MOTHER BASE EFF OH BEE: BEE BEE DID NOTHING WRONG!

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Who is going to be your MGV mission bro This poll is closed.
DD	72	0.24%
Quiet	30008	99.63%
idk some robot thing	38	0.13%
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elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

ps4: RexPowerColt69

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 08:06

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 16:19

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

i've only played the first one for the playstation 1

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 08:13

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

he's gonna make one of those youtube vids where he buys something he doesn't like just to blast it with a 12 gauge point blank, and piss off all nerds.

and yes I know it's a steam code

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 08:00

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

I watched some youtube video trying to explain the metal gear saga, and I'm even more lost than before

gj hideous kojimer

still will play

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 03:16

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

I don't play games, I just spectate

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 03:21

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

How do we know its a game for chi-mos? Did that Subway sandwich guy have like a record amount of time playing it or something?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 21:55

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

I'm gonna make creepy fan art of your mother base, nerd

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 21:58

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Al Cowens posted:

Ground Zeroes is a game about killing American troops

ENEMIES FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!!!

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 05:40

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

every moto video from now on has to have that song.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 09:32

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

gonna pregame phantom pain and replay ground zeroes today

ohh yeah

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 18:44

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

i only have a ps4

basically i dont deserve irl S rank

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 18:51

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Konami put the manual up so we can stare at that for twelve hours

http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/manual/

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 17:59

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Girlfriend says she's getting me an MGSV release present. I'm hoping it's beer and snacks

no handy from the collector's edition arm?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 21:01

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

You can run spotify or buy an actual Walkman and slap it on your hip for even more immersion

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 21:10

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

what button do I press to make BB do a hella gnarly hair whip?

Also where is my pre-order bonus leather studded jacket covered in patches?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWVCJ47DMo0

# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 21:19

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

you can dual wield eye patches

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 05:13

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9zVdnw

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 05:41

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

so happy the doctor got killed after that dumbass character creation thing

I was like "wtf is this dumb poo poo, I wasnt to look like bb you rear end" when that popped up

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 15:53

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

I've got dog bro

no one is playing mad max lol

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 01:37

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

so poo poo went wrong during the bee mission and I said gently caress it and charged the first base base with a c4 covered 7 ton, then a c4 covered jeep for the second part

apparently sniper rifles can't shoot through helo canopies either

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 08:41

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

yeah seriously. We're killing the wrong guys in this game.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 05:52

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

you pc havers need to make a gun run moto video to surfin bird

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 05:59

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

i'm just doing side missions

i havent showered in forever

mother base is getting unruly

gotta get more gems

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Sep 4, 2015

# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 04:08

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

The SS's stand for scout sniper I swear!

# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 07:43

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

wash your clothes you nasty mutant

im trying to get stinky enough for ocelot to splash bb with water

# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 07:59

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

just back home from IL

gears'd it all day

so much homework left undone

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 05:12

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

RatHat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtuBuDTTUJw

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 05:50

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

I wish there were more cut scenes. I really dig them in most games because I'm a rock eating retard that won''t understand what's going on unless it's in the form of a movie.

other than that I think this game owns hard

I'm calling it, MGS:V is the mobile app of the year, ya'll

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 04:38

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

here it is gentlemen;

i present to you the greatest raid in spec ops history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyBcaYRauVk

http://youtubedoubler.com/goPM

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I actually don't give a gently caress about the MGS story, I'm just having fun playing Rambo simulator. Is that wrong?

it's still cool as gently caress riding retardobots with gatling guns and flame throwers

Naked Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K0ORiOojFk

e: didn't see this yet, but it rules

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Sep 9, 2015

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 04:48

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

that's where Im at now

what button do you press to pee on him?

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 05:42

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

kfff, you're going to love my video on how i beat the fire boss on level 20.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 06:23

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

well that was easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaFoZ2b_Kd4

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 06:36

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

they have reverse fulton technology

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 04:49

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Somebody has been doing his MCI's...

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 05:31

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Some poo poo head kid in galoshes started shooting at me, so I peeled his grape with a light sprinkle of 556. Next thing you know I'm getting a mission failed screen because I wasted some worthless kid.

What a load of malarchy.

This makes me want the pc version with a mod that rewards my behavior instead of punishing it.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 20:09

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

just beat mission 31

65 hours in

also, are there any guides or videos on how to keep my squads from beating the piss out of each other and getting sent to the brig or sick bay?

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 20:54

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

snake is such a man

running around with nvgs, picking flowers and spotting birds

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 03:16

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

how the gently caress do you have the patience to take 95 minutes doing that mission? i went loud after i snuck past the first gate

I managed to low crawl past the first 2 gates without so much as a tranq shot, then everything went to poo poo

# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 06:51

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

the only cassette I've listened to so far is the porta john one

# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 04:46

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 16:19

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Do you think they make the art interns model and texture buttholes, or does that require the attention to detail only offered by a full timer?

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 00:48

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