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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Steve Wozniak is 65 years young today. Let's relish upon his marvel.

Co-founded a computer company that would end up making a huge impact on the world
Developed one of the worlds first universal remotes
Survived a plane crash, got amnesia, and got his memory back
Dances gracefully
Pretended to be Henry Kissinger to the pope during a blue box phone prank

What do you like most about the best Steve, that being, the Woz?

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GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_NqDdvpWk

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
thanks mate

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
it takes skill to balance yourself on a plank with 2 wheels on it and take a piss at the same time

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
happy birthday woz! :toot:

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i liked his post about his bday yesterday :)

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
i like when he invented the apple ii disk drive

yellow borders
Jan 7, 2010

hbd woz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvEqkAB2zMw

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i liked his post about his bday yesterday :)

yeah but it was a day early, which is why it sucked

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I love how he objectively critical of apple and coz of who he is his opinion always gets attention

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
developers developers developers developers

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
oh what i thought you said the one true steve

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
f*** u op!!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
imaging being able to wear shorts to work


farmer moo cow : he does no wonder

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Gazpacho posted:

f*** u op!!



bing up your rear end, motherfucker

CamH
Apr 11, 2008

Gazpacho posted:

f*** u op!!



im bald

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Gazpacho posted:

f*** u op!!



looks like fun times

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

imaging being able to wear shorts to work


farmer moo cow : he does no wonder

sometimes i wear shorts to work but i feel a bit naughty

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
not enough steves in the biz today

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

woz supremacy

Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

Gazpacho posted:

f*** u op!!



steve ballmer emerged from his mother's uterus with a tonsure. hair has never graced the crown of his beautiful round head.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Gazpacho posted:

f*** u op!!



ballmer looking jacked

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

imaging being able to wear shorts to work


farmer moo cow : he does no wonder

:mad:

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Gazpacho posted:

f*** u op!!


Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Woz is great, voted 5

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

ArmZ posted:

woz supremacy

see this guy knows what's up

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Rahu posted:

Woz is great, voted 5

and this guy too

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
woz is great but he's not the one true steve

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Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
it wasn't until a recent thread stating the obvious that I realized your avatar was Woz. I just thought he was some familiar goofball I didn't quite recognize

HB Woz
:toot:

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