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NEW RULE! NEW RULE! "All by charagder id drippig out by node!" Q: What breeds character? Winning at sports! How do you learn to win? With a top-notch coach! HC roster spot is activated.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 04:35 |
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When will the roster spots we have be posted?
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 12:14 |
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Marshmallow Blue posted:When will the roster spots we have be posted? After the rules close, so Wednesday night. For right now the running tab is QB/RB/RB/WR/WR/FLEX/K/DEF/HC
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:10 |
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Feeling okay about this week. Projected for a healthy -2156 . As a bonus, the title of my match up is Just Sacked at the Sidewalk.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 13:55 |
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Rules are now locked for Week 1. Your roster is: QB RB RB WR WR FLEX K DEF HC
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 05:00 |
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Anubis posted:Rules are now locked for Week 1. So do I have to drop everyone else from my team that's not in any of these spots or the bench?
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:02 |
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JPrime posted:So do I have to drop everyone else from my team that's not in any of these spots or the bench? Bench em. We can go as high as 4 wr, RBs etc, makes sense to keep all your players just in case.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:10 |
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OxySnake posted:Bench em. We can go as high as 4 wr, RBs etc, makes sense to keep all your players just in case. My bench is full?
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:47 |
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JPrime posted:My bench is full? Unlimited bench spots, just keep moving them there and it will accept it iirc.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:50 |
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kalensc posted:Unlimited bench spots, just keep moving them there and it will accept it iirc. Aha! Thanks, sorry for all the first-timer questions.
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# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:12 |
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I'm already enjoying the kicker rules with Josh Scobee being a failure tonight. Keep missin' 'em bud.
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:39 |
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Flacco for McCown, I feel like I'm getting ripped off but I also don't understand what's going on
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:40 |
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Up a nice 7000-0 here.
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:41 |
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HC scoring was intended to counterbalance DST scoring but I may have overshot
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 05:41 |
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:HC scoring was intended to counterbalance DST scoring but I may have overshot Well then, go Ravens!
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 06:45 |
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Was really regretting benching Ben until that last-second TD knocked him down a few thousand points.
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# ? Sep 11, 2015 14:17 |
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kalensc posted:Was really regretting benching Ben until that last-second TD knocked him down a few thousand points. Now watch the QB you played instead throw for 4 e: Yep, Wilson2Graham all day.
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# ? Sep 12, 2015 00:26 |
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Jesus christ Mariota is going to kill me e: gently caress me, 3 TDs. Are you serious? Fenrir fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Sep 13, 2015 |
# ? Sep 13, 2015 21:59 |
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Between Mike Evans not starting and me somehow forgetting to save my lineup when I went to remove the flex spot... It looks like I'll actually start the correct number of players this week. Now we need to get like 35 points from the Falcons this week.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 01:32 |
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I'm not going to get penalized for Starks, right? I mean, he did make actual carries in the game. He did play.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 02:57 |
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Fenrir posted:I'm not going to get penalized for Starks, right? I mean, he did make actual carries in the game. He did play. As long as he saw the field you're fine. Technically he doesn't even have to touch the football, which is why this is the only league that FBs have some actual value. If you found a backup QB that was also the FG holder and could show that he actually got in the game... well, congrads on your football knowledge!
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:54 |
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Did anyone happen to watch the Texans game today? ESPN is saying Jaelan Strong didn't play. I accept will accept my forfeit if needed.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 04:56 |
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OxySnake posted:Did anyone happen to watch the Texans game today? Na, it's not a forfeit. We just find the worst player we can for the week (first from your bench and if that actually helps you we go looking at the waiver wire) and correct your score as needed.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 05:02 |
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Man, I got it all wrong in terms of which of Pitt and Seattle would put up more points. Left thousands (or less bad negative thousands) on my bench.
