How many points? ALL OF THE POINTS! (2015)

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Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

CURRENT DRAFT TIME: Tue Sep 8 7:00pm EDT :siren:

We are back with 8 teams from last year and 2 slots open for new GMs! Congrats to last year's champ Ishin and his team BGIBubblicious.

What is this league? Here's my updated OP from last year:

quote:

Hey y'all, I've activated the ~~second~~ THIRD year of my dumb fantasy football league based around the idea that points are good and fun so let's all get more points and be happy friends forever. This is the kind of league that will generate weekly scorelines of 174.98-131.96. Scoring over 200 points is not only possible but happened twice in the playoffs alone. We currently have ~~five~~ EIGHT players from last season on board but no movement from the other ~~five~~ TWO so I've decided to open up entry to new goonsires.

Positions: QB, QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/R/T, IDP, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN

Gimmick: big play bonuses, big game bonuses, big fuckup penalties, all xtreme 90s all the time.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/allofthepoints

Scoring:

Link to last year's thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3658079

Akbar fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Aug 25, 2015

# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:29

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:33

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Post your team names!

In as Jed York Voodoo Doll

code:

Akbar - Jed York Voodoo Doll (commissioner)
Jerome Agricola - Bortoises
Dubious - 4 Finger Death Punch 
jabro - Will Fantasy4Points
Vogon Poet - Factory of Sadness
cheese - SUGAR WATER PURPLE
The SituAsian - Eat Dirt
ganthony - Hotpocket Presence
Ishin - BGI Back2Back
Yoshifan823 - Packer Attacker

Akbar fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Sep 7, 2015

# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:30

Jerome Agricola: Apr 11, 2010; Seriously,

who dat?

In as Bortoises. Team name subject to change though to remain relevant. Meaning as soon as I come up with something.

Current draft date seems fine for me at the moment. I won't be able to make it anytime between 9/1 - 9/6.

# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:43

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

In as 4 Finger Death Punch

# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:52

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; Can't post for 5 hours!

I want a 2 QB league. In as Will Fantasy4Points.

# ? Aug 24, 2015 21:32

Vogon Poet: Jun 18, 2004; Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Back in as Factory of Sadness.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 00:09

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

In as SUGAR WATER PURPLE.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 00:16

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Back to Eat Dirt. My work money league drafts at 7:30 (central) but worst comes worst I'll just bail on this after 10 or so rounds.

The SituAsian fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Aug 25, 2015

# ? Aug 25, 2015 00:24

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

The SituAsian posted:

Back to Eat Dirt. My work money league drafts at 7:30 (central) but worst comes worst I'll just bail on this after 10 or so rounds.

I don't think with 10 teams we'll go that long. I think you should be fine.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 03:17

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Is this the same wacky league I was in a couple years back? Is there still space?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 04:00

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

JPrime posted:

Is this the same wacky league I was in a couple years back? Is there still space?

Like Australia, we're full. If someone drops out though, I'll let you know.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 06:25

LBJs Jumbo Dick: May 6, 2007; Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!

In as Hot pocket Presence.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 14:39

Ishin: Dec 31, 2008; ~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

BGI Back2Back is here to go........... Back to back...?

# ? Aug 26, 2015 02:22

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Draft time or scoring notes?

# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:54

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I'm in back from last year as Packer Attacker.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 02:43

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Reminder all that the draft is set for tomorrow at 7pm EDT. I've generated the random draft order as follows:

1. Will Fantasy...
2. AbdullahOblo...
3. Packer Attacker
4. BGI Back2Back
5. Bortoises
6. SUGAR WATER ...
7. 4 Finger Dea...
8. Factory of S...
9. Hotpocket Pr...
10. Jed York Voo...

# ? Sep 7, 2015 21:57

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; Can't post for 5 hours!

I am really not liking that draft position.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 19:54

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

jabro posted:

I am really not liking that draft position.

yeah well 10's not a hot spot either

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:01

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

I won't be able to make the draft, I'm suddenly having to find a new place to live and looking at an apartment at 530PST.

good luck auto team

# ? Sep 8, 2015 20:04

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Alright good draft y'all. Many times I had no idea what to do.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 01:14

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; Can't post for 5 hours!

I missed the first 3 rounds because basic math is hard but I think I recovered nicely.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 01:24

Jerome Agricola: Apr 11, 2010; Seriously,

who dat?

I hate drafting in the middle. I think it was the same raw deal for me last year. Then again, it went pretty well in the end, champion but for the lack of Watt.

Anyway, Yahoo gave me a C+ on the draft. How bout you lot?

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:18

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

loving lol it autodrafted me RG3 and Carson Palmer

pencil me in for 10/10 boys

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:32

Vogon Poet: Jun 18, 2004; Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Jerome Agricola posted:

Anyway, Yahoo gave me a C+ on the draft. How bout you lot?

It thinks I will be the best team in the league. As I recall it also thought that last year. It was very wrong last year.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:49

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Dubious posted:

loving lol it autodrafted me RG3 and Carson Palmer

pencil me in for 10/10 boys

carson palmer is probably a beast in this league for as many games as he'll play. hit that drew stanton button.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 02:01

Jerome Agricola: Apr 11, 2010; Seriously,

who dat?

I may have a mariota for sale...

# ? Sep 13, 2015 22:56

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Who got all of the points? I got all of the points. 226.36 is the new season high, fellas.

# ? Sep 15, 2015 19:20

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

This league: When 175 points feels just "ok".

# ? Sep 16, 2015 01:43

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

cheese posted:

This league: When 175 points feels just "ok".

Yeah, I was really disappointed with my 180, mostly because Teddy Bridgewater is lame.

# ? Sep 16, 2015 04:42

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; Can't post for 5 hours!

David Johnson - MVP

# ? Sep 20, 2015 18:54

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

jabro posted:

David Johnson - MVP

I love this league, because I can say "I'm starting Ted Ginn Jr." and he'll actually help me.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 22:59

LBJs Jumbo Dick: May 6, 2007; Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!

Ha-ha. Romo, Bryant and Coleman, all hosed. Good season so far. Jesus.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 00:01

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Dropped 80 points between weeks 1 and 2. Maybe I am real bad at this game! Of course, Justin Houston goes ham the week Watt looks mortal (for Watt).

# ? Sep 21, 2015 20:24

Vogon Poet: Jun 18, 2004; Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

I have both A.J. Green and Steve Smith Sr. :smug:

# ? Sep 28, 2015 04:39

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

lol i'm going 3-0 and i started colin kaepernick

# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:06

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Dubious posted:

lol i'm going 3-0 and i started colin kaepernick

my own drat fault for sitting Sproles and Ingram smh

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:13

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Julio Jones outscored all 3 of the QBs on my roster by about 10 points - anyone wanna trade SUGAR WATER PURPLE?

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:15

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

This league is stupid and all fantasy sports should be banned.

# ? Sep 29, 2015 01:27

Jerome Agricola: Apr 11, 2010; Seriously,

who dat?

cheese posted:

Julio Jones outscored all 3 of the QBs on my roster by about 10 points - anyone wanna trade SUGAR WATER PURPLE?

I have this one Drew Brees on the trading block...

# ? Sep 29, 2015 10:44

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:33

Jerome Agricola: Apr 11, 2010; Seriously,

who dat?

Jerome Agricola posted:

I have this one Drew Brees on the trading block...

Seriously tho, I'll entertain any offer. And accept a reasonable one.

# ? Sep 30, 2015 01:59

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