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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011







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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mario Mystery 1: What was broken beneath the bologna sandwiches?

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Zuh??? Move this to LP??? Sil vous plait??

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
These books had hosed up bad endings.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

tl loving dr

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Doctor Goat posted:

These books had hosed up bad endings.
This is why Mario needs your help.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Go find your bro Luigi. That's kind of like getting a 1-Up, so you shouldn't need supplies.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

Zuh??? Move this to LP??? Sil vous plait??

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SunAndSpring posted:

Go find your bro Luigi. That's kind of like getting a 1-Up, so you shouldn't need supplies.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
this is creepy

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

ih ad these books as a kid so i won't spoil it but ganbatte

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

ITS NOT LUIGI

Go to the mushroom kingdom.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

that impostor has his Luigi impression down

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

He should go outside with Luigi, I wanna see where this goes.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Inventing a flying machine? I guess Luigi's been listening to a lot of Neutral Milk Hotel lately. Leave this hipster behind.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Evil Eagle posted:

ITS NOT LUIGI

Go to the mushroom kingdom.






FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mario Mystery 2: If the real Luigi did not sleep 17 hours a day, could he also invent a flying machine?

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mario Mystery 2: If the real Luigi did not sleep 17 hours a day, could he also invent a flying machine?

I'm pretty sure he just stole it from Da Vinci and didn't return it during Mario Is Missing.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Shyguys almost always travel alone.

skull wall
Jul 29, 2012

metal boxes are ominous, I'd head to the royal palace if I were you

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
I'd say go for the metal boxes because you might find a Metal Cap power-up in there but I think this predates Super Mario 64, so nevermind.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

The Sacco and Vanzetti of Shy Guys

Mush Man
Jun 25, 2010

Nintendo announces Frolf means Frog Golf.
Oven Wrangler
Peach said to come to the castle, so I guess go there.

But what is the solution to the first puzzle?

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mario Mystery 2: If the real Luigi did not sleep 17 hours a day, could he also invent a flying machine?

luigi can do anything if he puts his mind to it

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

go to palace mario

i hope luigi is ok that was fuckin uncanny and creepy

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Puffprod Twin Peaks

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

skull wall posted:

metal boxes are ominous, I'd head to the royal palace if I were you


Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

What's happened to (jerkins?!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Aston posted:

What's happened to (jerkins?!
His body lies, broken, beneath a pile of bologna sandwiches. We have solved Mario Mystery 1.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

sharrrk posted:

luigi can do anything if he puts his mind to it

I want a paper Mario spinoff game that tells the story of all the rad stuff luigi did on the side during thousand year door

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
You already hosed up let's player, the drat first page told you to take your coin and magnifying glass and go to page 96

Mush Man
Jun 25, 2010

Nintendo announces Frolf means Frog Golf.
Oven Wrangler

John Quixote posted:

You already hosed up let's player, the drat first page told you to take your coin and magnifying glass and go to page 96

I did this with one of the Zelda game books. Those exact instructions actually appear somewhere else in there. It's the book version of Warp Zone.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

OP the last update ended on a page without a choice, poor form tsk tsk

Loved these books though, carry on

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

loquacius posted:

OP the last update ended on a page without a choice, poor form tsk tsk

Loved these books though, carry on
I didn't notice that.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mario Mystery 2: If the real Luigi did not sleep 17 hours a day, could he also invent a flying machine?

"Nothing's impossible. You just gotta believe..." - Luigi Mario

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011









Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i like the lovely mushroom page thing

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

loving Wooster.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

I can't get more than 19 coins no matter which shy guys I erase.

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Evil Eagle posted:

I can't get more than 19 coins no matter which shy guys I erase.

you can erase the markings but the memories still remain

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