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precision

by VideoGames
cool thanks i'll keep that in mind if it ever comes up again in my life

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Miss Psychosis

GEExCEE posted:

*pacing nervously, forehead visibly damp* think, damnit, THINK! where am I gonna find a picture of a drat dick?!

BYOB

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

precision posted:

i'm no expert on rear end sex but do you really want it to be a wet rear end in a top hat?

well it is now that I'm thinking of steamy dick pics flooding my inbox

GEExCEE


I freakin wish

fuck. marry. t-rex

All the boys talk a big game but I haven't seen a single dick yet a single ripe member a single engorged cock

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
post the penis

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

All the boys talk a big game but I haven't seen a single dick yet a single ripe member a single engorged cock

You're obviously doing it wrong because there's a log flume of engorged dongs flowing through my inbox like I'm the busiest sawmill in all of Maine

fuck. marry. t-rex

Wacky internet irony troll: I love to post my dick and gently caress dogs and harass women. Here's some goatse and here's my hairy penis.

Me: Ok, let's see it. Let's see all that.

Troll: *suddenly shy and 'beta'*

devil

Spanish Manlove posted:

You're obviously doing it wrong because there's a log flume of engorged dongs flowing through my inbox like I'm the busiest sawmill in all of Maine

theyre talking about somethingawful, not grindr

on spec

precision posted:

i'm no expert on rear end sex but do you really want it to be a wet rear end in a top hat?
dont sign you posts

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on spec

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

All the boys talk a big game but I haven't seen a single dick yet a single ripe member a single engorged cock

dont sign your posts

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on spec

Spanish Manlove posted:

I'm willing look at and say nice things about your pizza for dick

dont sign your posts

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on spec

bog pixie posted:

i only flirt with mods and admins

dont sign your posts

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tao of lmao

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Wacky internet irony troll: I love to post my dick and gently caress dogs and harass women. Here's some goatse and here's my hairy penis.

Me: Ok, let's see it. Let's see all that.

Troll: *suddenly shy and 'beta'*

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Wacky internet irony troll: I love to post my dick and gently caress dogs and harass women. Here's some goatse and here's my hairy penis.

Me: Ok, let's see it. Let's see all that.

Troll: *suddenly shy and 'beta'*

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
STOP PM'ING ME IM TAKEN

Piso Mojado

I've pm'd 16 byob posters a piece of a 4x4 grid that when pieced together will show everyone what the true byob dick looks like.

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Piso Mojado posted:

I've pm'd 16 byob posters a piece of a 4x4 grid that when pieced together will show everyone what the true byob dick looks like.

that one you built introve?

dogcrash truther

Piso Mojado posted:

I've pm'd 16 byob posters a piece of a 4x4 grid that when pieced together will show everyone what the true byob dick looks like.

the byob quilt

ulvir

Piso Mojado posted:

I've pm'd 16 byob posters a piece of a 4x4 grid that when pieced together will show everyone what the true byob dick looks like.

that's cool and all, but you can't really see much on something that's 16mm2

can you just not

raspy
nobody ever flirts with me in my PMs despite how beautiful and cool I am

I'm an rear end in a top hat who you shouldn't respond to, period.


precision

by VideoGames
a goon girl flirted with me once. it was alright. solid b plus experience. I'm too beta to ever cheat though. sorry cute goon girl, maybe in another life when we are both cats

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
if any1 wants 2 cyber pm me :D

pogi

alfred... posted:

if any1 wants 2 cyber pm me :D

Hey there

devil

Bwee posted:

Hey dave

hey

precision

by VideoGames

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Wacky internet irony troll: I love to post my dick and gently caress dogs and harass women. Here's some goatse and here's my hairy penis.

Me: Ok, let's see it. Let's see all that.

Troll: *suddenly shy and 'beta'*

:yeah:

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Bwee

Hey

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


only girls are allowed to post their dicks in BYOB

precision

by VideoGames

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

only girls are allowed to post their dicks in BYOB

:frogon:

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Lil Cunty


it was just once and it was for a prize


ty crap

ty landy

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

I.N.R.I posted:

I bought you this online game on Steam so we can play together daily and hopefully progress our relationship to the point where we occasionaly send eachother photos of our aroused pussies and weiners with the camera flash left on so they look really wet and greasy in the pictures

Lol

fuck. marry. t-rex

I.N.R.I posted:

I bought you this online game on Steam so we can play together daily and hopefully progress our relationship to the point where we occasionaly send eachother photos of our aroused pussies and weiners with the camera flash left on so they look really wet and greasy in the pictures

Lol also by the way what's your steam wishlist haha? for real tho?

Activeellis

heyyyyyy aha..

Senior Management



Sup?*





*Just powerflirted with everyone this thread

:jerry:

Senior Management



also I am pretty sure it is against forum rules to post your own dick. Ralp does not want to see it and will ban you. But I think it might be legal for you to post each other's dicks. I don't recommend it though.

:jerry:

precision

by VideoGames
posting someone else's dick seems unsanitary

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precision

by VideoGames
but i hear that in Austria, that's how they say "hello"

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Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


I don't have PMs so I might be missing out

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Who Is Paul Blart
please post your dicks

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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

Professor Tomtom posted:

please post your dicks

Check your inbox ;)

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