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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shima Honnou posted:

gently caress it, I'm ready to give up the next 3 years of my life for this PPV.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I have a literal box of beers in the fridge, I'm going to watch this like the wrestletrash I am, slowly getting drunker and angrier as this monster show goes on.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Fight him Kevin

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
This angle is so patronizing I don't know how they thought it would be good

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shima Honnou posted:

Norman Smiley personally trained Brie Bella, Tamina, and Naomi, and we should recognize him for this goodness.

This man is an accessory to murder?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Team Bella And Their Friend

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha the rear end block is a legit move they're pushing

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shima Honnou posted:

No seriously is Becky deaf because I don't know how anyone can talk like that otherwise. If she's deaf that's fine my job is mostly writing closed captioning for the hearing impaired anyway.

Like, not trying to be a dick, I think she legit has a problem. Not like mental handicap but some kinda speech issue?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Needs More Ditka posted:

SHE CALLS THAT THE REAR VIEW TATUM GIRLPARTS

I FORGOT IT'S A REAL MOVE ALREADY OH MY GOD

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Desumaytah posted:

I think I'm coming around to Byron as the personality of a scared toddler in a man's body who has a microphone.

lovely coward announcers can be fun, if his thing is gonna be talking poo poo and getting scared by the tough guy of the week that can be fun.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

abraham linksys posted:

It's so weird seeing this arena on TV after I was there yesterday

during the preshow, I would like to get my favorite digression out of the way early: what're you eating and drinking tonight??

I am eating a grilled chicken salad (ranch dressing because I have the palate of a child), and I just went out and bought a six-pack of Sixpoint Bengali (I was going to get the Crisp but it was sold out at literally 3 different stores, what the hell)

A box of assorted homebrew beers and reheated leftovers. Roll me in my trash tomb I've created and slide me into the sea when this PPV is over

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The Bellas talk like those 'We're pornstars' SNL skits, you know the ones with them playing fake pornstars selling some kinda dumb gaudy thing for 'class'?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

rapfan90 posted:

Sorry to be a drive by pain in the rear end, but I got a couple questions. I have no idea who most of these wrestlers are, is this card worth watching? I mean I know to write off the women's match and IC 3 way, but what about the rest? Are there any stewart segments more recent than Seth's appearance on the daily show 3 weeks ago, and is there anything to the hosting duties other than a run in?

It's such a huge show with enough legit talent in it that odds are at least a couple matches will be good but no this is gonna probably be a super sized trash fire and we're gonna suffer together like real fans.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Desumaytah posted:

I don't know if I want New Day or the PTP to win :ohdear:

There's no wrong answer tbh.

But New Day is the right answer.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dexo posted:

If this is a bigger event than Wrestlemania, are we gonna get bitching entrances.

Taker probably but nah this is a rung under WM in the WWE ladder of PPVs so I doubt there'll be a ton of elaborate new stuff.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The_Rob posted:

I wish they made the stage look like a beach like WCW did with bash at the beach.

I miss a lot of stuff WCW did for their PPVs

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"You know who's 100%? THE MIZ" ~ A thing a man actually said once apparently

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

AfroLine posted:

I wish they would use Halloween Havok

WWE give us Halloween Havok and I'll forgive literally everything else.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dexo posted:

But, They told me this card was too big for Wrestlemania.

Dexo, you're a big boy, it's time you learned the truth.

That was a lie, this is all lies, we sit on a throne of lies.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Wait remind me why Seamus has to murder Randy to be able to cash the MitB in?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I think this match will decide who is the best wrestler, as all matches do in this, the WWE, thank you good bye.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yes those upstarts, Williams and Rousey, good thing they only just begun their careers or this would look so behind the times it's absurd!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea it's almost like those women YESTERDAY were loving excellent wrestlers or something.

Oh well here's the Bellas and a lady who uses her rear end as a weapon, YOU'RE WELCUM LADIES

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dexo posted:

In fairness to Nikki and Naomi. Plenty of men have had rear end based movesets before.


And Nikki Bella is actually pretty good in ring. And Alicia Fox has always had potential.

Yea but with Mr rear end and all it was always a light hearted thing and made the butt (HA I am witty) of the joke. The Rear View is just a lady jumping up and hitting her rear end into someone's face. If they went full on Naomi rear end The rear end Lady or whatever that'd probably be funny but then saying that remember when they made Beth Phoenix's gimmick that she farted a lot, so nevermind actually.

I will say yea, Fox and Nikki are decent, there's talent there for sure but this angle is such a clusterfuck no one is getting to shine so damned if the crowd is getting to see any of it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Amell is fantastic and I'm actually pretty into this dumb angle. It's an entertaining use of a celeb guest.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shima Honnou posted:

Neville's ears are almost as big as Amell's head.

He's a strange shaped man

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Hammerstein posted:

I used to like Ziggler, but he has been booked to badly that I hope Rusev murders him tonight.

I still like Ziggler and this is true for me too.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Zyla posted:

is it being cut entirely or they did find room in the FOUR loving HOURS

Moved I think

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Baltazar Robotnik posted:

where the gently caress is the champ

I think he's over there somewhere?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Why can't Lana leave poor Rusev alone already?

HE JUST WANTS TO MOVE ON WITH HIS LIFE YOSHIMITSU

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I hope Lesnar beats Undertaker cleanly and objectively again just so I can harvest more tears

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

bartok posted:

Who will have the slam of the summer?

Why, we do, the audience, we're the true slam-boys

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

cronox2 posted:

Also the lighting. I don't care what Meltzer says, the way they blacked out everything but the ring in every Takeover match was awesome.

Meltzer didn't like that? Pft, lame, that was great.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Aaaaah Mick!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Mick Foley is excellent

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm glad they cut New Day for this

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Holy poo poo is it actually starting???

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Let's get this over with

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
New Day is the best

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Praise the sun

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