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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



Listen up, heisters. I've spent the last several years putting together the toughest, meanest, smartest crew ever to strap on the mask, and you guys are it. Ol' Bain's not going to let you down and just let you knock over some penny-ante convenience store. Now it's time to take the heavyweight title. You've never seen a heist like this one, and neither have the cops.




Welcome to Payday 2 Role Madness Mafia.

In this game, based on the cooperative first-person shooter of the same name, you take the role of a heister, the most elite of thieves. You put on the mask and become nobody, moving with impunity, taking everything you want. However...

But before I show you the plans on that, we've got a little house-cleaning to take care of. Unfortunately, that business with Hector turning stool pigeon means the FBI know too much about us. There are loose ends within the organization. They will be actively working against you. I'll do my best to help you rub them out, but your best bet is going to be to watch and see who tries to throw a wrench in the works. Then give 'em the Old Yeller treatment. It's sad, but it'll be pretty apparent who's who real quickly.

With an entire crew of masked-up individuals, it's up to Bain's heisters (the "town" starring ben affleck) to identify and take out the cops (or "scum") hiding in their midst. The Town are Bain's heisters, looking to root out the cops within their ranks and finish the job. Each player draws their role via selecting one of the masks that will be posted in the thread. Each ties to a particular role.
Everyone is armed and loaded for bear. Everyone has ~ powers ~ that can swing the game wildly. However, the overall game should not be unreasonably tilted for or against one side or the other. Best practices have been followed in an attempt to make the game as balanced as possible. However, it may collapse utterly, like a flan in a cupboard. Caveat fures.

Alright, ramblers, let's get rambling.

Appreciation to Antivehicular, Jon Joe and Chic Trombone for testing and troubleshooting a number of these roles, and to Hiipfire for supplying a document from an old, "wacky" role madness game for inspiration.


RULES STOLEN FROM OTHER GAMES.

Days will be 48 hours long (barring hammer) and nights not more than 24 hours. If something gets delayed, my bad.
Majority vote required, no-lunches can occur.
No editing your posts.
No talking OOT unless you are able to do so.
Don't post your role PM.
Don't post after hammers.
Don't post after dying (:ghost: posts acceptable if not game-related or for scum to gloat. villainous gloating would be rad. You may not mention any player names in your ghostpost.)
Don't encrypt your posts, make Toxx clauses, or play Truth or Dare.
Don't lurk. For real, I would be so sad and have to frown so hard.
Don't go against the spirit of the game.
DON'T BE AN rear end in a top hat.
If there are any questions, direct them to me via PM.

This game will feature a Night Zero where all players will be able to submit non-killing actions leading into Day One. Call it Pre-Planning.

The game begins with thirteen players. Eleven. Sigh.

  1. Asiina
  2. CapitalistPig
  3. fiery_valkyrie
  4. HiipFire
  5. imgay
  6. Ixtlilton
  7. JakeP
  8. Opopanax
  9. Rarity
  10. TMMadman
  11. uranus

When you sign up, also select one of the following masks. This is how you will draft your in-game role.

B. Brazil Baby - uranus

D. Gage Blade - Asiina

E. The Heat - hiipfire

F. Hockey Heat - Ixtlilton

G. Kawaii - Rarity

I. Overkill Skull - Opopanax

J. Peter - JakeP

K. The Plague Doctor - fiery_valkyrie

L. Somen Mempo - CapitalistPig

O. Steven - TMMadman

P. War Face - imgay

hexwren fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Aug 26, 2015

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Ecco's game is taking too long to start so I'll play I guess. Only one of these masks can properly fit my stunning mix of personality and looks. I'm so :swoon: ~*KAWAIIIIIIII*~ :swoon:

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I call keanu reeves, War face.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

You don't have either of the masks I use on there :(

The closest one is F, Hockey Heat.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Ixtlilton posted:

You don't have either of the masks I use on there :(

The closest one is F, Hockey Heat.

It was a super-bothersome process to narrow it down to these few masks. I had to let a few personal picks go to include what are kind of the most representative (outside of the clown masks, of course)

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Rarity posted:

Ecco's game is taking too long to start so I'll play I guess.

Plague Doctor for me

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
I'm in if I'm allowed in even though I gave you that doc

If I am I'll take the shades(E)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

HiipFire posted:

I'm in if I'm allowed in even though I gave you that doc

If I am I'll take the shades(E)

Are you good at mafia yet?

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Rarity posted:

Are you good at mafia yet?

I do actually lurk a whole lot less now

I like to think I'm better at mafia now but idk

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


In with The Heat

And nobody is good at mafia

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Sure, I should be able to handle two small games and an Ecco game.

I'm in and I'm Steven (O).

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Opopanax posted:

And nobody is good at mafia

I have been legally certified as Good At Mafia

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

HiipFire posted:

I'm in if I'm allowed in even though I gave you that doc

If I am I'll take the shades(E)

You haven't seen the setup, and I haven't said if I used anything from it, you're fine.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Opopanax posted:

In with The Heat

And nobody is good at mafia

hiipfire beat you to it.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Then I'm going to beat him up and take it.

Or go with Overkill Skull :black101:

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
hello. i am the baby

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Opopanax posted:

Then I'm going to beat him up and take it.
hey no need to resort to violence here

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


:argh:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

uranus posted:

hello. i am the baby

Yes but what mask do you want? :rimshot:

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOk3rtlCnL0

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

what the gently caress

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Allen Wren posted:

what the gently caress

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
anyone want to play some payday 2?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

imgay posted:

anyone want to play some payday 2?

sure, when?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Whenever, i'm 50shadesofgay on steam, in the mafia group too

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



Well, I'm just going to scream and scream and never stop then

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
Aww, I was actually spitballing a Payday game. Yours will probably go better though.

(not a signup, but have fun!)

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Someone should probably join us in this game. It'd be cool and good.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Ixtlilton posted:

Someone should probably join us in this game. It'd be cool and good.

It would, at that.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I made a new gbs thread, check it out everyone

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I don't actually know what it means

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I'm just keeping this on the first page. Also I'm going to keep posting about it in the general thread until it fills up.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Nobody reads pages, they just use usercp.php

and most games take a while to fill anyway.

Or they may not fill at all.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i'll let you sign my chest if you join this game

Jamuraan
Oct 10, 2005

Jamuraan, J.D. in Critical Reasoning and Logic
Ask me about how good I am at party games! Please god ask me about how good I am at party games!
I'm pretty sure if I sign up for this game I'll just forget about it and never show up so it's up to you really.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
ill sign up as unicorn face

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I'll be the blue line face.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Every time I played this game with my friends we would try to take way too many bags and everyone would be chain throwing them towards the get away van and we would get completely surrounded and fail.

So much greed.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Asiina posted:

I'll be the blue line face.

##vote Asiina

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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Jamuraan posted:

I'm pretty sure if I sign up for this game I'll just forget about it and never show up so it's up to you really.

I know we're short on players, but you gotta be less non-committal than that.

Asiina posted:

Every time I played this game with my friends we would try to take way too many bags and everyone would be chain throwing them towards the get away van and we would get completely surrounded and fail.

So much greed.

It's always the way. One guy goes down with a bag, so you gotta go rescue his rear end, then another one goes down picking him up, and you never make it all the way back to the van.

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