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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Guy that used to work at my office handed out Swisher Sweets when his daughter was born.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

A misanthrope posted:

naming kids Brayden, Jaxson, Jaydien, Janeice, Raelyn, Syndee, Anden, JaLene, Krystyn, etc.

Hunter, Cody, Randy

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

A misanthrope posted:

naming kids Brayden, Jaxson, Jaydien, Janeice, Raelyn, Syndee, Anden, JaLene, Krystyn, etc.

naming all your children starting with the same letter

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
that mildew smell

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
"trig"

"piper"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

spacemang_spliff posted:

naming all your children starting with the same letter

I know a family that did this Kim, Kelly, Kevin....I poo poo you not.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

raising your family in a one-story house

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Mad Monk posted:

I know a family that did this Kim, Kelly, Kevin....I poo poo you not.

same but with I

Isiah, Israel, they ran out pretty fast.

and then there are the Duggars

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

paying 10 dollars for an internet forum

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
you have a show on TLC

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Pantry is full of crap, so you have to store your potato chips in the broken oven.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
making GBS threads and pissing into the toilet

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i mean non white trash do that too but still

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Arian_Samurai posted:

Pantry is full of crap, so you have to store your potato chips in the broken oven.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Arian_Samurai posted:

Pantry is full of crap, so you have to store your potato chips in the broken oven.

m'larder

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

And moon pies

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Arian_Samurai posted:

And moon pies

Dude, the promise of a moon pie chased by an RC Cola is pretty much the only reason I can justify visiting relatives in Georgia anymore

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Booblord Zagats posted:

Dude, the promise of a moon pie chased by an RC Cola is pretty much the only reason I can justify visiting relatives in Georgia anymore

I tried some rc cola last time I was back




it's terrible. loving Shasta or no name cola is better

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

duckfarts posted:

I tried some rc cola last time I was back




it's terrible. loving Shasta or no name cola is better

Was it out of the soda fountain with ice? Because that poo poo is awful any other way

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Booblord Zagats posted:

Was it out of the soda fountain with ice? Because that poo poo is awful any other way

no, and you have a point



and holy poo poo where are you that serves rc cola from a fountain

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

duckfarts posted:

no, and you have a point



and holy poo poo where are you that serves rc cola from a fountain

They don;t where I live. But my family is in deep-swamp Georgia, and they do

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

I have never in my 30+ years of life seen a white person working at a post office. I'm pretty sure the postal handbook says you have to hire melanoids only.

behold:


my mom worked for the post office for like 35 yrs.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Torquemada posted:

James Ellroy is white trash? poo poo.

i just finished cold six thousand shut up

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

Hell Yeah posted:

behold:


my mom worked for the post office for like 35 yrs.

your mom has a sick beard

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's really more of a sick goattee.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Either 24 oz silos of Keystone Light or grenades of Mickey's

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
BYB "designer dogs"

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

duckfarts posted:

and holy poo poo where are you that serves rc cola from a fountain

They used to serve it at Po' Boys in Utah (back when they were still skittish around caffeine). It was the best goddamn cola I ever had.. like 30 years ago holy poo poo im old :(

I got downvoted for calling some lame chocolate covered marshmallow treat a 'lesser moon pie made of 100% styrofoam' :keke:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


wearing hunting camo when not hunting

making sure you wear hunting camo all the loving time

being middle aged and wearing a visor with spiked hair

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Referring to the beers you drink while driving as "road sodas"

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Lifting your truck but not actually putting large enough tires on it to get any kind of ground clearance

chaining dogs in your front yard / the dirt patch in front of your house

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Wearing NIN shirts

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
Any item (blanket, shirt, dinnerware) with a pot leaf or alcoholic beverage branding on it.

Driving motorised vehicles in mud

Pocket Knives

Sleeveless flannel shirts

Obesity

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

I knew a kid in middle school whose like entire wardrobe consisted of Big Dog shirts and a couple of slipknot hoodies. I guarantee that guy is a juggalo now.


I think I qualify as white trash ITT :negative:
Also, I know a bunch of people who get drunk at the Moose Lodge even though they're like my age (25-35 range), and I think that's weird as hell. I peg the Moose Lodge demographic as like 45 year-old non-gangster motorcycle enthusiasts and single women who are really into football.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-luG_g7y6vU

hopes
Apr 29, 2013

Arian_Samurai posted:

No no, you're thinking of Black & Milds
I love 'em! I'm White fag.

hopes
Apr 29, 2013

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Miracle Whip-Based Recipes


Wrong. Duke's mayo is still huge in the deep South.

naem
May 29, 2011

Everyone has one or two secret trash qualities that's why it's so fun to mock

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
korn

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

plastic flamingos

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