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I make earnest, passionate love with being alive |
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Aug 18, 2015 15:24
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:my pointed desire to kill other people is being funneled into annihilation fantasies so I don't end up on the evening news how are you Try picturing everyone in their underwear. |
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Aug 18, 2015 15:35
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Try picturing everyone in their underwear. that isn't helping, in fact it's making it worse. |
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Aug 18, 2015 15:38
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Spanish Manlove posted:that isn't helping, in fact it's making it worse. Hmm ok well much like underwear it's not a one size fits all solution. |
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Aug 18, 2015 15:41
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Try picturing everyone in their underwear. i tried to do this but ended up stealing a whole bunch of underwear in service to verisimilitude ---------------- |
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Aug 18, 2015 15:42
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:i tried to do this but ended up stealing a whole bunch of underwear in service to verisimilitude Try wearing the underwear you stole and modelling it in the mirror and going "Mmm, yes, that's nice. Underneath my clothes nobody will know I stole these. I got away with it and could get away with so much more!" |
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Aug 18, 2015 15:45
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*grizzled, jaded detective arrives on scene* Det: Alright what do we got? Cop: Sir, white male, mid twenties, fingerprints show him to be Jacob Marley, an entry software engineer at the big firm down the street. Det. Hmm, cause of death? Cop: Coroner is saying "asphyxiation" *detective motions the EMT in the meat wagon for some gloves, puts them on, pulls tweezers out of bag in coat pocket* Cop: What are you thinking? *detective opens victim's mouth, sticks tweezers down their throat and slowly, yet effortfully, pulls a pair of tighty whities from victim's trachea* Cop: No, could it be? Det: Yes, this looks like the work of Ayatolla Hermione |
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Aug 18, 2015 15:55
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^^ that would be a legit awesome eppy of SVU
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Aug 18, 2015 15:56
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being a serial killer would be so rad u guys
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Aug 18, 2015 15:58
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I like the idea of being a reverse serial killer. Where I stalk prostitutes and give them their lives back through secret acts of kindness. |
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Aug 18, 2015 16:02
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I like the idea of being a reverse serial killer. Where I stalk prostitutes and give them their lives back through secret acts of kindness. Yeah baby they call me the walking scholarship |
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Aug 18, 2015 16:08
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*jumps out with a fist full of vaccinations* IMMA KILL YA HPV BITCH ---------------- |
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Aug 18, 2015 16:13
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*slaps light bulb out of hookers hand* you smokin crack? not anymore now you smokin salmon heres a fcukin bagle w/ schmear you dirty whore ---------------- |
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Aug 18, 2015 16:15
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Mr. sandman, bring me the cream. Make them the cutest that he'll ever see Give me two lips, like roses and clover Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over. Sandman, I'm so alone Don't have nobody to call my own Please turn on your magic beam Mr. Sandman, bring me the cream. |
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Aug 18, 2015 16:15
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youre gonna take this data entry job at google youre goanna take itALLL
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Aug 18, 2015 16:16
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Oh I'll let you out. When you find your passion and pursue a career in it! 
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Aug 18, 2015 16:22
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it puts the cover letter on its resume or else it gets the hose again
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Aug 18, 2015 16:23
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Spanish Manlove posted:Mr. Sandman, bring me the cream get the money, dolla dolla bill yall |
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Aug 18, 2015 16:47
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hey op the cool thing about living is that living is, in its core nature, dying so rejoice! 
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Aug 18, 2015 17:00
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:it puts the cover letter on its resume or else it gets the hose again |
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