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DialTheDude
Jan 12, 2014

PORK RICE BOWLS

Lipstick Apathy
The CEC, Isaac's employer company, was once hired as a consultant for the next Marvel movie Guardians of the Galaxy 10: Electric Grootaloo for a realistic depiction of planet mining in the story. Naturally, Isaac was brought along to make sure all the engineering props were up to snuff. During one of the days of the shooting, the director, James Gunn VII, was instructing the newest actor for Star Lord on the dialogue of the scene and working on the delivering some of it with his body language, while Isaac observed from the background through the blue lights of his helmet. But Star Lord was holding one of the props and accidentally swung it into a wall while practicing his gesture, shattering it. The small ball of tight, mechanical pieces lay in hundreds of additional pieces on the floor, beyond repair.

"Welp, the power orb is destroyed and the conflict is resolved," said James, shaking off the accident with a sense of humor. He turned to Isaac and held out his hand, ready to catch something. The engineer, in almost no time, pulled out a replacement prop from behind his back, ready for an event like this.

"Mnpth!" Isaac grunted as he tossed the power orb to the director. They continued with the small rehearsal.

After a moment, the actor spoke up: "Alright, I think I can get the gestures down without breaking anything this time. Give me the next line, Gunn."

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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Pulse Rifle.

I'm inspired (and bored) and whipping up some dumb fan art right now.

ThatPazuzu fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Oct 12, 2015

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
I made a thing. (I admit I am kinda ripping off another video I've done before but whatever)

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

The nurse in Garfield is a veterinarian. In a shocking twist, a few years ago she and Jon started actually dating.

DialTheDude
Jan 12, 2014

PORK RICE BOWLS

Lipstick Apathy
My Name is Groan-us

Speedball posted:

The nurse in Garfield is a veterinarian. In a shocking twist, a few years ago she and Jon started actually dating.
I thought that went on for a lot longer than a few years. Didn't Jim Davis end the shtick with Jon being terrible with his dates because he was getting tired of doing it over and over again?

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


DialTheDude posted:

My Name is Groan-us

I thought that went on for a lot longer than a few years. Didn't Jim Davis end the shtick with Jon being terrible with his dates because he was getting tired of doing it over and over again?

I think it was so the strip would be consistent with the movies. But I never saw the movies so can't confirm.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

DialTheDude posted:

My Name is Groan-us

I thought that went on for a lot longer than a few years. Didn't Jim Davis end the shtick with Jon being terrible with his dates because he was getting tired of doing it over and over again?

Yeah, he and Liz got married quite some time ago.

Jeeze, yall's Garfield knowledge is awful

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.
Line Gun, please!

I have nothing else to add besides "good job team" cuz I think we did very tight commentary this episode.

Geop
Oct 26, 2007

I'll be sure to have the Garfield codex handy when it's time for the next session

Wiseblood
Dec 31, 2000

Wow, the contact beam wrecked that boss. That fight is actually pretty fun when you have to use the anti gravity mechanics to dodge tentacles.

For the next episode I vote Line Gun.

TyreForHyre
Dec 22, 2011

Ask me about capital Ds and how disintegration is totally rad.
It took me forever to get it paused on that split second frame and I'm so loving mad now.
I can't believe the loving Garfield episode has been my favorite so far, what has my life become.

mateo360
Mar 20, 2012

TOO MANY PEOPLE MERLOCK!
ONLY ONE DIJON!

Who What Now posted:

Yeah, he and Liz got married quite some time ago.

Jeeze, yall's Garfield knowledge is awful

That was only in a Tale of two kittens. It's not something that happened in the comic proper

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

mateo360 posted:

That was only in a Tale of two kittens. It's not something that happened in the comic proper

gently caress, hoisted by my own petard!

Kamoc
Oct 8, 2003

You cannot eat a purse.
Bekfenn on Twitter made us some great fanart!

BOO TO THAT
Apr 7, 2006

Who What Now posted:

gently caress, hoisted by my own petard!

I dont recall if they're married, but Liz and Jon are officially together as a couple now in the daily comics.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Coincidentally, I played a Silent Hill/Garfield fan game the other day. It's called Silent Garf and you get a letter from the dead cat Garfield to meet up in Silent Hill.

Games are so good you guys.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008
Okay so... "hao chi ji le" (好吃极了)is just "super yummy." But in Mandarin. But I thought all the space companies and poo poo were Japanese? And also there's literally no reason why you write out the phrase in the Latin alphabet. And I just found out apparently Peng is porn. Space is so crazy.

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


i saw weezer in 2001/2002 ish when they were touring for the green album.

i'm going to vote for the pulse rifle, 'cause it sounds fun

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

my dog boyfriend!! posted:

And I just found out apparently Peng is porn. Space is so crazy.

What.

...well, you're right about the Ishimura being Japanese (or at least, having a Japanese naming convention), but all things considered, denying some Chinese stuff in a ship that's going to be in space for long rear end periods of time without external human contact, I'm pretty sure they're going multicultural.

