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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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BeOSPOS posted:

we miss u



welp

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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:rip: jonny and also these forums

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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suicide requests are bad, :rip: to those that died

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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it's the yospos way, itchypenis

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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i'm glad jonny got out of the south

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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it just occurred to me i've never actually read all of tomcollins.txt

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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gargle chome posted:

also jonny posts more worthwhile things than most of you combined

truth

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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BeOSPOS posted:

jonny said if this post gets 50 empty quotes then he'll post in this thread

:pray:

i heard if you spin around three times and say bloody jonny he'll appear behind you and help you adjust your tv antenna

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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and then he'll kill you afterward

hrm.

hope nobody did that between my previous post and this one, :rip:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrygAv93Ick


Where did your pleasure go
When the pain came through you?
Where did your happiness go?
This force is running you around now
Getting you down now
Where is your pleasure now Jonny?
Where has your pleasure gone now?

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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The OP says in gigantic font not to post text or quote other people's images in that thread, and also the title says only to post images in that thread. And you quoted another person's image and posted text. Do you understand why you were banned? It is because it says in the very first post that you can't do what you did in that thread or you get banned. And you did what it said not to do. I'm just trying really hard to explain this to you because I'm assuming you're a little slow because you somehow missed this. Well, as long as I'm typing here, Farmer Crack-rear end isn't a very good username anyways. As a cracker who grew up near a farm and a descendant of a farming family, I suppose I am deeply offended by your derogatory criticism of my culture. I listened to Jeff Foxworthy CD's as a kid. I can sing Randy Travis songs. And you dare make a mockery of this? How dare you. Garth Brooks. Vince Gill. Also Jeff Foxworthy is hilarious here's one of his jokes: "If you have a car with no wheels on it in your front yard... you MIGHT be a redneck." Did you get it? And there's this other guy who is like, "I saw this guy at Wal-Mart and he goes up to the restrooms and he says 'great, I could use a break from all this!' and he sits down on a bench to 'rest'... well buddy, the only thing you'll be resting in is IN PIECE! Here's your sign!" That's another good one. OK so anyways you got banned for posting text in the images thread but I'm assuming you're a guy right? How do you feel about that? I mean some men want to become women, but not me. Don't get me wrong, I love cock and everything, but my feet are really big and how would I find cute shoes in like male size 12-13? And btw you know what they say about guys with big feet... TOES!! Hahaha wait I hosed up that joke. If only I were Jeff Foxworthy. Anyways Brooks and Dunn sang a song called "Boot Scootin' Boogie" that was kinda cool. My family still has a farm but I think they mostly just make straw or hay bundles now. What the gently caress are those bundles called again? Bales? I think that's it. I guess running an Internet forum is kind of like running a farm and I guess there's an analogy to make with pigs and cows and stuff but I'm really not sure what specifically to make that would make sense. Anyways, speaking of farms ENOUGH HORSIN' AROUND! lol. ok you're banned bye hit me up if you wanna hook up or sumthin

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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lol

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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echinopsis posted:

and have fun? poo poo ive been probed a million times for nws poo poo but ten i get banned for some hottie in the nature boobies? it wasnt even like porn or erotic, just breasts. a mother loving ban.

its not easy to not get banned ok

lol

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

yeah that was hilarious. i opened multiple tabs and wasn't thinking when i tossed off a post. oh well at least i got a huge paragraph out of fragmaster for it :)

my probies are weak poo poo but if i ever pull a jonny 290 i want to think of some epic way to get banned. but the problem is i'd be following the likes of keyboard goop and i can't top that so vOv

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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pram posted:

echi is just in one of his 'moods'

when he goes of his meds and posts a bunch of baps?

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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echinopsis posted:

if its so easy to not get banned then hopw come i get banned so much?

a mystery for the ages

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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no, echonopenis is a funny poster. just put him on ignore if you're actually browsing forums at work imo and lol @ him when he gets his probies and bans for posting baps

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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jony ive aces posted:

come back jonny :(

drat, tfw...

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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BONGHITZ posted:

jonny sell me your Arkansas house

he's having trouble unloading it b/c of roof problems or something, and he can't burn it down because idiot yosposters (not me) kept suggesting that to him so he lost plausible deniability

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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Symbolic Butt posted:

SMYTHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:killdozer:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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BONGHITZ posted:

poor man should have exposed his life on livejournal instead

yeah there was never any drama on lj, just nice moderate constructive discussion

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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smythe is a considerate gentleman. a six hour probie for your first is nbd imo

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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same, p much

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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he's not going to come back guys

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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good for jonny for making irl friends here and i think we have done some neat and funny things over the years but i think it made him forget how much of a shithole this place can be sometimes

his last words were pretty epic tho

godspeed jonny

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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yes

the forums are dying cloud

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

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no i can't because at best i'm a senior regular middlin' tier whitenoise poster. at best. :mediocre:

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