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theyre going to find out i was lying about having a wife to cheat on
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- dogcrash truther
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it took me months to get that ring tan
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Aug 19, 2015 02:27
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oh, no babe, we can't go back to my place. gotta go to the Howard Johnsons because, uhhhh, you know, i have a wife, and stuff?
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Aug 19, 2015 02:28
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26/M very very horney becuase of my wife, who is definitely real, and will not have sex with me, because i am too handsome for her. My real Wife doesnt satisfy me, and if you want to know more about her, imagine the kind of woman who would make you want to have sex with me,a nd that's the kind of woman my wife really is. I prefer blondes. any women whoa re good at writing plausible descriptions of horrible wives will jump to the front of the line.
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Aug 19, 2015 02:30
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its all ruined now, by the hack
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Aug 19, 2015 02:31
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don't call Ashley Madison a hack. it was courageous to go back to grade school like that.
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Aug 19, 2015 02:31
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don't call Ashley Madison a hack. it was courageous to go back to grade school like that.
Billy grew up into a beautiful woman 
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Aug 19, 2015 02:31
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by zen death robot
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i have no clue what's going on from the beginning and up until now
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Aug 19, 2015 02:36
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im fat and i smell bad but not because i'm a slob, its because i'm married and have a young child, so its ok for you to gently caress me your not lowering your standards baby. but enough about my totally existing wife.
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Aug 19, 2015 02:42
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[watching the milfs] marriage, ladies, am i right? i know all about that. i'm hitched to the worst one of you. the pictures of our family are on my other phone, the one i dont use for cheating
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Aug 19, 2015 02:43
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http://pastebin.com/U4QQEaBE
yeah i registered for the cheating website with my .gov email what of it?
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Aug 19, 2015 02:52
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- dumb crambo
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Can't post for 3 years!
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lol...
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Aug 19, 2015 02:54
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lol but to be fair you could put in any email address you wanted to. someone put in tony blairs email address
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Aug 19, 2015 02:55
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ihaveawife@army.mil
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Aug 19, 2015 03:17
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lol
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Aug 19, 2015 03:17
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marriedman@cia.gov
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Aug 19, 2015 03:19
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notice all the pizza boxes on the floor, because like i said my wife is out of town so i got the place to myself, just slobbin it up a bit haha no ball & chain ya know... huh? oh her clothes.. yeah its a long trip so she figured to be safe just take every piece of clothing with her. oh no let me get the ice err uh haha yeah hah we both love hungry man dinners *shrug* im always like theyr ehungry MAN not hungry WOman and shell be like.. cant keep me away i gotta have em.. haha we joke like that. but anyway yeah im married
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Aug 19, 2015 03:33
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you violated the terms of service and that's a big no no
everyone in the idf must die
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Aug 19, 2015 03:35
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notice all the pizza boxes on the floor, because like i said my wife is out of town so i got the place to myself, just slobbin it up a bit haha no ball & chain ya know... huh? oh her clothes.. yeah its a long trip so she figured to be safe just take every piece of clothing with her. oh no let me get the ice err uh haha yeah hah we both love hungry man dinners *shrug* im always like theyr ehungry MAN not hungry WOman and shell be like.. cant keep me away i gotta have em.. haha we joke like that. but anyway yeah im married
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Aug 19, 2015 03:48
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Can't post for 3 years!
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notice all the pizza boxes on the floor, because like i said my wife is out of town so i got the place to myself, just slobbin it up a bit haha no ball & chain ya know... huh? oh her clothes.. yeah its a long trip so she figured to be safe just take every piece of clothing with her. oh no let me get the ice err uh haha yeah hah we both love hungry man dinners *shrug* im always like theyr ehungry MAN not hungry WOman and shell be like.. cant keep me away i gotta have em.. haha we joke like that. but anyway yeah im married
lol
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Aug 19, 2015 03:52
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i thought to myself "if you love women so much, why don't you marry one?" and i did, and thats why i can't pay for this meal, becuse she checks the credit card reciepts
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Aug 19, 2015 03:52
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poo poo!!!! gently caress!!!! they found me!!!
