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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Update: This thread is also about astute reasoning.



The space-time contiuum demands a new monstrosity.

Strictly no erotic fan-fiction is allowed to be posted.

And try to obey the temporal prime directive this time. By which I mean lets not talk about TOS.



shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Sep 22, 2015

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
only one place to shitpost

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
PÒÓP

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
how about that tos

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Nefarious posted:

how about that tos

God drat it you!

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
This thread is better than the other thread. gently caress that other thread. Let's have autistic internet nerd rivalries with them.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
whatever happened to this bullshit (the pics are like 12 years old or more now)






































































































































































































































tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

shadow puppet of a posted:

The space-time contiuum demands a new monstrosity.

Strictly no fan-fiction is allowed to be posted.

And try to obey the temporal prime directive this time. By which I mean lets not talk about TOS.





Good because I'm a third of the way through season 7 of ds9 and I'm pretty sure rom is about to step on a land mine pbuld (peace be upon lady di)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Maldoror posted:

whatever happened to this bullshit (the pics are like 12 years old or more now)








































































































































































































































fascinating, captain. ive concluded with a high degree of certainty, over 99.5%, that this person is a pedophile

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

star trek

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
hoo baby im gay

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


The stuff of real estate agent nightmares.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
You probably didn't need to post each picture like seven times.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
pedo honey pot

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


In here Parrises squares is played 5 on 5 with a strict cap on the number of Bolians per team.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

tactlessbastard posted:

Good because I'm a third of the way through season 7 of ds9 and I'm pretty sure rom is about to step on a land mine pbuld (peace be upon lady di)

Whoa just look how wrong I was

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

TEAYCHES posted:

fascinating, captain. ive concluded with a high degree of certainty, over 99.5%, that this person is a pedophile

also he's only a lt cmdr in his own fantasy

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive

shadow puppet of a posted:

In here Parrises squares is played 5 on 5 with a strict cap on the number of Bolians per team.

remember when Bolians were just Space Indians for a couple seasons of tng and ate crazy weird food and were all menial service industry workers then at some point someone went Hmmmmmmm Might This Be Kinda Racist

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
that's a very neat home, and it must be fun to live in a place where you don't have to close your eyes when you want to pretend its the future. i always have to close my eyes for imagining futures so being able to look at/touch things and say "yes this is a future" must be quite exhilarating.



the man is almost certainly a predator of children though and i bet the future he imagines is much grosser than the ones in my mind. i would be pretending to fly my toilet right through a planets rings like that neato voyager opening credits shot and this jerk is just pretending to holotouch a holokid's holoprivate parts. it makes me so sad. he doesn't deserve it.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
that episode where gul dukat hacks into ds9's FaceTime thing just to wake up kira on her birthday and say "hey you happy birthday kiddo oh and i hosed your mom peace" was good, you guys remember that one? gul dukat was great. big fan, tremendous fan. love him.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

gul dukat did nothing wrong

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Gul Dukat is a good, reasonable man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5fIqJZsQlU

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


He tried his best to follow the teachings of Greus, the Cardassian Jesus.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Literally gone insane Gull Dukat is almost as good as Klingon Pirate Gull Dukat.

Also you plebs are spelling Gull wrong.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

TEAYCHES posted:

gul dukat did nothing wrong

not only that, he did everything right

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive

TEAYCHES posted:

gul dukat did nothing wrong

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Why would anyone think kira was hot she looks like a 14 year old boy

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

Why would anyone think kira was hot she looks like a 14 year old boy

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


the bajorans are a case of "how little of our costume/makeup resources can we use to make a new race of aliens"

meanwhile the guy who played quark had to get up at 5am and spend 6 hours in the makeup chair.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Gatekeeper posted:

that episode where gul dukat hacks into ds9's FaceTime thing just to wake up kira on her birthday and say "hey you happy birthday kiddo oh and i hosed your mom peace" was good, you guys remember that one? gul dukat was great. big fan, tremendous fan. love him.

Gul Dukat was the best for this and many other reasons, such as becoming a space pirate with his own personal Klingon Bird of Prey

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

yeah keep posting that you're gonna go far kid

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
:gas:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ChiralCondensate posted:

yeah keep posting that you're gonna go far kid

drat you're a miserable oval office

Rynder
Mar 26, 2009
Federation ships don't have toilets but what about other races? Are Cardassian toilets shaped like bajoran workers? Do ferengis poop out of their ears?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Wasn't it the Bolians that were serial toilet cloggers?

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

shadow puppet of a posted:

And try to obey the temporal prime directive this time. By which I mean lets not talk about TOS.

Why not? That's loving dumb.

Rynder
Mar 26, 2009
TOS is boring and is behind voyager in any serious rankings.

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ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Maldoror posted:

whatever happened to this bullshit (the pics are like 12 years old or more now)








































































































































































































































Same.

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