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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 2nd Games of Note


The Islanders continue to scuffle as Columbus solidifies its position at their expense:


Detroit gets a huge win over the Bruins to climb within one point of the Isles:



Chicago moves back to 3 points up on the Avs with a Vasilevsky shutout:


The Wild are on life support after losing at home to the East leading Rangers:


Montreal misses a huge chance to gain ground on the Islanders, while the Capitals remain technically alive:


The Race: (suddenly the Oilers, Penguins, and Bruins are in danger too)



Schedules:













T-Bone fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Sep 6, 2015

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

The Sens Youth Scoring Committee going all the way this year.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
Any chance you could post stats for the Sharks - especially the goalies? They get cut off on every league leaders sheet you post because they're awful.

Also:

T-Bone posted:

April 2nd Games of Note


I think my new favorite thing about this sim is how well its simple visualization captures the post-goal euphoria of the scorers and utter dejection of the scorees.

e:

Didn't expect Loktionov to have a 20/20 season. And Yak with 40 goals? :stare:

Habibi fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Sep 6, 2015

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
This is all horseshit

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
Who knew Semin and Nash could possibly become a 1-2 in the scoring race?

I did. I knew.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Twin Cinema posted:

Who knew Semin and Nash could possibly become a 1-2 in the scoring race?

I did. I knew.

Ladies and gentlemen, your number one and two scorers: Dick and Semin

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

Habibi posted:

Any chance you could post stats for the Sharks - especially the goalies? They get cut off on every league leaders sheet you post because they're awful.

Also:


I think my new favorite thing about this sim is how well its simple visualization captures the post-goal euphoria of the scorers and utter dejection of the scorees.

e:

Didn't expect Loktionov to have a 20/20 season. And Yak with 40 goals? :stare:

I'll do all the team stats at the end of the regular season.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Hahahahahahah :wtf: Hedman.


Also, that Patches goal. :allears:

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 3rd

This one really hurts for the Avs:


The Blackhawks are starting to look safe after another win:


The Canadiens pick up a huge win to move one point out:

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 4th

The Bruins move into 5th with a big win over Toronto:


The Penguins help their cause and send the Blue Jackets back down to 8th:


The Battle of Alberta leaves the Oilers with another loss, but will the Avs take advantage?


You bet. The Avs are now one point out.



A tough loss for Detroit as they don't give Neuvy any help. The Wild are now four points out with a game in hand.


Especially as the Islanders finally stopped the bleeding.




e: I love how Letang goes flying over to the puck carrier rather than playing the pass on that 2 on 1. See the game is realistic guys.

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Sep 6, 2015

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
the jets will rise again

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Playoffs schmayoffs, the real finals are the McEichel lottery.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
literally the 2013-2014 Devils.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

tofes posted:

oh god I've created the 2013-14 Devils

T-Bone posted:

literally the 2013-2014 Devils.

:eng99:

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
we should totally do like a 3 or 4 round entry draft based on the standings

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
I can let you guys do the draft/a few offseason signings/trades/coach hirings if you'd like. The comp would have to rehire GMs but whatever.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
hows the mceichel race looking :ohdear:

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

fits posted:

hows the mceichel race looking :ohdear:

Winnipeg has your first round pick.

Verviticus
Mar 13, 2006

I'm just a total piece of shit and I'm not sure why I keep posting on this site. Christ, I have spent years with idiots giving me bad advice about online dating and haven't noticed that the thread I'm in selects for people that can't talk to people worth a damn.

T-Bone posted:

I can let you guys do the draft/a few offseason signings/trades/coach hirings if you'd like. The comp would have to rehire GMs but whatever.

if we do the draft i would enjoy being able to pick those picks that were taken from me by the devil

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

T-Bone posted:

Winnipeg has your first round pick.

wait why?

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
The sim imported draft picks rights from RL.

e: I could take control and change those picks though.

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Sep 7, 2015

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 5th

Detroit gets back on the horse.


Pittsburgh is close to clinching.


As is Chicago.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 6th

The Blue Jackets pick up a huge road win over the East leading Rangers.



The Wild fail to capitalize against the Jets.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That goal was Koekkoek.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 7th

The Coyotes clinch.


