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gardenald posted:Booooo (okay, okay, I understand) If only Kelvin Benjamen wasn't on IR... Mad targets, mad drops, mad points. Also, I have to say this league is very negative. I have 0 players (besides def/k/p etc) projected for positive points.
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NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!! The best defense is a good offense. The D/ST slot is eliminated.
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Sep 16, 2015 18:25
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NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Women should always wear tight clothes and men should always carry powerful handguns. Activate the TE slot!
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Sep 16, 2015 19:43
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Noodles - Set your line up so i can see how much I'm going to lose by. Thank you.
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Sep 16, 2015 19:47
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Yoshifan823 posted:NEW RULE!!! NEW RULE!!! Uh wait, can two slots be activated at once? I only ask because the explanation Anubis gave me week 1 led me to believe that only one slot could be activated or deactivated per player in any given week.
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Sep 16, 2015 23:24
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Anubis posted:Yep, and you can turn positions on as well. That's why the espn roster has 2 QB slots, 4RB slots, ect even though we start with the standard 1QB/2RB/2WR/1Flex/1TE/1Def/1K. ESPN won't let me adjust the official roster slots mid season, so we make the league with a ton of slots and then everyone just leaves slots empty as needed. This post is what I refer to - He says only one spot per week can be opened by each individual player, so one person can't open two punter slots from zero?
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Fenrir posted:Uh wait, can two slots be activated at once? I only ask because the explanation Anubis gave me week 1 led me to believe that only one slot could be activated or deactivated per player in any given week. That's a good question, last season we played pretty loose with what you could do with new rule, but things seem to be a little stricter now. What's the ruling commish?
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I'll use my rule to open the 2nd punter, but yeah. 1 slot per person per week. NEW RULE NEW RULE Use both punters!
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Here's your week 2 rosters: QB RB RB WR WR TE FLEX K K P P HC And make sure you play someone from the night games so that your roster is valid for the Calvinball! Edited to correct. Thanks Anubis fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Sep 17, 2015 |
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Sep 17, 2015 04:32
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Anubis posted:Here's your week 2 rosters: I think you skipped my post. I opened up the 2nd kicker spot. e: also just for clarification, fcs' Calvinball rule says MNF, TNF, or SNF games are valid 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Sep 17, 2015 |
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Sep 17, 2015 04:34
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Oh and just to be clear, as long as you have 2 non injured starter punters on your team that aren't on bye, you are fine. I'm not going to penalize you if a team somehow doesn't punt all game.
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Sep 17, 2015 05:42
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Anubis posted:Oh and just to be clear, as long as you have 2 non injured starter punters on your team that aren't on bye, you are fine. I'm not going to penalize you if a team somehow doesn't punt all game. I have Rivers and Jameis on my bench, and I picked up Shaun Hill on the Vikings to be my starting QB (even though he's not his team's starter), is that kosher or do I need to start rivers or winston?
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JPrime posted:I have Rivers and Jameis on my bench, and I picked up Shaun Hill on the Vikings to be my starting QB (even though he's not his team's starter), is that kosher or do I need to start rivers or winston? To counter your BS, I've went and picked up Luke McCown.  and calvinball like a man.
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JPrime posted:I have Rivers and Jameis on my bench, and I picked up Shaun Hill on the Vikings to be my starting QB (even though he's not his team's starter), is that kosher or do I need to start rivers or winston? They would need to play a snap. you can gamble that there is a trick play for shaun hill but if he doesn't play we will insert the most negative QB into your lineup
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Sep 17, 2015 19:58
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:They would need to play a snap. you can gamble that there is a trick play for shaun hill but if he doesn't play we will insert the most negative QB into your lineup Both are the kick holders for our respective teams. What's the call on that?
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Marshmallow Blue posted:Both are the kick holders for our respective teams. What's the call on that? Any snaps are fine. If your opponent is playing someone you're suspicious of, look them up here and if they played zero snaps squeal on them. For wk 1, mccown would have been fine while we would have thrown the book at anyone who started hill  Also - don't start injured players and expect us to fix your lineup. we will only tinker with a team if it HURTS YOU, and we'll only find out about it if the opposing manager tattles
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Sep 17, 2015 21:10
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:Any snaps are fine. If your opponent is playing someone you're suspicious of, look them up here and if they played zero snaps squeal on them. I'm just here to Start Qbs who hold kicks and Win fantasy games... and I'm all out of fantasy games 
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Sep 17, 2015 21:18
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I just rushed to the league page and shouted gently caress because Joe Webb was already taken. God I love this league. Ninja Edit: Z. Mettenberger gonna carry me to not negative points. 
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Sep 17, 2015 22:53
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OxySnake posted:I just rushed to the league page and shouted gently caress because Joe Webb was already taken. Hell I wish I'd thought of this. I just gotta hope Eli sucks again, I guess.
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Sep 17, 2015 23:12
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Also if I'm not mistaken, the holder for Blair Walsh on the Vikings isn't Shaun Hill it's Jeff Locke 
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Sep 17, 2015 23:15
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OxySnake posted:Also if I'm not mistaken, the holder for Blair Walsh on the Vikings isn't Shaun Hill it's Jeff Locke Yea I kinda realized after the fact that it's not always the 2nd QB that holds, it's the punter lots of times. 
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Sep 17, 2015 23:25
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It looks like Chase Daniel, Mike Glennon, and Mark Sanchez are backup kickholders if anyone wants to really gamble with their roster Me, I'm not risking it.