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 05:06 |
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Anubis posted:As long as he saw the field you're fine. Technically he doesn't even have to touch the football, which is why this is the only league that FBs have some actual value. Ahh, okay cool. I was worried because his score was literally zero (Starks had two carries for a total of no yards)
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 13:47 |
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kalensc posted:Man, I got it all wrong in terms of which of Pitt and Seattle would put up more points. Left thousands (or less bad negative thousands) on my bench. I hate when I leave 5000 points on my bench because I guessed wrong on D/ST
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 15:34 |
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gardenald posted:I hate when I leave 5000 points on my bench because I guessed wrong on D/ST #CalvinBallProblems
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 16:01 |
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uh oops I forgot to play a flex and didn't realize it until now. any way to fix that? e: disregard i'm dumb
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# ? Sep 14, 2015 23:14 |
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New rule new rule! Its about the journey, not the destination! Offensive TDs are now 0 pts (def TDs are still -999).
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 12:01 |
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Marshmallow Blue posted:New rule new rule! New rule new rule! We're taking the scenic route Flying will cause us to miss all of the beautiful scenery along the way. As punishment you're going to lose one pie per yard taken through the air. Passing and Receiving Yards are worth -3.14 points per yard.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 12:24 |
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Aredna posted:New rule new rule! New Rule! don't make me turn this car around! Interceptions make dad really angry. ALL interceptions (including defense) are worth -16 points.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 16:53 |
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Week 1 Scores Standings 1-0 Baldrash - Building Character 1-0 Fenrir - The Endzone is Lava 1-0 JPrime - The Noodle Incidents 1-0 Aredna - It's a Magical League, Hobbes 1-0 Marshmallow Blue - All QBs are Just Sacked 1-0 gardenald - "Y" as in "Y do we care?" --- 0-1 Anubis - A Nauseous Nocturne 0-1 Fight Club Sandwich - Snowgoon House of Horror 0-1 Old Dog Child - Kaepernick Caepadick 0-1 Yoshifan823 - Mark Sanchez Passes Go Boink 0-1 KalenSC - A Philistine on the Sidewalk 0-1 OxySnake - Hill and Bernard IRL With the low score of 4114 for the week, Fight Club Sandwich has the Calvinball
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 17:36 |
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NEW RULE! NEW RULE! I've made a Huge Mistake HC scoring is now 150/point instead of 500. I HAVE THE CALVIN BALL Later Bedtimes, Fewer baths! Your starting lineup must include a player from a night game (Broncos @ Chiefs, Seahawks @ Packers, Jets @ Colts) Reminder The commissioners are LAZY. It is the responsibility of each manager to police their opponents rosters and tattle if they are fielding illegal lineups (extra players/omitting a slot with negative points) or restricted players (0 snap players/Calvin Ball rule). Please also help us out if it appears we've missed a rule - there are a ton of rule changes each week and sometimes we miss things Fight Club Sandwich fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Sep 15, 2015 |
# ? Sep 15, 2015 17:36 |
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New Rule! New Rule! Golf Rules Lowest score wins the matchup!
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 18:02 |
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NEW RULE!!! NEW RULE!!! You know what's a funny word? punt Everyone starts two punters now.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 21:03 |
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NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!! Kick it as hard as you can! Punts are now worth 10 points per net yard.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 22:02 |
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NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!! Soccer is my favorite part of football! All teams must start two kickers.
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# ? Sep 15, 2015 22:15 |
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gardenald posted:New Rule! New Rule! Disallowed. We actually do allow this rule but since it's "special" (ie: not a espn rule change) we only accept it as the Calvinball. Feel free to tank this week to do it next week, though! Also, you get your rule back so go ahead and make a new one if you want.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:27 |
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New Rule! New Rule! God Damnit Dilfer No team may play a QB this week. I just realized all the QB changes that went down. Can I change my rule? You can't win in this league with a QB! Each passing attempt is worth -8 points. Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Sep 16, 2015 |
# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:57 |
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Anubis posted:Disallowed. We actually do allow this rule but since it's "special" (ie: not a espn rule change) we only accept it as the Calvinball. Feel free to tank this week to do it next week, though! Also, you get your rule back so go ahead and make a new one if you want. Booooo (okay, okay, I understand) New Rule! New Rule! I hope QB-sempai notices me Recieving targets are worth 100 points each gardenald fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Sep 16, 2015 |
# ? Sep 16, 2015 06:18 |