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Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

SerSpook posted:

Obviously we are going to learn kung fu at the age of 5

Too slow, old man. :agesilaus:

A true Wuxia would learn kung fu before they're even born.

Rockopolis fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Aug 12, 2015

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Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

1BOur father taught us well.
2B
3AHe did so much for us. It's the least we can do.
4B
5A

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 03:23

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

1E: Buy a shovel, bury our father. This shovel will lead us to greatness.

2C: Thank you, but this is a thing we must do on our own.

This.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 22:49

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

3: Don't give up. The right choice is rarely the easy choice.

So are we going make a living as a gravedigger? Is our signature weapon going to be a Monk's Spade? Will our kung fu nickname be "the Undertaker"?

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 22:51

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Well, I'm definitively going to keep my eyes open for opportunities to be a coffin-toting wuxia vigilante.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2015 23:12

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Let's take our cue from Water Margin and be a Cook & Wandering Gravedigger :stonk:

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 02:50

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Speleothing posted:

FTFY

How many graves need to be dug in a town anyway? Cook is the important bit, though

Wuxia be a hardcore genre, yo.

Zhang Qing, 102 Star of Destiny posted:

The couple run a tavern at Cross Slope, where they lure unwary travellers into their tavern and knock them out by adding drugs into their food and drinks. They kill their victims and rob them of their valuables. Sometimes, they even make meat buns with human flesh fillings from their victims and serve them to other customers.

We swear to never go hungry again.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 02:59

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Poo. Euphemism, back when "sewer" was an occupation.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 02:20

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

CD
Practice punching the dough like a speed bag until we can knead the dough in mid-air.
When we get good we can experiment with adding elbows and kicks and knees and headbutts, Muay Thai-style.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 22:14

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

bCf, H
Riddles of Steel

Rockopolis fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Sep 13, 2015

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Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Deadmeat5150 posted:

BCF

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We shall solve the riddle of steel, and learn the ways of Crom.

"Filial Child, what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, then serve them noodles, and listen to the rumbling quiet in their bellies."

We will forge noodles so that only the strongest can truly eat them.

For no one in this world can you trust. No men, not women, not beasts. This, you can trust - for excellent flavor!

# ¿ Sep 13, 2015 14:49

Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Z2:

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Rockopolis: Dec 21, 2012; I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Can we learn to fart metal or poo poo fire chi?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 22:21

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