't you spend $2,500 USD on a picture of a Javelin destroyer?

But please, tell us more about how you actually think the game will fail.

:allears:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 14:28

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Seraph84 posted:

Why, you jelly?

I'm so, so "jelly"

That's sarcasm, since you seem like kind of an idiot

Edit: added a link to the definition. Every little bit helps.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 15:23

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Seraph84 posted:

Thanks, it was a gift from one of my disciples over at yospos

Keep rolling with those punches I guess.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 16:58

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Seraph84 posted:

These posts made within 3 days of each other. Madness.

You bought a picture of an Internet spaceship for $2,500 USD.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 07:25

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Seraph84 posted:

Except I don't need to take any time off, because money talks and bullshit walks.

Something something star citizen something burgers something fat people

How much have you spent on avatars, represented as a fraction of what you spent on a picture of a Javelin destroyer?

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 16:32

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Seraph84 posted:

I've been a sinner my whole life, you think I'm going to stop for some fat internet spaceship nerds?

Why the name-calling? Are you feeling guilty about your purchase of a picture of an Internet spaceship for 20,408.16 bananas?

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 17:20

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Plus the guy that dropped $2,500 on his spaceship is alienating everyone that he's going to need to help him actually crew the thing.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 17:54

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Bootcha posted:

You shut your dirty mouth. Blue Belle is frozen nectar of the gods and cures cancer.

It just sometimes happens to come with listeria.

You can't even spell it correctly. :rolleyes:

Heathen.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 15:21

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Seraph84 posted:

lol Eonwe drat, I knew you liked your av which is the reason I hosed with it in the first place but drat, I didn't know you felt THIS strongly about it?

Quit pretending you didn't buy that for yourself.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 19:57

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Seraph84 posted:

Best post ITT, ditto.

You spent two thousand five hundred dollars on a picture of a destroyer.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 23:50

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Seraph84 posted:

That's incorrect. Prior to the purchase I offloaded about a dozen LTI ships via reddit trading post at considerable markup. I spent less than $400 of my own money on the destroyer.

You had n dollars. You bought a jpeg. You then had n-2500 dollars.

You spent two and a half grand on a picture of an Internet spaceship. Why do you want the game to fail?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 01:04

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Jst0rm posted:

this is horrible.

This si star citizen you boob:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania

Not quite.

Tulips actually exist.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 02:19

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kloa posted:

So instead of $2500, you've spent $5000

No, it's okay, it was worthless paper, not valuable butt rupees.

This is sarcasm, surf86, since you're in serious need of a clue.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 02:36

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Prawned posted:

Nobody believes you have any friends.

Dorkpriest is his friend.

I imagine it's because he teaches at a middle school.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 13:48

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AP posted:

Darkpriest667 posted:
I teach AP economics
nope.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 14:04

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Sarsapariller posted:

Dude I'm just your parachute account, but seriously- nobody here is bothered by the content of your posts. The avatar-buying is moderately entertaining only because you are spending real money to make some sort of crazy internet sperglord point, and people want to see how much you are willing to drop. The constant self-aggrandizing bullshit posts have not upset anyone- the people responding to you are tweaking you because baiting idiots into spouting crazy bullshit is what made this website great.

Your arguments are so laughably poorly constructed that most people here thought you were a fake shitposter until they saw your history. I still think you're a fake shitposter, just doing a commendably long con, because there is no way that anyone reaches adulthood and still believes half of the poo poo you profess about society, economics, morality, and life in general. On a thread about fake spaceships in a forum for video games, no less.

Your very presence here invalidates any "I am a smart and important person" defense. Your words invalidate any claim to intelligence. Your e-spending habits invalidate any pretense that you know what the gently caress you're doing with money. You have nothing. You are nothing. Embrace it. Cease to be.

Close the forums. We're done here.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 15:31

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Skoll posted:

That'll be 400 bitcoins please.

You should ask for compensation in something that has value.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 15:42

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Xaerael posted:

Fake. Seraph84 isn't rolling around in it, eating it with his bare hands while his lord and savior Jesus Roberts looms over him, clapping like Citizen Kane.

That's DLC.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 15:46

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Seraph84 posted:

I have to admit, it's cute watching all the non-factor posters pile onto the back of the one decent (albeit high-effort) burn any of you has managed to come up with in 54 pages. Well done Sarsapariller, you've earned your avatar this day.

Hey, Sarsa, just let Skewered88 know that you're above the age of consent and he'll lose interest.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 16:53

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Seraph84 posted:

You're grossly underestimating how much fun I'm having. I know you're suffering inside, I know sometimes the pain of your existential crisis feels unbearable, and life feels meaningless for you in those moments. I want you to know that we're all suffering, it's not just you. And meaning can only be found in our sharing of this pain together, in our empathy for one another.

Just gonna leave this here

1-800-273-8255

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 17:00

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Seraph84 posted:

16,059 Pedestrians and Cyclists were Injured by car crashes in NYC in 2013. 178 were killed in traffic. I was loving beaming.

What the gently caress is wrong with you

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 17:09

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DancingShade posted:

You're overlooking the crucial question:

Why should anyone here care?

Because he's going to keep buying himself avatars until he gets banned, then proceed to buying them for everyone else.

So, no reason.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 17:19

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Eonwe posted:

i wonder how long until cowcaster permas him

Hopefully not long. Then we have to look forward to the mass wave of indecipherable avatars inscribed with meaningless drivel.

But not as many, since buttcoins don't go as far as they used to.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 17:57

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myschef posted:

So how does getting a new av from seraph work? I want one but I don't understand the formula for butthurt that mentally ill people use when they don't take their meds.

If you have to ask for one, you'll never get it. He's like Santa Claus. He knows, man.

He just knows.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 18:00

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

he watches children sleep?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 18:46

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OhDearGodNo posted:

A year or so ago someone asked on the brown sea when the game was scheduled for release. I told them 2017 at the earliest.

I was probated a week for trolling.

Telling the truth there is trolling.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 21:48

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DoctorStrangelove posted:

I thought you taught AP Macro?

Psyche.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 01:27

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Blister posted:

substitute teachers get to teach lots of classes

So he's a temp.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 02:15

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Seraph84 posted:

Hey, you guys wanna see me break Shankerz's fragile Kinsey-2 psyche? Read on.

TIA, and I'm a Silverback gorilla. Step lightly.

I don't think you "get" this place yet.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 19:16

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Seraph84 posted:

You misunderstand the situation.

It's a different place now.

I don't know what this means. I don't really care.

On a side note, I like how you edited out your weird-rear end pics from the YLLS thread, but didn't realize that people had quoted them, leaving the originals intact. You have no idea how anything works anywhere, apparently.

And grats on buying yourself a new avatar, I guess.

Edit:

Seraph84 posted:

Exhibit A:
Fascist abusing the noble image of Picard.

You sir are an rear end in a top hat. Type it out next time, face palm.

Slowly becoming aatrek, I see

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 19:53

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Sir_Charles posted:

It wouldn't be a Stuffit95 post without at least three edits, one made three days after the fact. Maybe his Preview Reply button is broken? :ohdear:

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 22:50

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 09:51

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Eonwe posted:

never post

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 22:52

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