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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
MAKING THE LAW, MAKING THE LAW
MAKING THE LAW, MAKING THE LAW

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macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

GloriousDemon
May 1, 2009
The owls are not what they seem.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Page 2 and no cuck joke?

Where are my manners.


Bubba likes to watch.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
What's taking you so long? You're on live in 2 minutes, are you almost ready to...





I can feel it.
Squishing between my toes.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the fresh-faced news reporter in myrtle beach is a fan of owls email Jackie pictures of owls

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Wonderful tip and all but I try to make it a point to never take advice/directions from any individual named after the rectum.
But do feel free to send as few or as many of these owl pics to this Jackie person as you wish. Urnint.

*Insert poorly conceived, distasteful joke* president's hog.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Obamacare: The Musical

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

fade to blick

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jamoke posted:

Obamacare: The Musical



5'd

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004


lol

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
I'm just now sitting down to a piping hot dinner of a bowl of boiled owls, seasoned with a big shot of pignut oil, manufactured by the Bowelle Oil Company, president, Boyle M. Owle, Sr.

Reference the Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Sumatra" album, if you can find it.
It follows the exploits of Hemlock Stones, the great Defective, as he endeavors to solve the mystery of the Giant Rat of Sumatra.

It's funny as poo poo and certainly Goonworthy.
You'll like it, whippersnappers. You'll bark.

A single sample quote:

"Get me out of this dog-suit, Watson, you fool!"

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Owl and dog, you say?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
5

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Once Upon A Time In Iran
It's been 5 years. Time to pay the check and kill the cook.



Slow-roasted pork and restoring the balance.
Nothing fancy.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


you've earned this 5, son

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I like telling people about the owl with a broken wing. They seem small on camera. In reality they can be huge!

So, this scared owl with a community of observers was brought to proper care.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Like him or loath him. Either way, whatever you do...





...don't call him "rear end in a top hat."

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

gnarlyhotep posted:

and I used to think you were cool

Who cares what you think

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Tony Homo posted:

Who cares what you think

Someone's going the right way for a spank'd bottom.



(sthubygfitawhsdyt, mmkay good talk.)

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

zimboe posted:

I'm just now sitting down to a piping hot dinner of a bowl of boiled owls, seasoned with a big shot of pignut oil, manufactured by the Bowelle Oil Company, president, Boyle M. Owle, Sr.

Reference the Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Sumatra" album, if you can find it.
It follows the exploits of Hemlock Stones, the great Defective, as he endeavors to solve the mystery of the Giant Rat of Sumatra.

It's funny as poo poo and certainly Goonworthy.
You'll like it, whippersnappers. You'll bark.

A single sample quote:

"Get me out of this dog-suit, Watson, you fool!"

Lol

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
This was not, in any way, what I expected when I clicked on this thread.

That being said... Jamoke is my new favorite poster.

Making the law indeed.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Not just making the law, representing bro.



Chief says he's a loose cannon but a drat good cop.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Obligatory.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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pfffffffffffffff

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS


"Straight up, he whole Iran thing was a hustle. I just needed an excuse to inspect their labs.

So basically here's the real deal: we're doing the Iron Man suit."

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
That looks like an altered picture of Diamond Joe Biden.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jamoke posted:



"Straight up, he whole Iran thing was a hustle. I just needed an excuse to inspect their labs.

So basically here's the real deal: we're doing the Iron Man suit."

Cain't knock tha hustle

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Skeesix posted:

Cain't knock tha hustle

Ya dig?

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Just now realizing Michelle's untapped potential.



I'd tap it like a Vermont maple.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Yowza

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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sweet 14 minute solo later...







Thank you St. Louis and good nite.
*drops mic*

Jamoke fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Sep 4, 2015

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