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Sep 17, 2015 23:29
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OxySnake posted:I just rushed to the league page and shouted gently caress because Joe Webb was already taken. If you're not fixing your roster at work for calvinball. YOU (not me) have problems.
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Marshmallow Blue posted:If you're not fixing your roster at work for calvinball. YOU (not me) have problems. Don't worry I wasn't at work, I was at home. My roommate gave me a stare and asked why I yelled. I told him and he stared more.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:22
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peyton is looking like a solid play in this league
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Sep 18, 2015 02:40
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old dog child posted:peyton is looking like a solid play in this league Yeah the -10,000 score would have really helped me win.
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Sep 18, 2015 14:16
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I obviously said that when he was playing like poo poo
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Sep 18, 2015 18:28
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old dog child posted:I obviously said that when he was playing like poo poo Until next week when Qbs become lords of scoring.
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Sep 18, 2015 18:30
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Uck, self violation reporting here. I forgot a 2nd kicker which should give me Succop for -160. However, my opponent played a defense (-3996) and no TE, so hopefully someone out there got negative points on that. If Joe Webb didn't get any snaps I'll pull one out but I think he did.
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Sep 22, 2015 04:14
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I'm Telling!!! My opponent started Zach Mettenberger and he didn't do a thing on Sunday. He needs that sweet sweet -8000 points on his total. Also, I didn't start a Tight End, but since there's nothing worse than a 0 in that category, my dumbness is punishment enough.
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Sep 22, 2015 07:36
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NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Rise All QB Scoring is now 25 points! INT Thrown 25pts points per yard 25 pts any other QB specific stuff I'm not thinkign of 25 points each.
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Sep 22, 2015 14:23
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New Rule! New Rule! A second QB has hit the field Open up the second QB slot
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NEW RULE! NEW RULE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME Head Coaches now get 4000 points for a win, and -7500 points for a loss. You may choose not to play a Head Coach. (more for a loss because they still get points for points scored, and I'm trying to offset that. Otherwise everyone would play one anyways, I want to make it a real decision)
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Week 2 Scores Standings 2-0 Baldrash - Building Character 2-0 Aredna - It's a Magical League, Hobbes 2-0 Marshmallow Blue - All QBs are Just Sacked 1-1 Fenrir - The Endzone is Lava 1-1 JPrime - The Noodle Incidents 1-1 gardenald - "Y" as in "Y do we care?" 1-1 KalenSC - A Philistine on the Sidewalk 0-2 old dog child- Kaepernick Caepadick --- 0-1 Anubis - A Nauseous Nocturne* 0-1 Fight Club Sandwich - Snowgoon House of Horror* 0-1 Yoshifan823 - Mark Sanchez Passes Go Boink* 0-1 OxySnake - Hill and Bernard IRL* *Since there are some potential roster violations, we'll until after Football Outsiders updates snap counts to update standings for these teams and announce the Calvin Ball Holder I'm also discussing with Anubis the application of roster violations: we've shot from the hip in previous seasons but thinking about ways to be less caprcious
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God damnit I forgot Marita got benched week 1 and Meet took his snaps. I though he was the place holder. Hit me with a -9736 points.
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NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Catching is the best part of football All receptions are worth 5 points
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New Rule! it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, etc... Unless previously specified for this week, all TDs are 0 points. if this rule is not allowed i'll change it
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Anubis posted:Uck, self violation reporting here. I forgot a 2nd kicker which should give me Succop for -160. However, my opponent played a defense (-3996) and no TE, so hopefully someone out there got negative points on that. If Joe Webb didn't get any snaps I'll pull one out but I think he did. Yoshifan823 posted:I'm Telling!!!  Snowgoon house of horror will not be penalized for starting Joe Webb while Hill and Bernard IRL will be penalized for starting Zack Mettenberger  I discussed with anubis and  for this week and all future roster violations, we will replace the offending player with the most negative player on anyone's roster (adjustment C in the above screenshot) Our rationale is that (1) it's easier to see negative players on rosters while we might miss a negative player in FA and (2) rostered players will be higher usage and therefore tend to be more damaging when negative points are involved.Since Joe Webb is legal, Snowgoon House of Horror (11,989) will win over A Nauseous Nocturne (4,643) Since Mettenberger is a violation, Mark Sanchez Passes Go Boink (8,332) will win over Hill and Bernard IRL (-7,100) Standings 2-0 Baldrash - Building Character 2-0 Aredna - It's a Magical League, Hobbes 2-0 Marshmallow Blue - All QBs are Just Sacked --- 1-1 Fenrir - The Endzone is Lava 1-1 JPrime - The Noodle Incidents 1-1 gardenald - "Y" as in "Y do we care?" 1-1 KalenSC - A Philistine on the Sidewalk 1-1 Fight Club Sandwich - Snowgoon House of Horror 1-1 Yoshifan823 - Mark Sanchez Passes Go Boink --- 0-2 old dog child- Kaepernick Caepadick 0-2 Anubis - A Nauseous Nocturne 0-2 OxySnake - Hill and Bernard IRL For Week 3, OxySnake has the Calvin Ball
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Yoshifan823 posted:NEW RULE! NEW RULE! the point limit is 1000 pts per category I've put in for now as 400/win and -750/loss but let me know what you want to do  Marshmallow Blue posted:NEW RULE! NEW RULE! all categories seen below 
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:the point limit is 1000 pts per category That's fine. I cranked those up because there's only one per week, but limits are limits.
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