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C. And use the mental image of our shovel connecting with the back of certain officer's head to fuel the digging.
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There Bias Two posted:Ask for the Old Man's help in dragging the body to the grave. Bury the Old Man alive. Eat our father's corpse and gain dark, mystical powers. Murder Rong and bury him with father. Father would approve.
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Speleothing posted:1 Every time we need to hide a body?
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Aug 22, 2015 21:16
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Obviously we should become a cook, so we can make noodles and give them to other street kids (and build a loyal army of street rats).
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I hope we get the opportunity to pluck out an evil official's eye with some chopsticks at some point. Or beat the crap out of someone with a pot of noodles.
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Scholar, noodle shop, blacksmith . Research the recipes (and methods of hurting people), cooking (and feeding followers) and making cookware (and weaponry and earning the respect of those who use them). Three point plan for success.
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You pussies. C. But then continue to outshine them. When they realize we're loving with them try and arrange it so Mr. Miagi sees it all so you can get them kicked out of the school.
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Hot Dog Day 80 posted:You are far enough to take a minor action before or after he slam into you… This and then 'im in the teef.
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OK fine. J. Turn him our side and get him to help us beat the snot out of fancy pants McGee.
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He can tell a lie eh? G. Spin a story that begins along the lines of the truth, but slowly spirals widely out of the boundaries of reason. The cabbage merchant attacked us, the students joined in! We fought back to back and bested the lot of them! Then the guard turned up! Holy poo poo! Try and keep it going with a straight face until Buba gets himself cleaned up. Outrail fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Sep 5, 2015 |
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Sep 5, 2015 03:42
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Yeah. Sit back and watch the show.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:9. Just find a good spot to sit and grimace creepily at her until the fireworks come. No poo poo yeah
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Nyaa posted:We did harm Baba by pushing him down the slope. No we didn't. If we had that would have been the story we told. If baba says otherwise he must be confused from his fall, we tried to grab him but we're too late. I bet Foil will tell a different story, but that's expected, the rat.
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C, but look suitability upset by it all hahahah
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Sep 9, 2015 07:33
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C, and you can pay for the drat cabbages.
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Sep 11, 2015 04:10
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Think of all the malicious joss we could have got. What a waste.
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Deadmeat5150 posted:Ok we have Hero, Fat Funny Guy, Sneaky Angry Dude With Secret Heart of Gold... who are we missing? Maybe Token Love Interest? Angry dude with secret heart of gold who will inevitably betray us you mean? We need a tiara to turn our pet monkey into a martial arts master. Edit: also pet monkey
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There Bias Two posted:Focus on our punching skills. B Punch punch punch
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Sep 12, 2015 15:04
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C. All aboard!
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Sep 16, 2015 17:35
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Uhg. Stop choosing questions and choose adventure.
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No, wait. Backtracking in CYOA's sucks, stick to the plan. B you cowards edit: Bring the doctor a bucket flour.
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A and C. Honesty about how we are dumb world breakers.
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Sep 21, 2015 00:41
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C! All the way down! Is our skin hard and resistant to damage or are crumbling up? Also, let's try and get some fire chi.
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Why would we accidentally wander into other Chi cultivation methods when we could actively try and cultivate them? vv: Ish is bleeding into other CYOA's. Outrail fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Sep 28, 2015 |
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Sep 28, 2015 17:33
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E. Learning how to not get people lost and dead in a swamp is a good way to learn how to do the opposite.
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Sep 28, 2015 21:46
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Deadmeat5150 posted:We need to take a trip through the woods and take fat kid with us. Sure! How much malicious joss do we have?
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Nyaa posted:Vote C. Poem! If you post a good one, it might get banwagoned to persuade madam foil one more time! Roses are red Violets are blue Li Foil comes with us Or I poo poo in your shoes.
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I get a double for that half assed effort? Gonna abstain on this one as I don't care is baba comes (wanna push Li off the boat tho).
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Oct 13, 2015 15:50
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If we get seasick try to yorg on the masked man.
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Oct 16, 2015 21:25
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A cyoa written entirely from other NPCs point of view would be interesting.
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Oct 19, 2015 23:28
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Devise a plan to de-mask the red robed man.
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Nice one Foil! Let's hear his plan Then plan to push him overboard, no forgiveness!
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Oct 23, 2015 23:28
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A. We can change! Evil is good!
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Oct 27, 2015 22:49
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B, Clever but Pointless He used every trick in the book and that's the best way to win. But he got sucked into the fight because of principals and that's stupid. Being an unprincipled cheat is the best way.
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Nov 24, 2015 20:04
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B they were in on this and they deserve what they earned. They will be loyal and want to help us again. What the true lesson is is that if you have nothing you value you won't have principals that make you defenceless. We should absolve ourselves to never truly value anything but our own person. With that we can be truly free.
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quote:Li Foil chuckled at the answer. “I hope mine come soon.” It will be difficult to impress him with material wealth, but maybe an extraordinary act would be appropriate? Your mystery gift is humility and wisdom. Maybe next time you'll be more clever when trading something for nothing, sucka.
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Nov 27, 2015 01:45
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Dump all our malicious joss into creating a ya-kitty sax lethally slapstick comedy of errors .
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6D Start throwing impromptu weapons at everyone and everything to kickstart the mahem.
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