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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008





Listen up, heisters. I've spent the last several years putting together the toughest, meanest, smartest crew ever to strap on the mask, and you guys are it. Ol' Bain's not going to let you down and just let you knock over some penny-ante convenience store. Now it's time to take the heavyweight title. You've never seen a heist like this one, and neither have the cops.




Welcome to Payday 2 Role Madness Mafia.

In this game, based on the cooperative first-person shooter of the same name, you take the role of a heister, the most elite of thieves. You put on the mask and become nobody, moving with impunity, taking everything you want. However...

But before I show you the plans on that, we've got a little house-cleaning to take care of. Unfortunately, that business with Hector turning stool pigeon means the FBI know too much about us. There are loose ends within the organization. They will be actively working against you. I'll do my best to help you rub them out, but your best bet is going to be to watch and see who tries to throw a wrench in the works. Then give 'em the Old Yeller treatment. It's sad, but it'll be pretty apparent who's who real quickly.

With an entire crew of masked-up individuals, it's up to Bain's heisters (the "town" starring ben affleck) to identify and take out the cops (or "scum") hiding in their midst. The Town are Bain's heisters, looking to root out the cops within their ranks and finish the job. Each player draws their role via selecting one of the masks that will be posted in the thread. Each ties to a particular role.
Everyone is armed and loaded for bear. Everyone has ~ powers ~ that can swing the game wildly. However, the overall game should not be unreasonably tilted for or against one side or the other. Best practices have been followed in an attempt to make the game as balanced as possible. However, it may collapse utterly, like a flan in a cupboard. Caveat fures.

Alright, ramblers, let's get rambling.

Appreciation to Antivehicular, Jon Joe and Chic Trombone for testing and troubleshooting a number of these roles, and to Hiipfire for supplying a document from an old, "wacky" role madness game for inspiration.


RULES STOLEN FROM OTHER GAMES.

Days will be 48 hours long (barring hammer) and nights not more than 24 hours. If something gets delayed, my bad.
Majority vote required, no-lunches can occur.
No editing your posts.
No talking OOT unless you are able to do so.
Don't post your role PM.
Don't post after hammers.
Don't post after dying ( posts acceptable if not game-related or for scum to gloat. villainous gloating would be rad. You may not mention any player names in your ghostpost.)
Don't encrypt your posts, make Toxx clauses, or play Truth or Dare.
Don't lurk. For real, I would be so sad and have to frown so hard.
Don't go against the spirit of the game.
DON'T BE AN rear end in a top hat.
If there are any questions, direct them to me via PM.

This game will feature a Night Zero where all players will be able to submit non-killing actions leading into Day One. Call it Pre-Planning.

The game begins with thirteen players. Eleven. Sigh.

  1. Asiina
  2. CapitalistPig
  3. fiery_valkyrie
  4. HiipFire
  5. imgay
  6. Ixtlilton
  7. JakeP
  8. Opopanax
  9. Rarity
  10. TMMadman
  11. uranus

When you sign up, also select one of the following masks. This is how you will draft your in-game role.

B. Brazil Baby - uranus

D. Gage Blade - Asiina

E. The Heat - hiipfire

F. Hockey Heat - Ixtlilton

G. Kawaii - Rarity

I. Overkill Skull - Opopanax

J. Peter - JakeP

K. The Plague Doctor - fiery_valkyrie

L. Somen Mempo - CapitalistPig

O. Steven - TMMadman

P. War Face - imgay

hexwren fucked around with this message at Aug 25, 2015 around 23:24

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

WRAP IT UP NAITALURES
Breathe With the Switchblade


Ecco's game is taking too long to start so I'll play I guess. Only one of these masks can properly fit my stunning mix of personality and looks. I'm so ~*KAWAIIIIIIII*~

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


I call keanu reeves, War face.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



You don't have either of the masks I use on there

The closest one is F, Hockey Heat.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Ixtlilton posted:

You don't have either of the masks I use on there

The closest one is F, Hockey Heat.

It was a super-bothersome process to narrow it down to these few masks. I had to let a few personal picks go to include what are kind of the most representative (outside of the clown masks, of course)

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Rarity posted:

Ecco's game is taking too long to start so I'll play I guess.

Plague Doctor for me

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


I'm in if I'm allowed in even though I gave you that doc

If I am I'll take the shades(E)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

WRAP IT UP NAITALURES
Breathe With the Switchblade


HiipFire posted:

I'm in if I'm allowed in even though I gave you that doc

If I am I'll take the shades(E)

Are you good at mafia yet?

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


Rarity posted:

Are you good at mafia yet?

I do actually lurk a whole lot less now

I like to think I'm better at mafia now but idk

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


In with The Heat

And nobody is good at mafia

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.



Sure, I should be able to handle two small games and an Ecco game.

I'm in and I'm Steven (O).

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

WRAP IT UP NAITALURES
Breathe With the Switchblade


Opopanax posted:

And nobody is good at mafia

I have been legally certified as Good At Mafia

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



HiipFire posted:

I'm in if I'm allowed in even though I gave you that doc

If I am I'll take the shades(E)

You haven't seen the setup, and I haven't said if I used anything from it, you're fine.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Opopanax posted:

In with The Heat

And nobody is good at mafia

hiipfire beat you to it.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Then I'm going to beat him up and take it.

Or go with Overkill Skull

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

hello. i am the baby

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


Opopanax posted:

Then I'm going to beat him up and take it.
hey no need to resort to violence here

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

WRAP IT UP NAITALURES
Breathe With the Switchblade


uranus posted:

hello. i am the baby

Yes but what mask do you want?

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOk3rtlCnL0

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



what the gently caress

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


Allen Wren posted:

what the gently caress

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


anyone want to play some payday 2?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



imgay posted:

anyone want to play some payday 2?

sure, when?

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


Whenever, i'm 50shadesofgay on steam, in the mafia group too

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!



Well, I'm just going to scream and scream and never stop then

Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006

ALL HAIL THE GREAT CRAB LORD


Aww, I was actually spitballing a Payday game. Yours will probably go better though.

(not a signup, but have fun!)

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Someone should probably join us in this game. It'd be cool and good.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Ixtlilton posted:

Someone should probably join us in this game. It'd be cool and good.

It would, at that.

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


I made a new gbs thread, check it out everyone

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



I don't actually know what it means

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.



I'm just keeping this on the first page. Also I'm going to keep posting about it in the general thread until it fills up.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Nobody reads pages, they just use usercp.php

and most games take a while to fill anyway.

Or they may not fill at all.

imgay
May 12, 2014

dog


i'll let you sign my chest if you join this game

Jamuraan
Oct 10, 2005

#1 Da Best


I'm pretty sure if I sign up for this game I'll just forget about it and never show up so it's up to you really.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Lipstick Apathy

ill sign up as unicorn face

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

I'll be the blue line face.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

Every time I played this game with my friends we would try to take way too many bags and everyone would be chain throwing them towards the get away van and we would get completely surrounded and fail.

So much greed.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

WRAP IT UP NAITALURES
Breathe With the Switchblade


Asiina posted:

I'll be the blue line face.

##vote Asiina

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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Jamuraan posted:

I'm pretty sure if I sign up for this game I'll just forget about it and never show up so it's up to you really.

I know we're short on players, but you gotta be less non-committal than that.

Asiina posted:

Every time I played this game with my friends we would try to take way too many bags and everyone would be chain throwing them towards the get away van and we would get completely surrounded and fail.

So much greed.

It's always the way. One guy goes down with a bag, so you gotta go rescue his rear end, then another one goes down picking him up, and you never make it all the way back to the van.

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