Fake edit: voting Pulse Rifle because reasons.

VoidBurger
Jul 18, 2008

A leap into the void.
The burger in space.

Kamoc posted:

Bekfenn on Twitter made us some great fanart!



ENTRAILS OF LASAGNA

Zortzico
Jul 3, 2007

We're Just Running In The 90's

Kamoc posted:

Bekfenn on Twitter made us some great fanart!



And coming full circle: We have a proper Nekomorph.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

my dog boyfriend!! posted:

Okay so... "hao chi ji le" (好吃极了)is just "super yummy." But in Mandarin. But I thought all the space companies and poo poo were Japanese?

The ship is also covered in English text. My Nissan's owner's manual isn't written in Japanese and I don't speak Dutch to clerks at the local Shell gas station. I think it's just supposed to be a Japanese company owned/manufactured ship with a multicultural resident staff or whatever.

In any case, thanks for clearing up the Peng Mystery
While also uncovering a new one :catstare:

Anyway, Line Gun and I'm still curious about the specific part where the pulse rifle is a good choice that one goon mentioned earlier.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Unless it's in some lovely Dead Space movie or book or comic or whatever, it's never established what Peng is. It's just a running joke.

Some people have the theory that since some Peng ads have pretty women then it must be some form of future porn.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Peng is probably like, a dishwasher detergent. The pretty women are just there to sell it.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Let's do some lines

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
I just thought of something: What was the boss made out of? Every other necromorph is vaguely human sized and created from a dead human, but it was giant. Was it hundreds of corpses together in one monster or something else?

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Something small that grew huge feasting on the food supplies in hydroponics, I think.

I believe this critter is also implicitly the core of those tentacles in the walls we've been facing before.

Phylaxis
Jun 18, 2012

Geop was making some terrific punch lines.

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

Yeah, Line Gun next.

Kamoc
Oct 8, 2003

You cannot eat a purse.
Plasma Cutter: 0
Line Gun: 7
Pulse Rifle: 3

You guys are getting way out of Line (Gun)!

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:
The Pulse Rifle is kind of useless, save for it's secondary fire. Which is really the only reason to haul it out.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

IronSaber posted:

The Pulse Rifle is kind of useless, save for it's secondary fire. Which is really the only reason to haul it out.

Look at all this being wrong. It's a bit tricky to aim but the pulse rifle is on par with the plasma cutter for 'great basic weapon'.

Wiseblood
Dec 31, 2000

IronSaber posted:

The Pulse Rifle is kind of useless, save for it's secondary fire. Which is really the only reason to haul it out.

Are you thinking of the secondary fire in Dead Space 2? I found the secondary in the first game to be pretty lovely.

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:

Wiseblood posted:

Are you thinking of the secondary fire in Dead Space 2? I found the secondary in the first game to be pretty lovely.

Oh, I guess I was. Oops! :v:

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
I'm like a video behind, but when you guys were talking about the wall Guardian, all I could think of was that dumb sand guardian vine.
Requesting someone make a comic of a wall Guardian and the weird doctor doing the vine please.

Kamoc
Oct 8, 2003

You cannot eat a purse.
:siren: Please enjoy this Rocky Horror Picture Show :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1SsTGGiLMA

woah there are only 2 left:
  • Plasma Cutter
  • Pulse Rifle
Fisticuffs
Flamethrower
The Ripper
Force Gun
Contact Beam
Line Gun

And just a warning: I'll be stopping the voting for weapons after this upcoming episode. While I enjoy having audience participation in these videos, having to wait to see what weapon we'll use for an LP episode is making for a really sporadic update schedule. I'm confident y'all would rather have videos uploaded quicker than choose what weapons I'll use. Let me know if I'm assuming wrong though!

Edit:

1stGear posted:

Pulse Rifle needs to be saved for a specific part of the game so bust out that buzzsaw.

Hey 1stGear, could you DM me what part of the game you wanted me to use the Pulse Rifle for?

Kamoc fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Oct 24, 2015

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.
On the subject of the KISS and Scooby Doo movie, yes, their transformation sequences are straight out of Sailor Moon and it's wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwNEJKOUlXw

DialTheDude
Jan 12, 2014

PORK RICE BOWLS

Lipstick Apathy
Yeah, I'm out of contrived story ideas about Isaac just for a weapon vote. I'll just get on the No Pulse Rifle Train and go back to my vote for the Plasma Cutter!

Also, The Walking Dead show totally did that infamous line last season. It was also the only memorable part of that goddamn episode.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Who would win in a fight between Garfield and Scooby Doo?

Edit: I could have sworn VB said Breadniks. Like beatniks who love gluten.

ThatPazuzu fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Oct 24, 2015

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SorataYuy
Jul 17, 2014

That... didn't even make sense.

ThatPazuzu posted:

Who would win in a fight between Garfield and Scooby Doo?

Edit: I could have sworn VB said Breadniks. Like beatniks who love gluten.

Now I want to see artwork of this. Success in coming up with an interesting concept, at least. :)

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