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dumb crambo
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ouldnt let me :doh:

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
how many did u get tho

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my new dog posted:

how many did u get tho

i bought twleve but my grand daddy only let me drink 2 :sigh:

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress man sorry.. you have plenty left though.. good luck

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Tweezer Reprise

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
do it without his knowledge and cover it up so he will never find out

Koishi Komeiji



Wait for your grand daddy to go to the bathroom and then use his keys to shotgun as many RCs as possible.

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thanks for the tips guys... gonna try and drink 2 or 3 more colas tonight :cheerdoge:

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ive been writign down lots of different "strats" and ""soda plays" in my handy dandy notebook so that i can chug some sodas 2night :D

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my best play is to show my grand daddy to the tv room (far away from the kitchken) and sneak by.... grabbing the soda using a hook i added to my pant pocket...... im a real sneakster!!!

Koishi Komeiji



There's always the brute force approach : As soon as your grand daddy looks away just start double fisting those bad boys, don't stop for poo poo.

verily carefree

Some dreams are too beautiful to be denied. Godspeed

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drank 3 more tomight!!! hope gramd daddy dont find out or he'll put em in the too shelf o_o i cant reach the top shelf... aint gonna drink em that way...... god bless :D

alnilam

tell grand daddy that the sophtware slump was a bloated album that should have been an EP :twisted:

alnilam

then drink the sodas

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
Kill your grandfather

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
Drink 12 Colas on his grave

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
Establish dominance by drinking a cola while banging his wife

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
grandpa: you can have ONE soda

me: okay :troll:

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i aint gonna kill my grand daddy over cola............... -_-

my new dog

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u___u'

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i think it would be funnier if i had said "over a gash darn cola" instead of "over a cola" because it would add to accentuate the character im trying to portray... but the fact still stands that i wont kill my grand pappy and no... i wont have sex with my grand ma either o_O

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Pomp posted:

Establish dominance by drinking a cola while banging his wife

like.... cmon man -_-

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
peepaws are supposed to spoil their littluns with all the rc cola they want

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Luvcow

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if'n you a good chile maybe granddaddy will give you a nickel and you can spend it on penny whistles and moon pies

fuck. marry. t-rex

alfred... posted:

like.... cmon man -_-



my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
just hold the colas while hes looking dont drink em just hold them

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Captain No-mates

He only said not to drink them so beat the system by putting the sody-pop in your rear end hole.

social vegan



sprinkle cheese on all the colas then melt the cheese so when u grab one they all come but count as one

social vegan



carefully remove the cheese to get the 12 colas

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:stare: holy poo poo... these ideas just keep getting better and better.... keep em comin friends :cheerdoge:

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


social vegan posted:

sprinkle cheese on all the colas then melt the cheese so when u grab one they all come but count as one

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

social vegan posted:

sprinkle cheese on all the colas then melt the cheese so when u grab one they all come but count as one

Lmao

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
an ice cold rc and a moon pie is known as the working mans lunch in the south

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
banana moon pies are best paired with sun drop though

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everyone in the idf must die

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Moxie and moonpies is called a massachupie

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
switch out the RC with Double Cola :twisted:

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i think you should listen to him. he might be coming from experience, he might wake every night screaming in a cold sweat because of that one time he dared drink a whole 12 pack of rc cola and life was never the same again. he cares about you and loves you, alfred...

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thanks for the advice qwernity... but i cant have all these colas in my house WITHOUT drinkign them

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its basically a curse...

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