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lol who the gently caress gets two billion dollars and leaves their friends hanging in the grind
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he never really had friends
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Sep 1, 2015 17:52
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but what if theyre only friends BECAUSE OF THE MONEYYYYYYYY???????? instead i will only hang out with my pre-money friends what do you mean you need to go to work im so alon
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Sep 1, 2015 17:54
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if I made a lot of money idk if I would give it to my friends. idk why though. some strange form of honor.
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Sep 1, 2015 18:28
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Cat Face Joe posted:lol who the gently caress gets two billion dollars and leaves their friends hanging in the grind I mean, yeah, that's the other thing. even if they'd feel weird just taking your money, find out what they've always wanted to do and do it with them. if they want to run a restaurant, buy a restaurant and put them in charge. like wtf. it isn't that hard
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Sep 1, 2015 18:28
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BONGHITZ posted:if I made a lot of money idk if I would give it to my friends. idk why though. some strange form of honor. i wouldn't give my friends money if i only had like 5 million, but notch can literally spend 25 million a year for the next 50 years he should be recreating entourage his friends
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Sep 1, 2015 18:38
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thinking about it if my friend made a billi I wouldn't want them to just deposit a few mill in my checking account or hire me to drive them around, I'd want them to produce some sort of creative project of mine
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Sep 1, 2015 18:46
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what a waste. all your endeavors are trash and will cost me money.
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Sep 1, 2015 18:48
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imagine the malaise of having the funds to do anything but zero ideas or desire to do any of them
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Sep 1, 2015 18:53
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if notch is looking to start a theatre company, well, im available to manage it.
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Sep 1, 2015 18:54
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notch, if youre reading this, i dont have a resume. but ive been producing theatre for years. please, text me.
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Sep 1, 2015 18:55
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hes playing metal gear solid five the phantom pain of loneliness right now sorry
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Sep 1, 2015 18:56
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if i were notch shitass pet fuckers would be a real thing
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Sep 1, 2015 18:58
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notch was going to give a lot of cash for psychonauts 2 or something like that, what happened?
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Sep 1, 2015 18:58
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then he got high then he got high then he got hieigh
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Sep 1, 2015 19:03
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Smythe posted:if notch is looking to start a theatre company, well, im available to manage it. lol
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Sep 1, 2015 19:35
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change is change and trauma comes from positive change since all change necessarily involves a loss. not unsurprising, i'm quite sure he'll get over it if he can avoid becoming the thing he hatesa, he'll likely be justr peachy. northern europe isn't well adjusted to extreme wealth what with their japanese like jante laven/the nail that sticks out gets hit thing, but, being a progressive bunch, i'm sure it wont be a big problem
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Sep 1, 2015 19:59
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url posted:change is change and trauma comes from positive change since all change necessarily involves a loss. wtf are you even saying
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Sep 1, 2015 20:01
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durrr jante law *buys 70 million dollar mansion in beverly hills*
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Sep 1, 2015 20:02
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pram posted:wtf are you even saying :/ change, even positive change can be painful to a degree. northern europe is contradictory in that it's "don't stand out" mentality can isolate the sucessful, but despite this they are socially progressive and (by and large) inclusive so I doubt he's lost his old friends.
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Sep 1, 2015 20:43
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*enters thread with zero context* ah an excellent opportunity to slobber on scandinavias collective dick
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Sep 1, 2015 20:49
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Perplx posted:he should be recreating entourage his friends yeah exactly the thing is, he could do this in a nerdy way too like just start a production company and pay his friends to help him fart out weird game ideas then farm them out doesn't even matter if they make money doing it just do a thing to keep away the existential crisis and keep your friends employed and around without it being a blatant "i'm paying you to hang out with me" weird thing
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Sep 1, 2015 20:55
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Symbolic Butt posted:notch was going to give a lot of cash for psychonauts 2 or something like that, what happened? "hey, i'll pay for psychonauts 2's development" "okay it'll be 20 million" "whoa not that much"
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Sep 1, 2015 21:01
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loss aversion is a hell of a thing i hope if i ever somehow make billions of dollars i won't hoard it like that dweeb
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Sep 1, 2015 21:03
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pram posted:*enters thread with zero context* ah an excellent opportunity to slobber on scandinavias collective dick svensk are humble, sturdy, superior people who fold their hanzo steel 10,000 times Cold on a Cob posted:yeah exactly he did this. some article came out six months ago or so about how he and another person from minecraft started a new studio in an office building and everything, and they just played cookie clicker while looking out the window at people in the opposite building doing work. it made notch sad
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Sep 1, 2015 21:06
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Triglav posted:svensk are humble, sturdy, superior people who fold their hanzo steel 10,000 times oh lol that sucks
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Sep 1, 2015 21:07
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he should put all his money in a CD and try being rich again next year
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Sep 1, 2015 21:12
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pram posted:*enters thread with zero context* ah an excellent opportunity to slobber on scandinavias collective dick you misunderstand, that I think he'll be fine doesn't mean I think he's any less of a whiny bitch, just that he has potentially the worlds best social welfare to support him if needs be (rendering the isthenotchdeadyet.com kinda redundant). I went to denmark with good reasons. I left for the same number of, or more good reasons.
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Sep 1, 2015 21:17
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yeah he also has his billions of dollars
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Sep 1, 2015 21:21
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i think he'll be just fine as well. good on him, the ol notchster 
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Sep 1, 2015 21:21
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how much credit can a billion get ya? can he borrow another billion? can he buy an island in international waters, declare the independent island nation of minecraftia and declare war on, idk, antigua? maybe winning a war will cheer him up
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Sep 1, 2015 21:25
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Triglav posted:how much credit can a billion get ya? i was told as a kid that the safest thing to do with a lot of money is a reverse mortgage/debenture to a bank. but, given the poo poo theyve pulled in the past god knows how long, im thinking thats the third worst bit of advice ive ever received. (#1 stop posting #2 dont worry just pull out - itll be fine)
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Sep 1, 2015 21:30
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reverse mortages sound good for olds who wanna buy stuff and dont mind leaving nothing behind a final gently caress you to your rear end in a top hat kid/heir "enjoy selling the estate to pay off my debt, fucko"
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Sep 1, 2015 21:37
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Triglav posted:reverse mortages sound good for olds who wanna buy stuff and dont mind leaving nothing behind when you lend the money to a bank, and they have to pay it back over 20-30 at extortionate rates with premature payoff penalties etc etc, is how i thought debentures worked. i may be off, but how is that bad for the kids?
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Sep 1, 2015 21:42
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should an untimely death occur, the heir must continue paying off the debt, or sell the estate to pay off the debt and maybe get something, or get foreclosed on and get nothing
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Sep 1, 2015 21:45
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probably works better for commercial entities where the loan is against a trust held by multiple people and not on an individual and their house
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Sep 1, 2015 21:46
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BONGHITZ posted:if I made a lot of money idk if I would give it to my friends. idk why though. some strange form of honor. gently caress yeah just give a million bucks to each person that wished you happy birthday on facebook that year and gently caress everyuone else! hahah i guess you sholda wished me well. i wish happy birthday on everyone on facey
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Sep 1, 2015 22:37
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maybe turn off birthday notifications first so you dont reward Gary From First Grade Who Only Said It Because He Saw To Interact With You
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Sep 1, 2015 22:47
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nah he earned it. you got billions man and you can turn a dudes life around
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Sep 1, 2015 23:01
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banksy does it again
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