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Aug 19, 2015 03:57
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My girlfriend? She goes to a different school, you don't know her.
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Aug 19, 2015 04:39
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This is baby puke on my shirt, not man puke. I'm married, with baby, but my wife, she doesn't do the laundry
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Aug 19, 2015 14:24
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Aug 19, 2015 14:35
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that one's funny because it's totally absurd. the cia have spent years studying married men and their culture, they would have created a much more convincing disguise
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Aug 19, 2015 14:36
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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I'm not married but Ashley Madison has the sexiest dating site ads
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Aug 19, 2015 14:37
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o.O
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Aug 19, 2015 14:38
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so friggin wrong
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Aug 19, 2015 14:49
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poo poo! now the left hand really WILL know what the right hand is doing!
ball play?
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Aug 19, 2015 15:29
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that one's funny because it's totally absurd. the cia have spent years studying married men and their culture, they would have created a much more convincing disguise
The cia is incompetent. How incompetent?.they've been paying me as a "marriage informant" for years
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Aug 19, 2015 15:31
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Isn't she one of those teen pop-stars? Did some stalker hack her emails?
Why were you dating a teen pop star anyway... or is she 18 now?
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Aug 19, 2015 15:33
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REPORT #109
CODENAME: Highball
Uhh yah so marriage is pretty freAKing sweet dude, u get to touch the titties all the time when u are sleeping in a big bed with yr wife, and the wife makes you breakfast but don't get me wrong it's a total hellscape tho. There are these things called "honey dos," I think theyre code for some kind of terrorism like she wants me to pick up light bulbs and duck tape? Maybe for a bomb? anyway u.need to send me more money because one thing with wifes is, they always be shopping for steam.games and beer. Like every other married guy I can hardly stand it, all the money myv wife spends. Send money or my cover will be blown and yiu better believe I'll spill the gid drat beans. These wives. There like "ve haf vays if makink you talk" lol I'm holding a finger under my nose like a Hitler mustache but I forgot u can't see me.I'm serious tho, marriage is like a concentration camp, I am definitely actually married, and these wifes are a major security threat esp.The ones they call "milfs" so that's why I've been doing so much video research, i'm like the "brown moses" of milfs. Gotta go before my wife gets suspicious, I think I need a cover for all this time i'm spending writing these reports.a mistress maybe? Hook me up with one of those. Love, highball
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Aug 19, 2015 15:47
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me and my wife got married so we could sign up for ashley madison
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Aug 19, 2015 16:30
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REPORT #109
CODENAME: Highball
Uhh yah so marriage is pretty freAKing sweet dude, u get to touch the titties all the time when u are sleeping in a big bed with yr wife, and the wife makes you breakfast but don't get me wrong it's a total hellscape tho. There are these things called "honey dos," I think theyre code for some kind of terrorism like she wants me to pick up light bulbs and duck tape? Maybe for a bomb? anyway u.need to send me more money because one thing with wifes is, they always be shopping for steam.games and beer. Like every other married guy I can hardly stand it, all the money myv wife spends. Send money or my cover will be blown and yiu better believe I'll spill the gid drat beans. These wives. There like "ve haf vays if makink you talk" lol I'm holding a finger under my nose like a Hitler mustache but I forgot u can't see me.I'm serious tho, marriage is like a concentration camp, I am definitely actually married, and these wifes are a major security threat esp.The ones they call "milfs" so that's why I've been doing so much video research, i'm like the "brown moses" of milfs. Gotta go before my wife gets suspicious, I think I need a cover for all this time i'm spending writing these reports.a mistress maybe? Hook me up with one of those. Love, highball
lol
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Aug 19, 2015 16:42
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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me and my wife got married so we could sign up for ashley madison
I guess that's pretty upstanding.
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its me. the moron that uses his government job email for the site where i cheat on my wife
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