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Who is going to be your MGV mission bro
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DD 72 0.24%
Quiet 30008 99.63%
idk some robot thing 38 0.13%
Total: 30118 votes
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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Steam: Yankee Charlie

I will invade defend the gently caress out of your EFF OH BEES

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Dec 31, 2004

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I will name my motherbase the Dolchstoß Base and place squids everywhere.

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Leather Bear posted:

Raiden 2.0 is happening. Quiet's real look got leaked.


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Leather Bear posted:

I want to explore cave bases and commit war crimes with my dogge bro

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The last battle is a j-pop rythm mini-game.

The lyrics are the history of big-boss up until that moment.

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jesus fuckinng christ im dying

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I can't believe that piece of poo poo attention whore got to Let's Play it before release.

shitbag cocksucker

i'll just wait till the Chip Cheezum LP of MSGV, it should be amazing.

Actually i recommend all his Metal Gear LPs.

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

at least it isnt an online pachinko game yet

i will make my EFF OH BEEES into panchinko parlours.

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https://youtu.be/SlRErLFIOhQ

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From the fanart thread

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Al Cowens posted:

Spoiler warning: There's a metal gear in that trailer.

METAL GEAR?!?

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gfanikf posted:

Also the stupid animu poo poo.

Naked Bear posted:

MGS isn't zany anime poo poo, which is why the rest of us like it. It occasionally goes off the deep end or gets a little weird, but it's def. not anime.


ElMaligno posted:

And people say MGS games are serious as gently caress LOL

Protip: stop being a bitch and play the game.

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if you people start talking about spoilers in this thread i will spam the gently caress out of the gayest anime MGS pictures i can find

so help me god

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Mike-o posted:

holy poo poo I just read some spoilers, cant loving believe quiet is if you clicked this you're gay

im in the military, cant be double gay

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ChipCheezum LPs of MGS are good, his early ones suffer from the "MONKEY CHEESE RANDOM L O L" """"comedy"""" of early Video LPs and its not until his MGS4 where they actually get good and informative. Here are some unsolicited links to the playlists, also I will be linking the uncut commentary videos if available.

In LP chronological order
MGS3
MGS2
MGS
MSG4
MGS:PW
MGS:REVENGANCE

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RatHat posted:

Uh what? How are the early LPs "monkey cheese random" at all? Also don't watch the LPs in chronological order, watch them in order of the games. So MGS1->2->3->4->PW. Revengeance can be watched whenever.

I mean in "the order they where chronologically played" not "chronological order"

Also if Chip doing highpitched voices and naming a frog "mission j frog" doesnt strike you as "monkey cheese random" i have no idea what to tell you.

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RatHat posted:

One joke is being monkey cheese random now? Good to know.

i like his MGS3 LP, but apparently gently caress me for mentioning something that people in here might find annoying as gently caress.

also who the gently caress are you?

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Leather Bear posted:

Least he doesn't talk about that pedophile squid game.

I can't be a pedophile im not a sometgingawful mod.

Also sorry squid game is fun

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Jesus loving christ I'm not a kiddie diddler. Yes I'm human garbage thats living on this gay earth on borrowed time, but i think i would kill myself if i ever find children attractive.

Can we please talk about something else

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elite_garbage_man posted:

How do we know its a game for chi-mos? Did that Subway sandwich guy have like a record amount of time playing it or something?

it has children in it, just like Paz is also a (16 yo) child in PW. A child that you have a boss fight in her underwear and that a 30+ year old man can cuddle inside a lovebox in a extremely creepy side mission.

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Mike-o posted:

It's okay bud we know you ain't a creepy peepee toucher :glomp:

im still going to raid your EF OH BEEE out of pure spite

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJcwwVFpsew
If i cant put this as my helo arrival song i will be sad

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this is also acceptable

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I did many hours ago, didn't work. They're doing a simultaneous worldwide release for the PC version. Kiwi's get the shaft since they can't play for another 7.5 hours even though it's Tuesday.

Mad max comes out today, doesnt unluck until 8 more hours lmao

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

seriously i am goddamn east coast if they try to gently caress me on this i will go full gorilla warfare on them

will you too also have a goony as gently caress meltdown and to a permaban toxx?????

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

man i was going to say a whole bunch of stuff but just assume i implied pedophile stuff and we'll be good

We good bro

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Not gonna spoil anything, just curious.

ugh gently caress you comcast



Mike-o posted:

git on my level scrubs :smug:



:mediocre:

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The prologue was pretty loving good you guys

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm in a motherfucking hospital headshotting like a pro

E:
Whale :stare:
Unicorn :stare:

A flaming whale and a flaming unicorn.

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

theres one fuckin weiner dude on my command shell

every time i see him when i run around like an idiot i just beat the fuckin poo poo out of him

after i wrote that sentence i fuckin ran to find him again

he had made a friend

i beat the fuckin poo poo out of him while he was in mid sentence asking who the gently caress quiet was, and if she was a bioroid or something anime idk right in front of his best friend

the friend just turns and walks away

after he wakes up, he tells me to have a good day. thats when i bodyslam him

lmao :kheldragar:

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No pictures of the pup? Shameful


Also:

Dammit ocelot

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Mike-o posted:

Water and Tylenol, walk it off stop malingering.

brb gonna name change to ElMalingering

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

someone on pc please post a video of the chopper landing to get schwifty

Where can i get thesong and how do i do custom music and i'll film it later tomorrow.

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Found the retcon and :stare:

Leather Bear posted:

Early game grind is done. Now that I've unlocked weapons customization and Mother Base is stocked with talent, I can focus on murdering people and merc work.

Man i had to make myself go to gym yesterday after work, afterwards i played until 3am, woke up 7 hours later and im I have to go to the gym again.

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Guess I will give tight hugs to virtual men instead of real men today

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

Playing a lil Splatoon to break up the MGSV session I see.

Still not on Africa, so i can't my build my child army.

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

here it is gentlemen;

i present to you the greatest raid in spec ops history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyBcaYRauVk

this is a loving poo poo show, but thats some pro as gently caress chopper music

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Well I knew about the cardboard box fast travel in mother base, but i found out there is a similar system is Afghanistan and Africa. BUT

1) You need to find the platform and get the invoice from that platform
2) if the base is on alert you cant use it, it either needs to be in "normal" or "captured" status.

Also my favorite DD moment happened when I used this once. Russian soldier spots my box and gets suspicious. Russian guy gets close, DD barks at him, he then forgets about my box and DD scampers off.

Good boy :3:

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Mike-o posted:

I got Quiet last night. I love that Kojima is an unashamed huge perv, titties are awesome.

Quiet is pretty good out of the box

Buddies out of the box listing:

:perfect: Tier - DD
God Tier - Quiet
:mediocre: - D-Walker
Slav Tier - D-Horse

Tbh D-walker probably gets better once you spend some money on it, but it wont be as good as DD or Quiet.

Also this happened to me a couple of days ago

DD trying to hump that sidewalk, he is growing up so fast.

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You may have a couple of low level guys with direct contact. Also the auto distribution can be a bit poo poo sometimes.

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