|
I'm back in! I'm good for Sunday draft ideally, Saturday only if necessary.
|
# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 19:38 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:54 |
|
I'm so glad people keep giving Mark Sanchez chances in this league so I don't have to change my name.
|
# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 21:57 |
|
NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Pumped Up Kicks It's not commonly known, but kickers are actually the most selfish players in the game, and love getting all the glory for themselves. For each FG attempted, you get 200 points, but for each PAT attempted, you lose 100. Because you're terrible, you selfish kicker you.
|
# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 09:55 |
|
Fight Club Sandwich posted:HC scoring was intended to counterbalance DST scoring but I may have overshot Well then, go Ravens!
|
# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 06:45 |
|
NEW RULE!!! NEW RULE!!! You know what's a funny word? punt Everyone starts two punters now.
|
# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 21:03 |
|
I'm Telling!!! My opponent started Zach Mettenberger and he didn't do a thing on Sunday. He needs that sweet sweet -8000 points on his total. Also, I didn't start a Tight End, but since there's nothing worse than a 0 in that category, my dumbness is punishment enough.
|
# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 07:36 |
|
NEW RULE! NEW RULE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME Head Coaches now get 4000 points for a win, and -7500 points for a loss. You may choose not to play a Head Coach. (more for a loss because they still get points for points scored, and I'm trying to offset that. Otherwise everyone would play one anyways, I want to make it a real decision)
|
# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 15:14 |
|
Fight Club Sandwich posted:the point limit is 1000 pts per category That's fine. I cranked those up because there's only one per week, but limits are limits.
|
# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 17:44 |
|
Bad News: I forgot to start a second QB. Good News: I realized that before the rest of the games had started. Bad News: I had to pick up Jimmy Clausen. Good News: I'm starting two quarterbacks now! Bad News: One of them is Jimmy Clausen.
|
# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 19:42 |
|
NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Embrace Literalism All point scoring plays are worth what they're worth in an actual game. (Safeties worth 2, FGs worth 3, TDs worth 6, Points scored for Head Coach are one per)
|
# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 05:54 |
|
NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Gimme gimme gimme Forced Fumbles are worth -90 points, but recovering them is worth 180. So if you make them drop it, you'd better pick it up!
|
# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 18:24 |
|
Anubis posted:I already see one person getting smacked with a calvinball. No Thursday or Monday night players! *Insert swear words here because I'm a big ol' dummy*
|
# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 13:45 |
|
NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Relay race Add another running back to the lineup.
|
# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 15:02 |
|
JPrime posted:so is there no calvinball rule this week? Thursday games really screw over leagues like this This is my dumb fault. I completely spaced until just now, and of course it's the week I get the Calvinball.
|
# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 18:42 |
|
Apparently being put on Mark Sanchez Passes Go Boink is a curse if you're a running back. I'm already down Jamaal Charles, and now Foster getting injured this week has me concerned.
|
# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 00:56 |
|
NEW RULE! NEW RULE!!! Block-head Add a Tight End to the lineup.
|
# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 06:05 |
|
Aredna posted:My rule.... may have been a HUGE mistake given the Calvinball rule. I have suggested a player for you, and for the low low cost of Martavis Bryant and Bort Bort.
|
# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 06:13 |
|
Aredna posted:It's the thought that counts I suppose, but I think I'll take my chances of a penalty over giving them up for Cousins! I told you you could have Teddy if you wanted. edit: Fun fact, apparently with the current rules, Cousins has a higher point total than my two starters this week, Cam Newton and Carson Palmer.
|
# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 06:47 |
|
I'm happy to trade Teddy Bridgewater or Kirk Cousins to anyone who needs a QB, just shoot me an offer.
|
# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 00:51 |
|
NEW RULE NEW RULE!!! All My Guys Are Injured gently caress You Remove one Flex slot.
|
# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 15:14 |
|
NEW RULE! NEW RULE! Football shuffleboard Every Punt within the 20 yard line is worth 800 points.
|
# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 03:47 |
|
|
# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:54 |
|
Teemu Pokemon posted:This is going to be the 4th year that I want to be in this league and won't be This is literally the only fantasy football league in the world I care about and I just got promoted in goontier after years of 7th place finishes If you're just looking for a space, you can have mine. I always peter out towards the end, especially with the rules making, and I'd rather see someone super excited about it be in there. It's a lot of fun, but for whatever reason, it's just not for me.
|
# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 05:01 |