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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFEF8fPVk-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foNxKbp9lOM

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Jmcrofts posted:



Did I do this right

God Coon

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I'm the hovering evil child face

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

This is my favorite thing ever and I don't want to be told it's not real

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

he's real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx9Yr1TqnW8

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

:3: I love her long legs. She looks like she is eating fries on stilts.

Can you actually tell raccoon genders just by looking at them?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lizard Wizard posted:

I just googled Tasmanian Devils because of this and oh my god you guys:



That's about as cute as they get since the vast majority of them are either ripped up from fighting or covered in debilitating facial tumors

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lizard Wizard posted:

I just googled Tasmanian Devils because of this and oh my god you guys:



Haha hold on I commented on this earlier but even in the picture you posted as an example of cuteness it's tail is torn to shreds and it's entire backside is coated in dried blood. I mean I still stand by saying it's the cutest you'll ever see one of them but it's hilarious that's literally probably the best you could do

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

goose fleet posted:

I am so confused by this video

Women :rolleyes:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

GIVE HER A MAKEOVER
GIVE HER A MAKEOVER


that raccoon is tranqued and in a snare and is STILL stoked about being called down on the Price is Right. take notes, everyone

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sleeveless posted:

Not bad, but I like my anime raccoons like I like my anime women: fat and with huge balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7cowIHjCD4

I want to watch this

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

mycot posted:

Don't raccoons supposedly have an intimidation gesture that consists of standing on their hind legs and waving?

I believe you're thinking of these

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

what the gently caress posted:

what does a raccoon's fur feel like? is it all soft and silky or wiry and poo poo?

Armpit hair

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

whats up with the little rabbit guy in the background checking out his dick

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:



does this make you feel better

raccoons are natures version of the facebook angle

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bina posted:

You're a Trash Wizard, Melanie. :kimchi:

So is this all one raccoon named Melanie or just a tumblr/site called Melanie raccoon?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

McPantserton posted:

One raccoon named Melanie! If it's a picture/video of a raccoon doing a crazy trick or wearing an outfit, 99% of the time it's Melanie.

I can't imagine the horrors of living with the person who is constantly forcing a raccoon to dress up and ride bicycles

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

King of Solomon posted:

Incidentally, the person who owns Melanie also has three other raccoons and a dog.

All of which probably have insane self esteem issues since clearly Melanie is the favorite child. I bet Brad the cockerspaniel didn't get trained to ride a trike

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

lol

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:



hmmm

someone is on to me

http://isyourgirlfriendahorse.com/

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Thin Privilege posted:

"Racoon washes owner's socks."

"When the man got the racoon he had been planning on having to train him and get him comfortable with being in a [human] home--but the coon just went straight for the tub and starting doing the laundry. He seems to be really happy about it. He also gets along well with the other animals in the house: cat and ferret."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa6f-Jp41IU

Thanks for the idea, if never thought about looking those two animals up together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LOdEIcdHD8

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

A few years back, during a bad heatwave, I used to stick my cats in the open freezer to cool their feet. They'd perk up and I'd put them back down on the floor and we'd have to do the same thing all over again.

Funfact:

https://vine.co/v/iBAwTAtDtQ0

I didn't shoot this, but this is in my neighborhood. Weird.

Local ads are getting even weirder

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

corn in the bible posted:

Don't keep raccoons as pets.

The Melanie raccoon poo poo is definitely kind of gross

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Racoomba

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
When the hell were raccoons ever considered a normal enough food to send one as a gift, let alone to the president? I feel like that was meant as some sort of insult

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 21:05 on Dec 25, 2015

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

"One of the things we ask people to do is find a stick or a broom handle and gently touch the animal. Any self-respecting raccoon, you wouldn’t even be able to get close enough, but a raccoon with distemper will just go ‘huh’ and lay there"

Poking a wild animal with a stick sounds like pretty solid advice, thanks Toronto wildlife center

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

corn in the bible posted:

That's a bad loving thing don't feed wildlife like that gently caress

Yeah wouldn't that actually be illegal to do as a touring company?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Man I didn't even like ed edd and eddy and I recognized that plank immediately

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bina posted:

Charlie Day is taking this photo, isn't he?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDuujdinLv8

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mouse Dresser posted:

SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN' A BATH - IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE KNOCKING OVER YOUR TRASH CANS AND WAKING UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD




I don't think ive ever seen a raccoon this frigging excited about something that wasn't edible

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Reposting cause it's still my favorite raccoon related anything

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mouse Dresser posted:

Here is an actual for real photo of me at the cafe:



Who's the girl with you?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Wheany posted:

I don't think those animals "get" drinking.

Seriously wtf kind of technique is that

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Semisponge posted:

One for animals who need to keep an eye out at all times

I'll tell you what it is: it's poo poo, and those animals should feel ashamed

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

They don't even fit

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mouse Dresser posted:

Happy Valentine's Day!



Jeez get a dumpster

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mouse Dresser posted:

The hero that Canada deserves. :canada:

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2015/04/raccoon-toronto-crane-poop/

Raccoon Climbs 700 foot tall Toronto crane, poops at the top



quote:

If you thought Vancouver had the most rebellious raccoons in the country, you could be wrong.

Guess it shows what lack of knowledge I have about Canada and raccoons that I wasn't aware this was a stereotype

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

PK posted:

I always gently caress it up.

Bonus pic:


They also dabble in decorating.

Dabble is right, that's some wacky rear end balance of color

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Hoover Dam posted:

Whole different species of them, too: they're Crab-Eating Raccoons.

Woah they look like raccoon lemurs. That's sweet

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