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dogcrash truther
the coffee number is 8

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


my coffee number is 32, which is also my sleep number

BeanBandit

Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
i'm enjoying a nice 8 right now

fuck. marry. t-rex

14 8 8

fuck. marry. t-rex


This was a bad joke I'm going to think up a better one and come back

google THIS

I always have two cups of coffee at two in the afternoon

1488

google THIS


well gently caress you obviously had your 88 before I did

google THIS

imo though the coffee number should reflect an early time to get up in the morning like 630 or 545

google THIS

545 #brewit :coffeepal:

fuck. marry. t-rex

I think it should be 5 like a little circle with steam coming out, but culture already determined it's 8 and I can't change that

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


google THIS posted:

imo though the coffee number should reflect an early time to get up in the morning like 630 or 545

yeah, but, like, I wake up at 5:30, but I don't have my coffee until I get to work at 7:00

alnilam

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

I think it should be 5 like a little circle with steam coming out, but culture already determined it's 8 and I can't change that

similarly the weed number should be 7, rather than 69, cause a 7 upside looks like a j with some smoke coming out... but who am i to argue with tradition

alnilam

8 rn lol :coffeepal:

alnilam

my aim away message says "8 ;)"

google THIS

8 looks a little like a sideways mug with a really big handle

8~

fuck. marry. t-rex

alnilam posted:

similarly the weed number should be 7, rather than 69

Remind me to smoke weed w/ you

FartGhost

gonna drink 8 cups of coffee to celebrate this breakthrough

dogcrash truther
I heard that the 8 was a guy's eyes, wide open from the coffee, but snopes says that not really where it came from

Lil Cunty


google THIS posted:

8 looks a little like a sideways mug with a really big handle

8~

that looks like balls with a tiny wiggly peener :colbert:


ty crap

ty landy

dogcrash truther
notice that the * is on the 8, and thats why they calle dit starbucks

alnilam

dogcrash truther posted:

notice that the * is on the 8, and thats why they calle dit starbucks

:aaaaa:

Lil Cunty


just told my coworkers I was 8ing and they were like "oh what are you eating" and I was like "nothing at all I'm EIGHTING, you know" *mimes drinking out of a coffee cup while coworkers look on nervously*


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty


also I don't have coworkers that was just a conversation I had with my dog


ty crap

ty landy

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


My coffee number is now 0 and I am vry sad

dogcrash truther
http://www.eightoclock.com/

Lil Cunty


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My coffee number is now 0 and I am vry sad

add another 0 under that 0 and it will be an 8


ty crap

ty landy

fuck. marry. t-rex

Lil Cunty posted:

also I don't have coworkers that was just a conversation I had with my dog

Don't 8 out your dog, they can't handle the brain effects

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



http://www.chockfullonuts.com/

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Lil Cunty posted:

also I don't have coworkers that was just a conversation I had with my dog

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Qwerinty

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i always thought it was 9, because of :9 looking like you're staring at something tasty

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not in comic sans apparentlly

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
it's ironic because it sounds like "ate" which is just silly in reference to drinking coffee

this is so british

Rahgozar

8 is a good number because you can say "I h8 mondays!" and "today will be a gr8 day!"

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
blimey mate my shrimp fell of me barbie and a dingo ate me baby but at least I have my 8

Full-Bodied Flavor

Luvcow posted:

it's ironic because it sounds like "ate" which is just silly in reference to drinking coffee

this is so british

in britain we call coffee wakey wakey eighty eighty.

Macnult

Good idea for a first date: go out for a cup of 8.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


7 ate 9

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
it's The Coffee Month. :coffeepal:

~sig~

fuck. marry. t-rex

I like to signal to my friends how many cups of coffee I've had with this code

I'll be like 18 for my first

28 for my second etc :wink:

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

I like to signal to my friends how many cups of coffee I've had with this code

I'll be like 18 for my first

28 for my second etc :wink:

lol

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