As do the Blackhawks.



The Avalanche pick up a huge shootout win and knock the Preds into 8th.



The Oilers April meltdown continues.


The Penguins continue the clinch parade.


The Red Wings lose what was pretty much a must win game against the cellar dwelling Canes.


And get more bad news with an Islanders win.


Playoff race going into the final four days of the regular season:

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Sep 8, 2015

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Final Draft Rankings





I'm going to change the first/second round picks back for trades that happened outside the scope of this sim (real life trades), but picks that changed hands during the year will stay put. I'm also going to take control of some bad AHL team to do some scouting reports.

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Sep 8, 2015

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
loving hell, the Canes? Really? :smith:

Verviticus
Mar 13, 2006

I'm just a total piece of shit and I'm not sure why I keep posting on this site. Christ, I have spent years with idiots giving me bad advice about online dating and haven't noticed that the thread I'm in selects for people that can't talk to people worth a damn.

T-Bone posted:

Final Draft Rankings





I'm going to change the first/second round picks back for trades that happened outside the scope of this sim (real life trades), but picks that changed hands during the year will stay put. I'm also going to take control of some bad AHL team to do some scouting reports.

this is a travesty + also means i think some of us just dont get to participate

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
tip: don't pick a team with jim benning in charge

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
I mean if you guys want I can give those picks back too, it seems in the spirit of the game imo tho. The comp is making other moves (doing certain lines, signing certain players, etc).

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





T-Bone posted:

I mean if you guys want I can give those picks back too, it seems in the spirit of the game imo tho. The comp is making other moves (doing certain lines, signing certain players, etc).

just let the computer draft? it's not like we're gonna sim enough seasons for our picks to matter except for maybe 3-4 people. also sucks if you run a team who traded enstrom for picks to lose the picks and not get back enstrom imo

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah just auto sim. This is better as a hands off watch your GM make your lovely team shittier thread

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



VJeff posted:

loving hell, the Canes? Really? :smith:

Bryan Bickell was due, jerk. Was that his first goal of the season?

Also I'm pretty sure that I drafted Pulkkinen for you in the 18th round or something.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

eXXon posted:

Bryan Bickell was due, jerk. Was that his first goal of the season?

Also I'm pretty sure that I drafted Pulkkinen for you in the 18th round or something.

Huh, I thought I picked Pulkky myself. But poo poo, if you did it, good job, he's the MVP on this crud team by far. :thumbsup:

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



VJeff posted:

Huh, I thought I picked Pulkky myself. But poo poo, if you did it, good job, he's the MVP on this crud team by far. :thumbsup:

I think you asked me to pick a prospect and a 4th liner and I picked Greening and Pulkkinen and I thought I was clever getting elite 4th liners Chris Kelly and Jesse Winchester for myself and welp.

On the plus side my brilliant Detroit prospect pick of Anthony Mantha in like the 10th round apparently had a nearly 30 goal rookie season so that's something. That's double what he managed in real life in the AHL.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
No big games on April 8th so

April 9th

The Avs win another big one, and are close to punching their ticket.



But the Oilers keep the pressure on with a two goal come from behind win in the last five minutes of regulation.


Detroit ties it up with .35 to go but can't complete the come back in OT. This eliminates the Red Wings and clinches a spot for the Isles.


There's only one race left going into the final day: Preds/Avs vs Oilers:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The streak. :smith:

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
Enough with this tomfoolery! Just let me know how many goals Semin has!

Verviticus
Mar 13, 2006

I'm just a total piece of shit and I'm not sure why I keep posting on this site. Christ, I have spent years with idiots giving me bad advice about online dating and haven't noticed that the thread I'm in selects for people that can't talk to people worth a damn.

tofes posted:

tip: don't pick a team with jim benning in charge

i didnt

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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Nothing important on April 10th so April 11th -- the last day of the season.

The Preds lose giving the Oilers a chance to sneak in.


Colorado clinches.


And the Oilers don't take advantage in Vancouver.



Final Standings



Team Stats








League Leaders







Playoffs





Team Stats/Injuries coming soon.

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Sep 12, 2015

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