There's a little Omega Cop inside all of us

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Omega Cop is a post apocalyptic action anime-harem thriller starring "Martial Arts Superstar" Ron Marchini,

and "TV's Batman" Adam West

. Ron Marchini plays John Travis. He's One Tough Special Cop sent to shut down the slave trade in the wasteland. Things quickly turn to poo poo and all his friends are gunned down in an epic shootout.

Swearing revenge, Travis assembles a crack-team of Hot Ladies in his quest to return home.

"KYAAA--oh. Sorry, wanna join my team and NOT get punched? I promise you'll last longer than muscle guy up there."

So that's the jist, but how can one describe exactly how awesome this movie is? Well, for starters did I mention that Ron Marchini is a martial arts superstar? His biggest claim to fame is losing to Chuck Norris at a karate tournament. No shame there. Chuck Norris joke here. Anyways a white-guy martial arts movie means action scenes out the wazoo. And when I think 90's martial art white guy action scenes, I think nut shots. Let me tell you, this movie does not disappoint. I counted no less than 7 nut shots in this movie.

So you got dad bod white guy action hero, you got hot chicks, you got the makings of a great karate flick. But you know what we're really missing? Guns. Huge loving guns.

Now we're talkin, Travis. Ok how 'bout post-apocalyptic The Warriors gang rejects?

Yeah, we got them too, and one even has his nipple out!

Like honestly if you're not already torrenting the movie at this point, you should probably check your pulse. Because you're dead. Ron Marchini killed you. He kicked you in the dick so hard there's no coming back. Anyways, go watch it. Here's the extended trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnX_K1yNygg